Orchid how about some cake?

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@asktheslutsquid-andco
Orchid how about some cake?
... someone creeps in and leaves a rose for someone very special, a note with [Have a very nice day, Sweet Willow~ xx] written on it. However they run off before it's clear who it is.
{ Oh...! What a sweet note... I wonder who could have left this? A shame I couldn’t catch them... } Willow seems very pleased by the note. A giddy smile is planted on her face :-)
= ... =
Hi you should doodle everyone giving platonic love to one another :o
((The only reason Ritz isn't there is because she’s taking a picture for later :-3c ))
((slides in and blows dust off blog))
((you guys got any questions for these guys? my tablet has been broken for a while, but text responses are good too right? right! i can answer questions like “*slams table* WHATS THEIR SEXUALITIES” and the like!))
(So like... When are we doing tea xD)
{ Oh, I would love for the tea party to take some time this weekend! That is, if... Someone isn’t busy~ }
She’s talking about the mun. School just started this week for her, but she’ll try and be active and do tea sometime this weekend ^^”
:O Single Pringles! What's everyone else's type? Like...what kind of people do they like?
“Well... Eric sort of likes everyone? I mean, if you’re a decent person and you click with him then he’ll end up loving you oh so much!!! :-)”
“Orchid likes affectionate people! Also, she likes all girls/femme aligned people and is a feral lesbian.”
“Willow... Hmm... She likes cool and collected people who she can really talk to, which is why she loves holding tea parties for her friends :-)”
“I don’t know Ritz’s type, she’s pretty secretive.”
“And Mia-”
Mia suddenly burst through the door, sobbing. [I’LL TAKE ANYONE I’VE BEEN SINGLE FOR 5000 YEARS]
Oh who's this new character??? Lilo right??? (love u wife) ~☕
">:-P Pbbbbblllt." (She loves you too)
*slams table* IS ANYONE SINGLE?
Mun cracked her knuckles (I'm kidding, I can't actually do that). "There are indeed single Pringles! Everyone except for Eric currently has no partners! ;-3"
((slides in and blows dust off blog))
((you guys got any questions for these guys? my tablet has been broken for a while, but text responses are good too right? right! i can answer questions like “*slams table* WHATS THEIR SEXUALITIES” and the like!))
With all due respect, Orchid, we would like to spend time with Willow alone at some point. We are fascinated with the way her brain works. We don't mean to intrude, even if in all technicality she's single. ( @hi-it-earl )
Orchid sat up and stared at the ask. She groaned and flopped back down when she realized who it was.
=Oh, it’s just you. Earl, was it? Yeah, listen, haven’t we already solved this problem? You all seem wonderful and all that, but I don’t think I’m exactly up for conversing with you right now. Or ever.=
DEAR SWEET LOVELY ERIC What is your FAVORITE thing about your SPECTACULAR boyfriend?! ~Totally Not Cupid, shush 💕
Eric laughed at the ask before placing a hand on his chin.
{ Hmm, well, I don’t think I have a favorite thing about him! There’s just so many wonderful qualities about him~ Like his good looks, and the way he gets jealous when I flirt around with people-- so cute~! }
Mia cut in before this could get any sappier. [Eric, Mr. Cupid sir, I am begging you two to please please PLEASE get a room. There’s single people here =^=;;]
When are Willow and Orchid getting together
Orchid slid in and made sure no one else has seen the ask before groaning dramatically. She flopped on a conveniently placed couch and started messing around with one of her knives.
=I know right? I’m glad at least one other person can see my undying love for Willow~ A shame I didn’t even know there were other people who liked her... I mean, I can’t blame them. Willow is so pretty~=
WHO!! WANTS!! CAKE!! 🌟
Orchid jumps up and down, waving her hands wildly. =OOOH! OOOOH! ME! IT’S ME! I WANT CAKE!=
{ Oh, you know, cake doesn’t sound that bad right now~ }
[ YEAH! I WANT CAKE TOO! :-O ]
Ritz looked up from... whatever she was doing. || Ah, I suppose I would enjoy some cake as well. ||
_...Haha, well-- I guess everyone wants cake? Don’t worry dear anon, I’ll gladly help you bake for everyone, I’m a wonderful baker!_
Aah! Willow! I’m so glad you’re okay! I thought knife lady had killed you!
_Hello! Ah, no, I’m fine-- we all are! ...Haha, “knife lady”, that’s a cute nickname, I should call Orchid that sometime._
_Anyway, you don’t have to worry about any of that anymore! It was all an act-- a show of some sort for your entertainment. I’m a bit glad we ended up not finishing it all though, I’m not the best actor, haha._
((slides in and blows dust off blog))
((you guys got any questions for these guys? my tablet has been broken for a while, but text responses are good too right? right! i can answer questions like “*slams table* WHATS THEIR SEXUALITIES” and the like!))
@ask-cupidswonderland @hi-it-earl
Willow smiles. _I’m glad we’re all calm! Oh, Earl, I am so very sorry about these first impressions, I assure you everyone here is quite lovely._
=Yes, quite~!= Orchid hooked a playful arm around Willow and smiled that trademark sickeningly sweet smile at Earl and Veerah. She knows what she’s doing. Meanwhile, Mia, Eric, and Ritz are in the background making bets on who will get to Willow first discussing something.
Earl slightly bows at the group.
“We are delighted to hear that, we’d love to get to know everyone a little better while… Eve is having fun.”
He turns to Willow with a good natured smile. “Actually we came check if you were still available for tea at some point in the near future, Willow? We’d love to catch up with the times.”
Willow opened her mouth, but Orchid responded instead. =Oh, y’know, actually– she’s busy! Yeah… She’s busy, like… This whole week, actually!
Willow laughed at Orchid; she thought she was joking and found it cute. _Orchid, what are you talking about?_
=Oh, y’know! You said you had a… Thing! A very important thing! That involved me. And me only. Strange how you don’t remember. So sorry to you Earl– oh, and Veerah too.=
Veerah grumbles
[You little-]
Cupid butts in, putting a hand on Veerah’s shoulder
C: Ohh Well isn’t that a shame!! Vee you’ll have to find some other tie to spend with Willow, right? Surely Willow can’t be busy with Orchid alll the time, right?
@ask-cupidswonderland @hi-it-earl
Willow smiled nervously at Veerah, Cupid, Orchid, and Earl. _Umm… Well… I–_
=Well, what if Willow doesn’t want to hang out with either of you?= She cocked her head to the side and stared at Earl and Veerah, keeping her sweet smile.
_Haha, well, I-I–_ Someone help the poor woman.
Cupid groans, rolling his eyes
C: Alright alright there is a big issue here.
Cupid glares to Orchid
C: Orchid. As far as I can tell, you are not part of these arrangements. So I suggest you shut your mouth and let Willow make her plans herself.
“Cupid seems to be correct, Willow should be free to make her own decisions.” Earl quickly threw a hand up to stall any sort of retort from anyone.
“Though we apologise for causing such an issue. We simply find Willow… Fascinating. We wouldn’t mind having a tea party - in which we all spend time together. If you are okay with this arrangement?”
Earl was attempting to be peaceful and keep everyone happy.
Orchid stared at all of them, her arm still wrapped around Willow, and her sickly sweet smile was gone.
Before Willow could panic and say something, Orchid spoke up, a genuine smile finding her way on her face. =Ah, I guess you guys are right. Sorry I’ve been a stickler… You guys seem really nice, really! So I would be honored to attend a tea party with you riffraff~ =
Willow smiled widely and felt a huge wave of relief. _Oh, yes! Yes, a tea party with you all seems splendid! How wonderful!_
Eric sighs with relief in the background for not having to kick anyone’s ass
Cupid and Veerah blink at the rooms sudden shift of tone- Cupid didn’t expect that to be so smooth-
[U-Um.. Tea sounds lovely….]
C: Y-yeah! It… It does…
“Marvelous! We apologise for causing issue in the first place.” He smiled kindly at those around him.
_Oh, it’s nothing, Earl~_ Willow smiled back at him, how pretty. _We’ll have the tea party sometime next week~! See you all there!_
...She was gone. Hm. Orchid hesitated, looking at the others before going herself.
Well done everybody :-)
@ask-cupidswonderland @hi-it-earl
Willow smiles. _I’m glad we’re all calm! Oh, Earl, I am so very sorry about these first impressions, I assure you everyone here is quite lovely._
=Yes, quite~!= Orchid hooked a playful arm around Willow and smiled that trademark sickeningly sweet smile at Earl and Veerah. She knows what she’s doing. Meanwhile, Mia, Eric, and Ritz are in the background making bets on who will get to Willow first discussing something.
Earl slightly bows at the group.
“We are delighted to hear that, we’d love to get to know everyone a little better while… Eve is having fun.”
He turns to Willow with a good natured smile. “Actually we came check if you were still available for tea at some point in the near future, Willow? We’d love to catch up with the times.”
Willow opened her mouth, but Orchid responded instead. =Oh, y’know, actually– she’s busy! Yeah… She’s busy, like… This whole week, actually!
Willow laughed at Orchid; she thought she was joking and found it cute. _Orchid, what are you talking about?_
=Oh, y’know! You said you had a… Thing! A very important thing! That involved me. And me only. Strange how you don’t remember. So sorry to you Earl– oh, and Veerah too.=
Veerah grumbles
[You little-]
Cupid butts in, putting a hand on Veerah’s shoulder
C: Ohh Well isn’t that a shame!! Vee you’ll have to find some other tie to spend with Willow, right? Surely Willow can’t be busy with Orchid alll the time, right?
@ask-cupidswonderland @hi-it-earl
Willow smiled nervously at Veerah, Cupid, Orchid, and Earl. _Umm… Well… I–_
=Well, what if Willow doesn’t want to hang out with either of you?= She cocked her head to the side and stared at Earl and Veerah, keeping her sweet smile.
_Haha, well, I-I–_ Someone help the poor woman.
Cupid groans, rolling his eyes
C: Alright alright there is a big issue here.
Cupid glares to Orchid
C: Orchid. As far as I can tell, you are not part of these arrangements. So I suggest you shut your mouth and let Willow make her plans herself.
“Cupid seems to be correct, Willow should be free to make her own decisions.” Earl quickly threw a hand up to stall any sort of retort from anyone.
“Though we apologise for causing such an issue. We simply find Willow… Fascinating. We wouldn’t mind having a tea party - in which we all spend time together. If you are okay with this arrangement?”
Earl was attempting to be peaceful and keep everyone happy.
Orchid stared at all of them, her arm still wrapped around Willow, and her sickly sweet smile was gone.
Before Willow could panic and say something, Orchid spoke up, a genuine smile finding her way on her face. =Ah, I guess you guys are right. Sorry I’ve been a stickler... You guys seem really nice, really! So I would be honored to attend a tea party with you riffraff~ =
Willow smiled widely and felt a huge wave of relief. _Oh, yes! Yes, a tea party with you all seems splendid! How wonderful!_
Eric sighs with relief in the background for not having to kick anyone’s ass