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Dark Mechanicum Techpriest of Cyclothrathe
by Mizoro
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The Force does not want me dead. It does not want me happy, but it does not want me dead.
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Kal shifted a bit uncomfortably in his Merchant fleet uniform as he starred up at the Custode “ I meant no offense my Lord of course my ship is at your disposal” Kal looked to his right to Micah also in merchant uniform then back to Amon “ Shall we clear a cargo bay for your gear or anything you may be bringing we are traveling light this trip so we have plenty of room and can consolidate our goods to one hanger” he seemed accommodating but he was slipping a order to Micah to take their cargo and lock it up in its own bay and seal it “ should we expect trouble upon entering Tandiris my Lord?”
Amon thought for a moment. Not about the answer to Kal’s question. That came quickly enough. But he found it amusing that it needed to be asked. “Yes, probably,” he responded. “We wouldn’t be going there if all was quiet, would we?”
The kataphraktoi turned and gestured at his golden compatriots. “We will need space for only what you see here.” He chuckled slightly. “We are also traveling light.”
Kal nodded his head “ Then I will make sure we drop into realspace at a appropriate place to make a quick insertion” kal turned to his aide once more “ place the Lords in the hanger with our fastest Aquilla so they can have there items loaded on it and ready” he saluted the Micah casually dismissing him before turning back to the Custode “ I’m not one to place my people in danger my Lord without knowing the enemy my lords” Kal had a idea what was going on in the Tandiris system but for it to attract the Custodes things might be worse.
That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.
To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is
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“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.
Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.
There are multiple tiers of Flare:
Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form
Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.
Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here
Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”
I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.
I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.
The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.
Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.
Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.
Don’t fuck with the duck.
But he still can't cast heal huh?
The Drunken Plot
his eyes remained on the bottle being held hostage before him “ Theres no Eldar on this planet but I have transportation too their location” he took a sweeping grab for the bottle “ depends on how the mission goes” he takes another grab for the bottle while also trying to stay out of hitting range of Tau “ Vip’s human and its on a craftworld” eventually he gave up and slouched back into his chair sadness in the smugglers remaining eye “ you are still meaner then a khorne bezerker TT I thought Dakka would have been a good influence” he began to sneak a hand into his jacket to find his hidden flask of Amasec while he acted sad
“You try reading behind the lines with an eldar in your head.” Dakka snapped back at Kal as he was having some trouble past carrying two conversations in his head and focusing on the implcations of the smuggler. Torn between the nagging and griping of the eldar that could just cut through him ingnoring them and a conversation he wanted to have with people on the outside, he rubbed at his head as pain of a headache flaired. Just as Kal clambered up to the roof top he sat up strighter and turned about in his seat to ask about if Kal pissed off some lady and got fixed. But the last boot was already leaving through the opening before he closed it and turned back around.
Folding his arms behind his head he tried to relax before it felt like his gut fell out as a overwhelming yet detatched fear snapped about his heart as the pink feathers flashed in eye sight range. The chanting was drowned out by the wind and the casing of the salamander Eveything got brighter as his eyes dilated and he felt the fear responce sweep through his body as be was ready to fight. But with no target he forced his hands to the edge of the seat and gripped on and locked up his legs as the eldar clawed at his mental defences about something as they were speaking far to fast and complicated for him to follow. All he caught was screaming about she who eats as be decicated all his will power to not moving an inch for the eldar and was slowly loosing to them.
The tau only afforded what she could to look back as Kal started to move up and scowled as her own thought when to that Kal was going to kill himself out there. But as he moved along she sighed faintly as she could hear he wasn’t immediately yanked off the vehical. But then she was aware of something going on with the inquistor as he went from relax to an expression she nev e r seen him have in her time of being inservice to him. But she had to focuse on keeping the two fools alive as he kept her hoof down on the acceleration.
As the occupants of the Salamander began to fully understand the Kal’s words he stood atop the Vehicle arms wide as the pink blurs began to piercing through his body like specters of smoke and light “ I give it all unto you pain, pleasure, and the last five days of memories in exchange for safe passage through the warps winds” he shouted his words almost echoing in the air around him as Pink mist began to swirl around the salamander obscuring the road ahead pink smoke tendrils grasped toward the machine but stopped short as they steamed ahead full speed its treads no longer digging into dirt but nothingness.
The pink blurs became more defines as their numbers increased and the mist rolled in swallowing the Salamander whole, The Hummingbird sized creatures with heads of seahorses continued there swarming of the vehicle now completely blocking all view of the path ahead. Having no physical form the creatures would not pierce through the vehicle instead favoring to envelope it in a protective school of pink feathers.
The roar of the Tanks engines was silenced and the only sounds that could be heard was the feint whispers of rumors and secrets from throughout the galaxy so many whispers only a word or two can be heard before that conversation was lost to the light murmur. There was one sound though that echoed louder then the whispers and it was the screams of Kal as the birds ripped his memories from his mind like Carrion birds tearing flesh from a fresh Carcass.
Only the tau was fine as the inquistor beside her was loosing his battle against a furious eldar inside of his own skull. Psykic claws dragged along his mind as the eldar fought for control to put an end to Kal’s madness of taking them through the warp personally. Pink washed over the vehicle as the the indedious whispers fluttered about the human ears as secrets and desires offered flickered in and out of their reality. As they entered the warp the eldar relinquished the attack as silently as he started it to leave the ravaged inquistor mind as a shield with this skimming off the warp. Dakka remained in his seat as the pain ended as his breathing started up again as he forgot momentary how to breath under the assault.
However the tau was largely unbothered besides marking in her head that she will have to check in on the two idiots as there was screaming above and it appeared the small inquistor was foming at the mouth with his eyes rolled back to the back of his skull. This was one of the many times she was happy she knew little of the warp and that it mostly does not effect her as she held her hoof down despite the feeling of there being no more feeling traction on the wheels to warent her to keep on it. But the pink creatures were hindering where she could see as she squinted and moved to try to make out anything before them.
There we sthe feeling of asif she hit something but in the most strange and disjointed way that did not settle right as the strange creatures started to peel off as they were starting to dissolve back into the ether. Getting a spot open before her eyes she balked as a shadow loomed over the vehicle and she screamed as she turned the salamander as sharply as she could as the momentum of it carried them forward into a white statue of bone as water was kicked up as the vehicle went over the lip and threw its surfer off into the large fountain. And the salamander rolled once before settling on its tires as the tau braced herself for an impact as the side of the vehicle hit the statue cracking it up the robe as they came to a jarring stop.
Sanity and some means to hurry returned to Inquistor Dakka as he jerked in his seat as air was forced out of him as his eyes came back to see he was rolling in some sort of water. Even before they stopped he removed his straps ans staggered out of his seat as he felt the slowing force. Forcing the back door opened he wheezed in pain as he was sure something broke as he looked about for his drinking buddy. Struggling with each breath as it felt as if somone took a sledgehammer to his chest, he waded through the water where he saw human looking clothing and bubbles. Pulling Kal by the hem of his shirt he made sure the smuggler was not about to drown as the tau was just getting out of the vehicle.
“Bloody warp pokers. You have as many lives as a spike covered cat.” The bubbles coming from under water told him chances are Kal was still alive but with hitting a statue. His eyes rolled up as he took in the farseer statue he felt the outrage of the eldar insode the stone that felt like it was now part of his sterm. Breathing shallowly this was not the state he wanted to be in as he noted the startled eldar civilians. Stepping closer he wrapped an arm about Kal’s waist as his mind ran over the colors he saw as he haulled the other man out of there. Why did those colors look so damn familer was the question on his mind as he sloshed his way out of the fountain.
The whispers swirled before Kal in a vortex as they used his essence to tear open a path for the salamander his screams of agony took a choked laughter about them as everything came to fruition “ I DID IT! I ACTUALLY....” before he could choke out those final words the salamander came to a abrupt stop launching him towards the Farseer statue and the last thought before darkness Kal had was “ nice rack”
The gathered Eldar seemed confused and perplexed by the sudden and horrifying warp appearance, The crowd slowly gathered closer to the Fountain but stopped dead as a low growl emitted from beneath the abandoned Salamander behind the Tau and Inquisitor. A grotesque pink claw reached up from beneath the Salamander grabbing at its armor for leverage tearing plating like butter as it struggled to get free of the Vehicles weight.
Kal was having a exquisite dream of laying in bed with not one but two Eldar Banshees he was enjoying the afterglow of a rousing session of wrestle the Mon-Keigh. Kal couldn't remember her name but lets call her Arresa, she crawled atop him and began to whisper in his ear “ wake up~ Darling~ its time to wake up~” her voice seemed muffled as she lowered herself atop him smothering him in her wet Embrace.
Kal jerked awake spitting up several gulps of the fountains waters as Dakka assisted him away his mind was blurry and he didn’t have any memory of what or why he was being helped by Dakka “ what?....what are we doing in a fountain?” he asked looking around and taking in his surroundings his missing memories completely wiped from the last five days “ oh shit we actually did it” is all he said taking in the craftworld around him only one reason to be in such a place before turning to look towards the growling “ that cant be good” he reached into his cloak and pulled out bolt pistol aiming it at the Salamander shakily “ I can’t believe you said yes to this...let alone bring her along” he said with a devilish smirk to Dakka nodding his head at the Tau.
In the shadows of her room a figure sat quietly stroking the sleeping form of the Red Panda.
Seraphina's steps were heavy and dragging as she made her way back to her room. After so many months of nearly endless hours of work and limited rations had left the willowy psyker exhausted. She pulled her blindfold off as her door slid open, the normal lavender glow in her eyes was dull and almost non-existent as she leaned against the wall for a moments rest.
She wasn’t aware there was someone present in her room till the dog at her side let out a warning growl. With a startled snort, the woman stood up and looked about her frantically for a moment.
“Wa, whos there?”, she said as she frowned.
“I swear if yer here ta try and my pets I will fry yer backside fer yer friends ta eat.”, she said but the exhausted tone took any menace from her words.
He sipped at the tea quietly until she mentions his eye for people “ I don’t know you haven’t met our newest addition, Her names Vivian Corazon Ex-imperial assassin and 100% handful” he joked with a chuckle “ you would like her”
Kal’s mood began to brighten slightly as she mention Dakka and his assistant “ That Tau girl was a menace on my crew I wont lie I definitely dumped her on him” he held up a finger to his mouth “ don’t tell Dakka”he set the cup down next to him before petting the panda some more “ That Baron Title is the only reason I still have two working smuggling lanes through the Eye”
he shrugged at her suggestion “ there’s not a Vacuum darling its just empty if you don’t hold a Title you ain’t getting through those openings without a fight or one hell of a fast ship” he tilted his head to the side and thought about things “ I’ve got plenty of business but a half my bloody ships either gone or turned full Chaos taint.”
“Oh she sounds delightful.”, she said as she shook her head a tired grin on her face at his description of the new girl.
“Why is et ya always finding women that are handfuls and most likely gonna get ya into trouble? Lest this one sounds like she can help get ya out of it too,”, she laughed before taking another sip of tea. As he started talking about Dakkas Tau assistant she choked as she started laughing.
“You are terrible, I should so tell Jack Rabbit that ya were just trying to unload her!”, she teasing accused the other between fits of laughter. A twinge of pain in her chest was her only warning before she doubled over in a coughing fit causing her dog and drake to sit up and hover near her in concern. The fit was short but it left struggling to breathe for a moment and her chest aching.
“For the love of God Emperors shiny gold boots, these coughing fits are gonna be the death o me.”, she muttered weakly before sipping at her tea more and waving off the animals crowding her. Eight months of strained working conditions and pushing to her limits and beyond, it was almost enough to make her go to a doctor but only just.
“Sorry bout that. Well I don’t know how ya’d go bout getting more ships, but I’m always happy ta help cleanse ones ya get back of the taint.”, she said as she wondered just how many of his ships he had lost, if they were lost outright there was little he could do. But even ones that weren’t lost just fallen to pure chaos could still leave a ship unusable after a fight to reclaim it.
Kal’s mood seemed to improve as he chuckled “ That should be the title to my Biography ‘All these Dangerous women I know’ you know I would place you on the third chapter you firebug” he joked with a smile as he finished off his tea. he placed the cup to his side and leaned forward himself placing a hand on her shoulder as she coughed “ you really must rest Dear, ask the newly appointed General for rest time the galaxy is fucked and your just one pysker ” his worry was genuine he cared for his niece “ you need rest and to get your spark back I mean look at you I’m sitting here in relative peace when normally my soul burns in your pure presence but its a burn I welcomed as long as I got to spend it with my Niece” he leaned back in his chair “ forget about my ships I’ll figure something out plenty of pirates to in the galaxy to rob from now, you should focus on your own health or do you need me to ask Brutis for you its not neglecting duty if it keeps you from dying?” he was serious she only had to say yes and he would march through this ship straight to Brutis even if it meant pushing through the black Shields also.
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@askthesmuggler said: “Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”
“If it’s any consolation, we’ve been off Terra for a number of years now and we’re still getting that response from people.”
Amon looked down at the ship captain through red lenses. His armor sparkled gold under the pale yellow lumin strips overhead, as did the armor of the other four Custodes with him.
“Now, I apologize for the inconvenience, but your vessel is slated to pass closest to the Tandiris System, which is where we need to be.” He paused, though not for any real reason. “So we are altering your course.”
Kal shifted a bit uncomfortably in his Merchant fleet uniform as he starred up at the Custode “ I meant no offense my Lord of course my ship is at your disposal” Kal looked to his right to Micah also in merchant uniform then back to Amon “ Shall we clear a cargo bay for your gear or anything you may be bringing we are traveling light this trip so we have plenty of room and can consolidate our goods to one hanger” he seemed accommodating but he was slipping a order to Micah to take their cargo and lock it up in its own bay and seal it “ should we expect trouble upon entering Tandiris my Lord?”
First Interaction Starters!
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“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”
“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”
“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”
“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”
“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”
“Where the hell am I?”
“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”
“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”
“You lost or something?”
“Do you need some help?”
“You need something?”
“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”
“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”
“I think you knew my parents.”
“Hey, you dropped this.”
“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”
“Um… Hello…”
“What are you looking at?”
“Hey aren’t you ____?”
“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”
“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”
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Kal points at his new mechanical eye and smilea at his little Tech-priest friend " I let a Dark Eldar woman remove my eye in exchange for becoming her pet/friend/toy" the mechanical eye blinks on and off like a wink " Im not vary good at dealing with dangerious woman Regis" he joked
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Kal was changing his usual sage shirt for a lighter pink for the upcoming governors banquet when Seraphina asked about the long slash across his back " That is from Lictor, The bastard interrupted a dual I was having with a ork. I took a rogue strike to the back and the Ork lost his arm but after a couple of minutes of swearing we felled the beast" Kal adjusted his new shirt and began to button it up " I thought I was gonna bleed to death and I kinda wish I had because the Ork stopped my bleeding by spitting on my back" He shivered at the disgusting thought " We became friends and he's now my lootaz contact"
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
The Tomb Explorers
He smiled at the leader of this group “ Pity I’ve spent the last couple of weeks looking and all i’ve found is bones and..” as the soldier reports on the toy store Kal points a hand at him “ Useless crap” he turned his head to the side as he inspected the badge and the lizardman “ I’m almost tempted to try just to see this specimen in action” his smile was devious “ but that would be rude and vary faux pas”
*The Reptile stood there and hissed silently of sorts, but the badge looms there as it spoke with the others, to the Captain he looked at the toys and well one soldier walked out with a couple of toys and a couple walk and looked at the small objects, the Captain has a number and something like a unit code, on him is the 28th A.E.S.D, as are the others.*
Toys can prove some use to us and such you know, what it could be helpful for those of children.
*As the Captain finished the Reptile growled at something, not kal but at something different, of course the others look and its some sort of beast ballsy enough to go near the group. The reptile soon stepped forward.*
The smuggler merely shrugged “The Kids of my men and those I care for Don’t have a interest of toys, Trust me I’ve tried they all want to be part of the business who am I to stop them” Kal got a ping from his com-bead about the beast approaching from Vivian “ Oh it is getting about that Time of night when they get frisky” he turned to face the creature himself his hand resting on the hilt of his power saber “ you got this one big boy?”
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I am somewhat ignorant to the nature of your profession, suffice to say that I understand it is somewhat illegal. Regardless, please consider this an unofficial request for food and medical supplies for hive Tertius on Armageddon. Supplies are running extremely low and emergency rationing is in effect. I trust the emperor will guide your choice.
Kal read the Message several times his prosthetic hand tapping away at the wooden desk in the Captains quarters of the ‘Star’s Shadow’ “ this is probably a Trap but By the Gods! I will not pass up a chance to have a Templar Owe me a favor” Kal surged to his feet Calling out for his Left hand “ VIVIAN! LOAD UP ALL THE FOOD WERE GONNA SAVE A HIVE!” The smuggler was off and out of his quarters a flurry of paperwork following him.
A Reply was sent to Templar in the form of a coded message that was bounced through the astropaths til it reached his hand 3 weeks later “Bay 13 Hive Section 26-c″