Ask the trendy hat girl, intrepid reporter!

Hey, everyone, my name’s Abigail, and I live in Greenville! I’m a journalist – or at least, I hope to be! There’s still a lot I’ve got to learn before then. I know a lot about town because of it, and with so many people coming to find out about thneeds, I thought it’d be nice if they had someone to go to if they were curious about anything! (Psst. That person is me. :D ) ((Current Magic Anon: Twelve years old for ??? For a voice response, just put [V] in the ask.))

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u are pretty sugoi

Oh, thank you!

I think?

It sounds nice, anyway. But. Um.

To which one of us?

Yeah, that.

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m!a: you have a boy clone

...oh. That's... new.

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Good morning, all!

How is everyone doing on this lovely morning?

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I'm very picky about who I hire or partner with, and many positions can't even be applied for. But I'm good at...discovering assets that might benefit my company. My door's open if you're interested~ [V] ((ooc: I love your voice^^))

I -- hm. I -- I suppose? If... if you really think I'd be suited, I mean.

((Aah, thank youuuuuu! >u<))

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Hello there, Miss! My, my, doesn't that Thneed(c) look fabulous on you! Have you ever considered being an official model? [V]

Oh! Thank you! I -- well, no. I mean -- it never really crossed my mind?

Um. "Official model" didn't really seem the sort of position you can just try out for, and --

Are you -- are you offering?

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Aww thanks you oh here some sugar cookies as well *she hands her a box then take some her cookies* this look great ~3

Oh, thank you, these look wonderful!

Merry Christmas, and thank you again!

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Geese a-laying, golden rings :)

Geese a-laying -- Six quirks

I've gotten in the habit of putting things in my thneed, which... usually gets them lost.

Even if I'm planning on wearing my contacts, I reach for my glasses every morning, without fail.

I have a tendency to hunch when I’m talking to people. I guess to try and look smaller.

I also bounce back on my heels and interlace my fingers when I’m interested in the conversation.

I can’t keep my nails long – I always end up tapping them on the table or a wall and breaking them.

I tend to jot down the things I hear in my notebook, even if they’re not particularly noteworthy. I got someone’s full grocery list once.

Golden rings -- Five shiny things that I like

My mother has this old wooden jewelry box with brass hinges. My sister and I used to stage all sorts of adventures around it, so I’m pretty fond of it.

My father gave me a quill pen when I first became interested in journalism, and the nib is pretty shiny!

My thneed is shiny in a different way, but I guess that… sort of counts?Do my glasses count?

…the sign for the new bakery?

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Merry Christmas, everybody!

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THIS IS CUTE DO THIS

Drummers Drumming: Twelve facts about my holiday life

Pipers Piping: Eleven facts about my body

Lords a-Leaping: Ten things I like about my personality

Ladies Dancing: Nine things I dislike about my life

Maids a-Milking: Eight things I like about my friends

Swans a-Swimming: Seven rivals/enemies

Geese a-Laying: Six quirks

Golden Rings: Five shiny things I like

Calling Birds: Four foods I dislike

French Hens: Three of my favorite things

Turtle Doves: Two people I like

Partridge in a Pear Tree: My one love

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I've been trying to make cookies for everyone -- enlisted Charlotte to help, and everything -- but most of them turned out... badly.

That is to say, they burned.

I was going to bake more, but then I got sick, so...

Well, if anyone wants some slightly-burnt cookies, we've got loads of them now!

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Merry Christmas -^__^-

Merry Christmas!

Oh, here! –she hands out a plate wrapped in transparent green plastic. Beneath this, the plate is stacked full with various simple cookies, which look slightly burnt–

They’re, ah, not the greatest, b-but they should still taste okay, at least…!

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It's Christmas Eve for most of you, isn't it? What's everyone planning on doing?

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Christmas Song Inspired Magic Anons!

Holly Jolly Christmas: Your character is stuck laughing uncontrollably, no matter the situation, for the next three hours.

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer: You character has amnesia for 24 hours.

Silent Night: Your character is mute for six hours.

All I Want for Christmas is You: Your character is obsessively love with another character (anon specifies) for two days.

You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch: Your character is hateful and bitchy for twelve hours.

Feliz Navidad: Your character can only speak in Spanish for three hours. (If necessary, use a translator.)

Angels We Have Heard on High: Your character sprouts angel wings and has them for the next twelve hours.

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire: Your character is a glutton for six hours.

Feel free to add more!

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Today is (sort of) my birthday -- and since I feel terrible about being away so long, and it is the season of giving, well...

I thought I could do something fun, instead.

I'll have the list up in a moment.

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say that ted n audrey are the best couple ever!! V V V V V V V VOICE V V V V V V V

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hey i wanna hear your voice!! :) V V V V V V V V V V VOICE PLEASE V V V V V V V V V V

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