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[puppychainsaw]

i need him so bad :(((( i’m so tipsy i want to sit in his lap and sleep in his neck while he rubs my back and tells me im his puppy forever sorry everyone

[robbys-hairy-tummy]

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS GOOFY CLUMSY MOTHERFUCKER A GUN

It’s a miracle he didn’t shoot his hands off somehow

[turnbowtrap]

wes anderson in yellow | wes anderson in colour 3/10

bottle rocket (1996), rushmore (1998), the royal tenenbaums (2001), the life aquatic with steve zissou (2004), the darjeeling limited (2007), fantastic mr fox (2009), moonrise kingdom (2012), the grand budapest hotel (2014), isle of dogs (2018), the french dispatch (2021), asteroid city (2023)

[turnbowtrap]

wes anderson in blue | wes anderson in colour 5/10

bottle rocket (1996), rushmore (1998), the royal tenenbaums (2001), the life aquatic with steve zissou (2004), the darjeeling limited (2007), fantastic mr fox (2009), moonrise kingdom (2012), the grand budapest hotel (2014), isle of dogs (2018), the french dispatch (2021), asteroid city (2023)

[turnbowtrap]

wes anderson in pink | wes anderson in colour 7/10

bottle rocket (1996), rushmore (1998), the royal tenenbaums (2001), the life aquatic with steve zissou (2004), fantastic mr fox (2009), moonrise kingdom (2012), the grand budapest hotel (2014), isle of dogs (2018), the french dispatch (2021)

[turnbowtrap]

wes anderson in orange | wes anderson in colour 2/10

bottle rocket (1996), rushmore (1998), the royal tenenbaums (2001), the life aquatic with steve zissou (2004), the darjeeling limited (2007), fantastic mr fox (2009), moonrise kingdom (2012), the grand budapest hotel (2014), isle of dogs (2018), the french dispatch (2021), asteroid city (2023)

[groovyangelkisses]

being married to jack means sleeping on your tummy with one thigh hitched over his waist when he sleeps on his back. his broad hand & chubby wrist holding onto your warm skin, fingers curled around your thigh. you’re basically sleeping on top of him as he wiggles a little closer, lifting your leg up further so he can press his morning hard-on against the soft swell of your cunt.

one hand spreading your cheeks so he can wedge himself into you, while his foot plants flat on the mattress. a low, sleepy, raspy groan “fuuck.” oozing out of him as he settles himself inside.

when you stir, pushing your leg further into his tummy to keep him close, he’s instantly going for the kiss. hips bucking up in circles as he lazily laps at your tongue, “good morning, baby. kiss?”

slooooooooowwww makeout and fucking at 8am on his off-day </3

[mjpens]

Jack Abbot S1 // S2

[pommepony]

so, baby girl, good luck taking care of yourself

[kaletastrophes]

And they want to crucify me for saying it but young Adrian Brody was so sexy

[peanutsgifs]

[jackabbot]

BOB'S BURGERS 16.10 • Heist Things Are Heist

[namtan]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE 1989 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[tripleabatterybuni]

Huckleabbot, and Jacks dog buster, who failed the fuck out of her police dog training

[kingofclowningaround]

Emery Walsh ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧

patron saint of snark

i need my sarcastic, snarky, grumpy queen back, please emery come back in season 3 i beg 🙏🙏

[kingofclowningaround]

Michael “Robby” Robivavitch

patron saint of hospitals and healthcare workers

robby could also be the patron saint of cynicism and literally so many more but i had to just find one that kinda fit with his whole reason for working in ptmc and also since he’s the chief attending.

[kingofclowningaround]

Jesse Van Horn 𝄞⋆ ݁.

patron saint of steadfastness

the end of episode 11 was absolutely terrifying, i was on the edge of my seat that whole time, especially because i love jesse so much and i really can’t have anymore characters leave this show, i’m kinda scared how they are going to show him coming back in season 3 (if he even comes back in the hospital) but we’ll see