Dialovers Question and Ask RP

ask the Diabolik lovers Boys some questions! Roleplay Account talk with the Vamp Boys and a Ghoul

[askthevamps]

Kino do you play fnf

" Yeah, I’ve played it. It’s actually pretty fun. All that tapping and singing? It’s a great way to kill time when I’m bored of listening to these guys bicker. "

[askthevamps]

Laito, will you marry me? I can cook and do everything, I'm your maid if you want 😭

" Marry you? My, my, how bold. You’re offering to be my personal maid? That’s quite an enticing proposal, little one. I do enjoy being taken care of... especially when it’s someone so eager to please. "

[askthevamps]

Laito can you be nice to yui

" Nice? That’s a tall order for someone like me, isn’t it? But... I suppose even a Bitch-chan deserves a break every now and then. "

[ laito tucks Yui's strand hair back at her Ear ]

" There. Is that 'nice' enough for you, little one? Don't get used to it—but I suppose I can refrain from teasing you for... oh, let's say, the next hour. "

[askthevamps]

Kino pls give Ayato his dinosaur back 💔 be a good brother okay

" A dinosaur? You mean that ridiculous, dusty plastic thing? Honestly, I only took it because I knew it would make him twitch. "

" Kino, you bastard! Give it back before I make you regret ever showing your face in this mansion! "

[askthevamps]

ayato wwyd if i was wearing a pushup bra that made me look like a chichiari just for you to find out that i'm actually a chichinashi? would you still love me?

" Would I still... Hah! Don't get ahead of yourself. I don't care about the padding, but the fact that you tried to fool me? You’re going to be punished for this! I’m going to make sure you never even look at a bra again! "

[askthevamps]

Yui vs reiji cooking battle

" A 'battle'? Do not be absurd. There is no 'battle' to be had between a master of culinary science and someone who struggles to boil water without making a disaster of the kitchen. "

" Yui, if you insist on this embarrassment, prepare yourself to be lectured on basic hygiene and technique for the next three hours. "

" I... I've been practicing, Reiji-san! I know you’re good, but maybe I can make something that actually tastes like home for a change. "

[askthevamps]

okay Ruki now I wanna look in your desk...I'll wait until you're out grocery shopping >:)

" Is that a threat? I suggest you reconsider your plans for the day. My shopping trips are brief, and I have a habit of setting... security measures.. "

[askthevamps]

Yuma can I climb your back in exchange for a bag of sugar cubes

" Sugar cubes? You’re trying to bribe me with sugar? ...Hah! You’ve got some guts, thinking you can just climb on my back like I’m some kind of pack mule. But, "

" those cubes look high-quality. Fine. Get on before I change my mind. "

[askthevamps]

Ayyy it’s all da boys in one blog! Very cool dat you boys are doing this. Have some pasta, on da house!

🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

-Papa Pastrami

" This is the least imbicile question I have ever have...."

" thank you. "

[askthevamps]

All Diaboys vs Tung Tung Tung sahur, who’s winning?

NAHH

💀

" What is that? Some kind of deformed low-class servant? Why does it have a bat? Does it think it’s a delinquent? I’ll show it who owns this mansion! "

" It’s... it’s hideous. It has no soul, Teddy. Just look at those eyes... they're empty. It’s even more unpleasant than the human. Burn it. Burn the computer, Reiji!!! "

".....Well now, that’s certainly a unique aesthetic. I’ve seen some strange things in the Red Light District, but this? It’s almost... disturbing enough to be art. Tell me, little Bitch-chan, did you make this to haunt my dreams. "

" am not even going to dignify this... biological anomaly with a response. Delete this immediately. "

" .....I don't know what this 'Tung Tung' is, and I have no desire to find out. It looks like an experiment gone horribly wrong. "

" Whoa! It’s kinda funny, actually! It looks like a mascot from a fever dream! Hey, you think it can dance? Or maybe it’s a new type of rival? "

" Hah! What is that, a potato with legs? It looks like it’s ready to swing that bat at someone's head. I like its energy! If it showed up at our farm, I’d probably just keep it as a guard dog—or a scarecrow. "

" It... looks... like it hurts... to be that way... It’s lonely, isn't it? The way it’s standing there... all by itself... I wonder... if it would let me... hit it? "

[askthevamps]

*Gives Azusa a little kiss on the top of his head*

Stay precious, homie

"....You... you did that for me? ...No one ever... wants to be kind to me... like that. Thank you... I feel... very... precious now. I think... I'll hold onto this feeling... forever..."

[askthevamps]

Can Laito please come to the podium and explain to everyone why he has a stolen sock collection

" Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between—welcome. You’ve gathered here to discuss my… curated collection. "

(⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

" You call it 'stolen,' I call it 'sentimental gathering.' Do you have any idea how much a person’s scent can tell you about their day? It’s far more intimate than a letter, don’t you think? "

[askthevamps]

ayato have u stolen chemicals from reiji's lab before

" Stolen? That’s a strong word, Reiji. I just… borrowed some stuff. It looked like he had too many weird-smelling potions, so I just helped him declutter. "

" Is that so? Then perhaps you’d like to explain why my floor is currently glowing neon green and why your hair smells like sulfuric acid? "

[askthevamps]

Yui hug everyone to see your dad again

" (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠) ? "

" What is the meaning of this unseemly display? Do not touch me with your filthy human hands, Yui. If you're looking for your father, search the library; don't bother us with these pathetic sentimentalities. "

" Hah? You want to hug Ore-sama? You’re getting ahead of yourself, Chichinashi. Though... if you're that desperate for attention, I suppose I could let you, provided you know your place afterward. "

" M Neko-chan! A hug? For me? I'm honored! But you know, if you really want to make me happy, you're going to have to do more than just a quick hug, right? "

[askthevamps]

Ruki what is your favorite candy? Are you hiding them in your desk drawers perhaps :O

" I suggest you stop looking into places that don't concern you. My desk is organized for efficiency, not for your curiosity. "

" As for candy... I find sweets to be a trivial indulgence. If I were to keep anything in my desk, it would be for far more practical reasons than a simple sugar craving. "

[askthevamps]

Nooo I'm sorry Kanato, I didn't mean for you to cry!!! But you are short :(

" Do you have any idea how insensitive you are? It’s not that I’m 'short,' it’s that the rest of you are monstrously oversized and unrefined! Teddy... tell her how rude she is being. Tell her she should apologize properly, or maybe she needs to learn a lesson about poking at things she doesn't understand!!! "

[askthevamps]

Carla, laito, reiji vs stocking who is winning

Reiji, laito, and Carla when stocking comes up:

" Theyll always be On the losing side. "