The inevitability of the gravitational pull.

An askblog for fanpro 0147! (done by the same person as seriouslydontask0097!) (the beautiful side picture and background done by boooony of ask0066 fame!)

[askthevoidborn0147]

(Headcanon states that 357 is another voidborn like 147

So they're pretty much adorable siblings in a weird and awesome way)

[drwho-lock-blog]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK NIGHT VALE IS

[askthevoidborn0147]

(well, depends on exactly what you mean you say explain what it is.

Night Vale itself is a fictional town that has both normal (PTA meetings, summer reading programs, announcements from the mayor) and not-so-normal things (government conspiracies everyone knows about, dog parks that no one is allowed into including dogs, portals through time that let loose pteradons onto unsuspecting civilians, M I G H T Y G L O W C L O U D S, etc.) going on, which seem absolutely ordinary to the citizens of Night Vale. It's rather normal to be absolutely terrified there.

As for Welcome to Night Vale, that is a podcast based on said fictional town that updates twice-monthly and talks about the goings-on of the town. It can be downloaded for free on iTunes, and many people find it quite hilarious in it's absurdest style. Of course, it's not for everyone! You'd have to listen to it yourself to find out if you enjoy it.

And of course, there's Cecil, the man who does the podcast as a fictionalized version of himself/another man who just happens to be named Cecil/a mix of the two things mentioned above, and it is adorable. Cecil has a tendency to go off on random tangents, and fawn over a new outsider in Night Vale known as Carlos, who is a scientist. People who aren't into it for the comedy many times are at least into to see how their relationship develops.

Feel free to ask me any questions you still have!)

[alwaysasacrifice]

Send me CAN I KEEP YOU and watch my muse's reaction.

[arkies-fanpro-muses-deactivated]

[askthevoidborn0147]

A head nodded.

<yes> <an incredibly magnificent hat that every being should feel proud to wear> <may it be placed on the head seen>

[askthevoidborn0147]

Send me a:

♡ : If you want my character to kiss yours

✩ : If you want a hug from my character

❊ : If you want my character to bake you something that they think you'll like

☂ : If you want lyrics to one of my characters favorite songs

❀: If I'm one of your favorite blogs

♛: If you want a short story about my characters past

✉: If you want a cute message in your inbox

☕ : If you want my character to tell you a fact about themselves

*: If you want my character's opinion on yours

[askthevoidborn0147]

Angels: Did you ever or do you still have imaginary friends?

A fist gently rested under a chin.

<as far as is known> <black holes do not have imagination with which to create beings which do not exist in the physical realm> <however> <some beings which exist in the realm of imagination> <dreams for instance> <have been met before> <though none of them have become particularly close so far> <so they could not be called imaginary friends>

[predator0256]

256 watched the being as it spoke, his eye slowly narrowing. <Your analysis is interesting, but you did not answer my question,> It noted, its form taking its pseudo-humanoid shape once more. 

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A head shook. A hand rested on said head in self-exasperation.

<apologies> <it can sometimes be rather easy to caught up in one thought and forget another entirely>

The figure went back to their regular stance.

<the term future sight would play into something fallacious> <as it makes others think that the senses are involved in precognition> <but as it is know what is really meant it is possible to agree with it> <and the precognitive bouts are not controlled> <it is not possible to really have control over fate after all> <simply assist it as it is revealed>

[askthevoidborn0147]

(NOW AN ACTUALLY GODDAMN TRANSPARENT TUMBLEWEED FOR WHEN YOUR DASH IS DEAD

*ETERNAL FACEDESK*)

[inboxideas]

If my character got randomly thrown into another fandom which one do you think they'd fit best in?

Bonus points if you say why!

[predator0256]

A gurgling hiss came from 256’s throat. The goo shrank in 147’s touch, avoiding touching her altogether. <That course of action is not advisable. You will get stuck.> It cautioned, eyeing her warily. <And I do not understand how a simple embrace would serve to change one’s mood. Though I suspect it is a human belief. So I am to believe you have future sight? Is it controlled, or do you simply get flashes of what is to come?>

[askthevoidborn0147]

Shoulders shrugged.

<thus why the ability to teleport is useful> <it would not be difficult to get unstuck is such a method is used>

A finger raised matter-of-factually into the air.

<and while it was a being who is at least partially human that divulged such a thing> <that does not immediately make it useless or untrue> <if nothing else it gives the mind something different to focus on and in such a way allows the individual to come out of whatever current mood they were in> <though it is known in humans> <or at least those who have worked on replicating their emotional spectrum> <to calm them out of whatever emotional state they are currently in>

Hands gestured, palms-outward in admittance.

<of course> <that second part is not necessarily expected> <as the socioemotional connections of Dream Eaters are quite different than human beings> <but nonetheless> <a mind being switched to a different topic allows for said mood to change as well>

[askthevoidborn0147]

Cecil: Who/What is the object of your adoration and/or obsession?

A head tilted.

<if remembered correctly> <obsession is a term which means that thoughts and actions are centered a around a specific thing> <and adoration means those things which are focused upon because they unconsciously bring about positive emotions>

Arms crossed in thought.

<from that perspective> <some thing which people would considered to be an obsession would probably be fate> <and that which is adored would be rubber chicken hats> <and frog prince carousel animals> <and other various things>

[insomniacannotsleep]

If you want to roleplay something send me a:

% - Angst @ - Smut $ - Fluff ! - Drama € - Horror © - Comedy ¤ - War ¿ - Spies Þ - Mystery Ð - Adventure ç - Crack Œ - Romance Ŧ - Thriller ƍ - Historical ƒ - Supernatural Ɯ - Fantasy ƕ - Science Fiction ȸ - Western Ǯ - Musical & - A combination of any two or more (please specify which ones)

[askthevoidborn0147]

Night Vale Themed Asks

Cecil: Who/What is the object of your adoration and/or obsession?

Carlos: What do people like most about you?

Wheat or Wheat By-products: Do you have any food allergies?

Dog Park: What was something you weren't allowed to do as a child?

Hooded Figures: Have you ever had a supernatural encounter?

Sheriff's Secret Police: Have you ever broken any of Night Vale's laws?

Weather: What is your favorite song?

Kevin: Something that makes you smile that really shouldn't.

Steve Carlsburg: What is a quality you dislike in a person?

Angels: Did you ever or do you still have imaginary friends?

Rico's Pizza: What is something you could eat every week for the rest of your life?

Mayor Winchell: What is something you are deathly passionate about?

Desert Bluffs: What place in the world do you hate the most?

Telly the Barber: Something you regret.

Glow Cloud: Have you ever killed an animal, accident or otherwise?

Khoshekh: What is your dream pet? Dead or alive, real or imaginary it doesn't matter.

Man in the Tan Jacket: Something you wish you could forget.

Apache Tracker: What is the most tasteless thing in your wardrobe?

[askthevoidborn0147]

askfanpro220 said: ((today a herd of hands on feet crossed through our town. many of them bought pizza from big ricos for lunch. remember, if the pizza is good enough for a freak of nature, its good enough for you.

(Today we have a guest in the studio today: a toilet with eyes and a mouth!. Actually, we didn't invite him over; he was here since we unlocked the place and has refused to budge until someone 'feeds' him. We had one of the interns try to do so earlier. I have some bad news for the family of Intern Kevin- we haven't seen him since, he may have been eaten by a living toilet.)

[askthevoidborn0147]

(Guys

just imagine

Welcome to Night Vale Pro)

[harmalade]

*plucks chihiro out of dangan ronpa and places her gently in animal crossing*

[askthevoidborn0147]

M!A list

1 lost: My muse has lost one of their senses, for anon specifies.

I'm sorry: My muse has amnesia for anon specifies.

Sleep forever: My muse is in a coma for anon specifies.

Kitty: My muse is a neko for anon specifies.

Insanity: My muse is insane for anon specifies.

Bloody: My muse is a killer for anon specifies.

Bleed: My muse has horrid injuries for anon specifies.

Sexual: My muse will now let any muse of anons choosing do anything to them for anon specifies.

Next lover: My muse will fall in love with the next person in their inbox for anon specifies.

Frozen: My muse has one (or more) limbs frozen for anon specifies.

Burned: My muse has one (or more) limbs burned for anon specifies.

Black and White: My muse now has another opposite self for anon specifies.

Cry: My muse is no super fragile and sensitive for anon specifies.

Be here with me: My muse will want the next person in there inbox with them for anon specifies.

Storm: My muse and the next person in there inbox will be stuck in the same house with a horrible storm (storm specified by anon) for anon specifies.

Bad Dreams: My muse will have nightmares for anon specifies.

Memories: My muse will have memories of something in their head for anon specifies.

Chain: My muse is chained to the next muse in their inbox for anon specifies.

Bells: My muse will hear bells (anon identifies what kind of bell) for anon specifies.

Truth: My muse will tell the truth for anon specifies.

Dare: My muse will do everything that starts with 'I dare you to' for anon specifies.

Follow: My muse will do anything that the next muse that puts 'do as I say' for anon specifies.

Hold Me: My muse will be mentally broken and wants to be held in anon specifies' arms for anon specifies.

Graveyard: My muse will be in the graveyard for anon specifies.

Midnight: My muse will be nocturnal for anon specifies.

Don't be afraid to add more.