welc0me t0 the funh0use

Troll girls just wanna have fun and answer questions! Indie RP blog for the troll girls. May get nsfw. Give 'em magic anons I dare you.

[weapologisefortheinconvenience]

[legalmexican]

what

[oknope]

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

[moronicmornings]

doing math

[fuckmother]

math.

[trialdawg-deactivated20160503]

Are you reaaaaaaaally talking to yourself? L8ME.

yeah i am i dont have any friends go deal with your own shit one eyed bastard

[asktrollgirls]

Fucking ruuuuuuuuude. And I 8n't a human bastard! You need friends though, pathetic!

[screelikeavantas-deactivated201]

AC: :33 < *ac hesitantly apurrches her furiend* karkat?

NEPETA NO *french kisses her* IM SORRY PLEASE DON’T SAY MY NAME

[asktrollgirls]

:33 < *ac kind of stares at him* what the heck okay i guess??

:33 < i had news!

[asktrollgirls]

Ugh, thank goooooooood the "magic: anon is over. That was so laaaaaaaaame!

[fairysharkmother]

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.  Momma will be right here. Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps. Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.  Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup! And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive. Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup! The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.  You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!  Momma says it’s okay.  There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too! There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

[kapiterra-deactivated20150612]

Thank you momma.

[satohaisatohai]

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

[ghostyfelix]

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

[sp00ky0wl-blog]

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

I don’t undERSTAND IS THE SHARK MY MOM

[theamazingspidermanga]

THANKS MOMMA

[ameriqan]

goodbye children

[corycatte]

[catherine-goldfish-holmes-deact]

A message to all my followers

[marinegeneticist]

O)( my cod Karcrab you )(ave GILLS! Too cute! *She tackles you in a hug*

WH- DON’T TOUCH ME,  I’M NOT CUTE! *He yelps, trying to push her away.*

[asktrollgirls]

  Um, RUD-E! Being happy is FUN, CRABCATCH! And I want to go swimming with YOU Mister Grumpygills!

[marinegeneticist]

DO NOT CALL ME CRABCATCH OR GRUMPYGILLS AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. I DON’T DO SWIMMING, I SIT IN A TUB FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE WITH THOSE DOUCHEBAG SHARKS.

[asktrollgirls]

But I like having my soul! *She pouts dramatically.* And BORING, I would protect you from the mean old sharks! Don’t you trust me?!

[marinegeneticist]

THEN DON’T CALL ME OUT OF MY NAME IF YOU WANNA KEEP IT. *He frowns angrily* TO BE HONEST, I TRUST NOBODY. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.

[asktrollgirls]

*Her face falls, for real this time.* Did I do somefin wrong? T)(at sounds so AWFUL! 

[marinegeneticist]

O)( my cod Karcrab you )(ave GILLS! Too cute! *She tackles you in a hug*

WH- DON’T TOUCH ME,  I’M NOT CUTE! *He yelps, trying to push her away.*

[asktrollgirls]

  Um, RUD-E! Being happy is FUN, CRABCATCH! And I want to go swimming with YOU Mister Grumpygills!

[marinegeneticist]

DO NOT CALL ME CRABCATCH OR GRUMPYGILLS AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. I DON’T DO SWIMMING, I SIT IN A TUB FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE WITH THOSE DOUCHEBAG SHARKS.

[asktrollgirls]

But I like having my soul! *She pouts dramatically.* And BORING, I would protect you from the mean old sharks! Don't you trust me?!

[marinegeneticist]

W)(ale I'm naut a landlegger but w)(ale you sing to me anywave? 38D ~♫

HMPH, FINE.  I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU LAUGH I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

*He clears his throat and looks down* WHEN THE HOUR IS NIGH AND HOPELESSNESS IS SINKING IN, AND THE WOLVES ALL CRY TO FILL THE NIGHT WITH HORROR AND WHEN YOUR EYES ARE RED AND EMPTINESS IS ALL YOU KNOW, WITH THE DARKNESS FED I WILL BE YOUR SCARECROW.

HAPPY NOW?

[asktrollgirls]

*She gasps, her fins a-flutter* That was P-ERCHF-ECT thank you Karcrab!

[ectoadorkable]

GC: YOU 4R3NT 4DORK4BL3 JUST DORKY H3H3

((Drunk M!A 1/3 ))

[asktrollgirls]

 1 4M >:? T3LL M3 MOR3 4BOUT HOW CUT3 1 4M M1ST3R 3GB3RT

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

G4SP 4 MYST3R1OUS BLU3B3RRY BOY H3LLO

TG: …im not a blueberry…TG: and how did you know i was a boy??

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

asktrollgirls:

[asktrollgirls]

GC: WHY NOT WH4TS WRONG W1TH TH4T M1ST3R BLU3B3RRY

TG: no. no licking. please

GC: UGH F1N3 WH4T 4R3 YOU TH3 NO FUN POL1C3?

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

TG: well sorry i dont want licked

[asktrollgirls]

GC: YOU 4R3 SO L4M3

GC: SOM3ON3 SHOULD 4RR3ST YOU 1T H4S TO B3 1LL3G4L TO B3 TH4T L4M3

GC: 1 4M 4N OFF1C3R OF TH3 L4W YOU 4R3 UND3R 4RR3ST YOUR TR14L 1S NOW WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO S4Y FOR YOURS3LF

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

TG: what i have to say for myself? im not some kind of candy

[asktrollgirls]

GC: WHY 4R3NT YOU C4NDY TH4T WOULD B3 SO COOL

[marinegeneticist]

O)( my cod Karcrab you )(ave GILLS! Too cute! *She tackles you in a hug*

WH- DON’T TOUCH ME,  I’M NOT CUTE! *He yelps, trying to push her away.*

[asktrollgirls]

  *She catches his flailing arms, eyes widening in distress behind her goggles* W)(at the S)(-ELL are you doing, Crabsnack?! I wasn’t )(urting you was I?!

[marinegeneticist]

*He calms down a bit, chest heaving and still looking like a terrified deer.* YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I DON’T LIKE BEING TOUCHED AND THAT SMILE LOOKED LIKE A THREAT.

[asktrollgirls]

*She hugs him tightly, looking very distressed.* O)( my cod, I’m so SAURY! It’ll be ocray, I would N-EV-ER )(urt my fronds!

[marinegeneticist]

*He scowled, relaxing a bit. He could still feel his heart racing and it worried him.* OKAY, LET ME GO BEFORE I HAVE A HEART-ATTACK.

[asktrollgirls]

*She let go after stroking one of his fins in a calming gesture.* Saury I was just so —-EXCIT-ED to find a new TANGL-EBUDDY! We can SWIM together!

[marinegeneticist]

ALRIGHT, I AM NOT DOING A SINGLE FUCKING THING UNTIL YOU CALM YOUR SHIT. JESUS CHRIST, YOU’RE WAY TOO HAPPY. YOU CAN GO SWIMMING WITH ERIDAN OR SOME SHIT.

[asktrollgirls]

Um, RUD-E! Being happy is FUN, CRABCATCH! And I want to go swimming with YOU Mister Grumpygills!

[wwasteofaprince-deactivated2014]

:33 < *ac prowls close to the fishy prince lashing her tail!* mister ampurra i may not have b33n furry fond of you but i have heard that someone has a bit of a furlush crush on you! how do you f33l about that :??

a…a little guilty…

im sort of

engaged

[asktrollgirls]

:OO < what who are you engaged to oh my gosh

[asktrollgirls]

mun is off to bed night all see y'all in the morning

give me interestign prompts or anons while im gone please and thank

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

G4SP 4 MYST3R1OUS BLU3B3RRY BOY H3LLO

TG: …im not a blueberry…TG: and how did you know i was a boy??

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

asktrollgirls:

[asktrollgirls]

GC: WHY NOT WH4TS WRONG W1TH TH4T M1ST3R BLU3B3RRY

TG: no. no licking. please

GC: UGH F1N3 WH4T 4R3 YOU TH3 NO FUN POL1C3?

[ask-lord-caliborn-blog]

TG: well sorry i dont want licked

[asktrollgirls]

GC: YOU 4R3 SO L4M3

GC: SOM3ON3 SHOULD 4RR3ST YOU 1T H4S TO B3 1LL3G4L TO B3 TH4T L4M3

GC: 1 4M 4N OFF1C3R OF TH3 L4W YOU 4R3 UND3R 4RR3ST YOUR TR14L 1S NOW WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO S4Y FOR YOURS3LF