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noise dept.
Sade Olutola
tumblr dot com
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Interview Vampire Daily
tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
sheepfilms
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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Nigeria
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Tunisia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
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@marinegeneticist
==> Gillkat: Close account?
((i mean im never online i might just delete all a my blogs because im terrible at keepin up with shit an my wifi schedule messes with everythin an im just not feelin good about practically ignoring everyone im so sorry))
new laptop schedule an wifi shit
my moms probably not payin the internet bill this month so its gonna be gone for a long time maybe even forever i have no idea when its gonna go but i assume its soon
an we have a schedule for the lappy
i get on it last which is fuckin bullshit because noow that my phone is useless i can only use the internet with the laptop i mean i could try to connect my dsi seein as i have a new charger for it but i doubt itd work so yeah
im pretty much fucked
2SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE
fishing my thoughts
kill me nowv
HEY AMPORA, YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?
no not reely..
i feel like exploded fish guts
EUGH. WHAT HAPPENED?
i think im getting a cold
WELL, TRY SOME SOUP. AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO GET SOME MEDICINE.
fishing my thoughts
kill me nowv
HEY AMPORA, YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?
no not reely..
i feel like exploded fish guts
EUGH. WHAT HAPPENED?
fishing my thoughts
kill me nowv
HEY AMPORA, YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?
OH LOOK, THE NERD WONDER IS AWAKE. HEY SOLLUX, THE MAGIC ANONS BEING ASSHOLES? WELL, WHEN ARE THEY NOT BEING ASSHOLES?
tch, magiic anon2 are alway2 liiteral piiece2 of garbage iincarnate. generally, anon2 them2elve2 fall under the 2ame category. and ye2, ii am awake, for fuckiing once. a2tute ob2ervatiion.
FOR ONCE, I AGREE. I’M JUST GLAD THOSE LITTLE SHITSTAINS HAVEN’T ATTACKED ME YET. AND IT’S A GODDAMN MIRACLE. SOMEONE TELL THE POPE, HERE COME THE CHORUSING ANGELS.
ii’m pretty 2ure you ju2t jiinxed your2elf, man, miind your iinbox. no more angel2 for you.
OH PLEASE. AS IF, I CAN ALWAYS REFUSE, IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE GONNA HUNT ME DOWN. JINXED MY ASS, I CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE IN JINXES. I’LL HAVE ALL THE ANGELS, ALL OF THEM.
you can’t not beliieve iin jiinxe2, they’re liike 2oliid2 iin that way. iif you don’t beliieve iin 2oliid2, you’re goiing two get fucked up twofold. not even the fuckiing angel2 or god could 2ave you then.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, OH LORD OF SUPERSTITION. I'D RATHER BE FUCKED UP TWOFOLD THEN BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING BY SOME NOOKWHIFFING COWARD, UNLIKE SOME BEESHITTING ASS-FOR-BRAINS TROLLS I KNOW.
OH LOOK, THE NERD WONDER IS AWAKE. HEY SOLLUX, THE MAGIC ANONS BEING ASSHOLES? WELL, WHEN ARE THEY NOT BEING ASSHOLES?
tch, magiic anon2 are alway2 liiteral piiece2 of garbage iincarnate. generally, anon2 them2elve2 fall under the 2ame category. and ye2, ii am awake, for fuckiing once. a2tute ob2ervatiion.
FOR ONCE, I AGREE. I’M JUST GLAD THOSE LITTLE SHITSTAINS HAVEN’T ATTACKED ME YET. AND IT’S A GODDAMN MIRACLE. SOMEONE TELL THE POPE, HERE COME THE CHORUSING ANGELS.
ii’m pretty 2ure you ju2t jiinxed your2elf, man, miind your iinbox. no more angel2 for you.
OH PLEASE. AS IF, I CAN ALWAYS REFUSE, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA HUNT ME DOWN. JINXED MY ASS, I CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE IN JINXES. I'LL HAVE ALL THE ANGELS, ALL OF THEM.
"HEY BABE! YOU LOOK LIKE ME BUT WITH THESE!" He reaches out and starts stroking his gills.
"Who the hell are you calling ba-" He lets out a strangled noise, eyes rolling back in his head and eyelids slamming down. Mother of sweet-writhing fuck.
bask in the glory a my new icon
thanks go to thetruevantas go shower that lovely nerd with love
OH LOOK, THE NERD WONDER IS AWAKE. HEY SOLLUX, THE MAGIC ANONS BEING ASSHOLES? WELL, WHEN ARE THEY NOT BEING ASSHOLES?
tch, magiic anon2 are alway2 liiteral piiece2 of garbage iincarnate. generally, anon2 them2elve2 fall under the 2ame category. and ye2, ii am awake, for fuckiing once. a2tute ob2ervatiion.
FOR ONCE, I AGREE. I'M JUST GLAD THOSE LITTLE SHITSTAINS HAVEN'T ATTACKED ME YET. AND IT'S A GODDAMN MIRACLE. SOMEONE TELL THE POPE, HERE COME THE CHORUSING ANGELS.
WHAT'D I MISS?
ALRIGHT FUCKMAGGOTS, WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS HIBERNATING LIKE AN OBESE BEAR? DID I MISS SHIT, WHO DIED? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL 'YOU TRIED' STARS FOR AT LEAST ATTEMPTING TO GET THINGS DONE WHILE I WAS GONE.
((slaps face wh at happened gimmie all the details))
O)( my cod Karcrab you )(ave GILLS! Too cute! *She tackles you in a hug*
WH- DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M NOT CUTE! *He yelps, trying to push her away.*
Um, RUD-E! Being happy is FUN, CRABCATCH! And I want to go swimming with YOU Mister Grumpygills!
DO NOT CALL ME CRABCATCH OR GRUMPYGILLS AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. I DON’T DO SWIMMING, I SIT IN A TUB FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE WITH THOSE DOUCHEBAG SHARKS.
But I like having my soul! *She pouts dramatically.* And BORING, I would protect you from the mean old sharks! Don’t you trust me?!
THEN DON'T CALL ME OUT OF MY NAME IF YOU WANNA KEEP IT. *He frowns angrily* TO BE HONEST, I TRUST NOBODY. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
W)(ale I'm naut a landlegger but w)(ale you sing to me anywave? 38D ~♫
HMPH, FINE. I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU LAUGH I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
*He clears his throat and looks down* WHEN THE HOUR IS NIGH AND HOPELESSNESS IS SINKING IN, AND THE WOLVES ALL CRY TO FILL THE NIGHT WITH HORROR AND WHEN YOUR EYES ARE RED AND EMPTINESS IS ALL YOU KNOW, WITH THE DARKNESS FED I WILL BE YOUR SCARECROW.
HAPPY NOW?
*She gasps, her fins a-flutter* That was P-ERCHF-ECT thank you Karcrab!
*He scowls, crossing his arms.* YOU'RE WELCOME, I GUESS.
((woah hey my favorite dweeb is online uwu)) Karkat stared at the human, eyebrows furrowed and fins twitching every now and then. He'd been watching the teenager for a while now. Wait, shit, that sounded stalker-like. He'd been admiring him, yes that sounded much better. Or, at least in his mind. The seadweller was still trying to figure out if he should say something or stand there like an idiot. The latter was ridiculous. "Hi."
Dave looked over at him, a little surprised and confused. “is there a notice for me on the humans aliens should seek out list or something cause youre the second one ive seen with those candy ass horns on your head”
He sits down and stares at the chips, what even are those? He didn’t want to seem like a clueless toddler, so he kept quiet, deciding they were some weird human junk food. The silence was killing him, so he said something he’s sure was extremely stupid,” Where is your lusus anyway?”
"whats that" He crunched away at his Doritos, not really caring if he responded or not.
"You don't know what a lusus is? My god, are all of you this goddamn stupid? A lusus is the creature that takes care of you, your guardian. You know what a guardian is, don't you, numbfuck?"
O)( my cod Karcrab you )(ave GILLS! Too cute! *She tackles you in a hug*
WH- DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M NOT CUTE! *He yelps, trying to push her away.*
*She catches his flailing arms, eyes widening in distress behind her goggles* W)(at the S)(-ELL are you doing, Crabsnack?! I wasn’t )(urting you was I?!
*He calms down a bit, chest heaving and still looking like a terrified deer.* YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I DON’T LIKE BEING TOUCHED AND THAT SMILE LOOKED LIKE A THREAT.
*She hugs him tightly, looking very distressed.* O)( my cod, I’m so SAURY! It’ll be ocray, I would N-EV-ER )(urt my fronds!
*He scowled, relaxing a bit. He could still feel his heart racing and it worried him.* OKAY, LET ME GO BEFORE I HAVE A HEART-ATTACK.
*She let go after stroking one of his fins in a calming gesture.* Saury I was just so —-EXCIT-ED to find a new TANGL-EBUDDY! We can SWIM together!
ALRIGHT, I AM NOT DOING A SINGLE FUCKING THING UNTIL YOU CALM YOUR SHIT. JESUS CHRIST, YOU’RE WAY TOO HAPPY. YOU CAN GO SWIMMING WITH ERIDAN OR SOME SHIT.
Um, RUD-E! Being happy is FUN, CRABCATCH! And I want to go swimming with YOU Mister Grumpygills!
DO NOT CALL ME CRABCATCH OR GRUMPYGILLS AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. I DON'T DO SWIMMING, I SIT IN A TUB FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE WITH THOSE DOUCHEBAG SHARKS.
