Moronic Mornings

Hey my name is Laura, and I reblog random humor crap. Good morning!

[billyjojo-deactivated20140509]

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

[caterpillaremoji]

I am so happy

[kittynoct]

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

[lion-deactivated20150711]

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

[goatish]

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[ihaveremade]

row row row your boat gently away from me

[askneppy-deactivated20140111]

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

[hotboyproblems]

oh my god

[cutegrandma]

'[cool user] liked your post…'

'[cool user] reblogged your post…'

[thisismyprivatedomain]

love my fans

[lazybitch]

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

[pewcrybuscus]

Visit Original Link

this is important 

[asexual-not-a-sexual]

A guide to being an ally for friends and family of LGBT*QIA individuals. 

Online ebook available [HERE] if you would like to share with others but do not wish to link to your tumblr. (Also, it’s fun to turn the pages.)

Original size 20x24” posters available for educational purposes. Contact me directly for files. 

[stereolights]

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

[this--bitch--empty]

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

[cacneas]

tumblr island would be the farthest thing from a judgment free environment and would probably be the cause of a couple dozen murders and an unintentional reenactment of lord of the flies

[tastefullyoffensive]

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x] Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

[softheartselectricsouls]

SAND MOOSE

[helcna]

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

[terezidave]

[shlabam]

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

[keepcalmanduseyourpatronus]

This is the best way to explain this.

[peributt-deactivated20150410]

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

[syllllph-deactivated20150403]

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

[humpinghippogriffs-blog]

unless it’s “vegetables”

[alphadad-deactivated20140206]