Mean Green Mother from Outer Space!

[asktwoey]

Believe it baby, It talks!

And you ain’t in Kansas neither! Aren’t you curious? Ask me something!

//rules/Info:

I’m not familiar with any other Little Shop of horror blogs so sorry if I’m a duplicate, this is mostly a blog to show off my Audrey Two puppet! But any blog can totally interact!

I’ll RP too!

I’ll try and respond with puppet photos when I can but the range of emotion varies from mouth open to mouth close lol but I’ll be creative when I can

There might be some Suggestive/Nsfw stuff on this blog. NSFW asks are fine but no nsfw images

You can project headcanons and ships and whatnot onto this blog but please dont be offended if I don’t go along with it!

I’ve watched the movie once recently and have been really only consuming fan content since then so I might get things wrong!

new rule if you’re gonna be weird at least be funny

[asktwoey]

would you eat my social studies teacher for me?

Depends if you can schedule us a plant-teacher meeting!

[asktwoey]

do your buds bite or are they nice and civil

follow up have they ever bitten seymour

Theyre about as civil as any human toddler, they just have sharper teeth and yes. When Seymour gets on my nerves he gets on their nerves.

[asktwoey]

sends mod a pillow and blanket and bowl of nerds gummy clusters,,,,,,,,,,

I LOVE YOU GUYS I HIGHKEY FORGOT ABOUT MY ASKS IM SORRU

[asktwoey]

what’s your like. least favorite part of the body to eat

Hm, Id say hands- easy pickings! Only takes one fool not watching himsself! But it’s too bony. The snap isnt as satisfying as a femur, not a lot of meat!

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//MOD WILL ANSWER STUFF SOON I PROMISE 💔

[asktwoey]

Dear mean green plant mama, I am willing to make a deal with you.

If you keep Orin Scrivello—the GREATEST dentist in ALL OF SKID ROW—alive, I will personally feed Arthur Denton to you. Limb by limb.

Please I need that creep gone, and disposed of quickly.

Check my post right before this for my rates! It’ll be a pleasure doing business with you

[asktwoey]

you should start a business where you just like. eat people’s evil exes. food AND money👀👀👀👀👀get on the grindset

Mmm I should! Hm! You gotta cut them up yourself plus itll be a small fifty dollar fee. Im a girls girl though so half off if you can prove an evil ex, or as i call them, plant food!

[asktwoey]

wait where did you guys even get a tv for the babies to watch....

With all the money Seymour’s been getting I figured I’d treat myself! Seymour had to go out and buy it for me, but he wouldn’t have that money if it weren’t for me!

[asktwoey]

what t do when your psychiatrist throws you onto a table and starts dancing

That seems like a very specific issue- Im a 6-ton plant.

[asktwoey]

this is ap exam anon

the exam was really easy thank you twoey

here’s my uhm……..arm. i don’t know if your buds are picky

See! I do good on my promises! SUPPERTIME BABIES

[asktwoey]

momma

WHO are YOU?

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

[asktwoey]

can you give me ap exam luck pls

if i pass ill let your buds eat one of my arms or something

I’ll see what i can do. Mama delivers. (Most the time)

[asktwoey]

Pretty please don’t eat Dr. Scrivello 😖😖😖

Or at least save me an arm.

Ill think about it but I don’t usually have leftovers.

[asktwoey]

do your buds like seymour?

They don’t really care the only thing i think they like is the damn TV

[asktwoey]

do you have like…..an actual name,,,,,aside from the one seymour picked for you

Hmm none that I remember. I came to earth as a little bud, before that I was in space. I don’t remember if my momma gave me a name. That reminds me-

(She starts naming off her buds. I gave them names I believe but I’ve forgotten them all but Seymour II)