Ask Vampire!John Egbert

AN AU IN WHICH JOHN IS A VAMPIRE AND YOU GUYS CAN ASK HIM QUESTIONS. ((homestuck, john and co. (c) andrew hussie))

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i don't even need a costume!

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how adorable.

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OOC WTF

((i had messages in my askbox that disappeared but i still have the emails??? what do i do??))

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*raises an eyebrow* Are you sure, Vriska is your friend or does she just like it to tease you?

i think she is my friend because i am great, but also because it is a double bonus for her by giving her more ways and reasons to tease me.so, both?

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OOC

((WOW HOLY FUCK sorry for vanishing from the face of tumblr for a while there. that was a lot longer than expected. my honors classes are just finally catching up with me--(guess i didn't get the memo that 'honors' means hARDD)--and i've been dealing with some assholes and also feelings issues because blech no one cares stop rambling self oh ok anyway back to the point. point is i haven't had the time/motivation to draw lately, but i've got things under control better soooo expect shit from me at soooome point. anyway. sorry, guys. and thank you all my new followers omg! how many am i at now? 36? :D thanks for sticking with me through my inactiveness! anyway thanks again and sorry and i'll get stuff soon!))

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he's just my bro, guys. jeez.

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[[ Drew u a thing ]]

---- ((thank you so much, fefeta!!))

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if i have to sneak in, i usually make sure my victim is already asleep. but as taking from random strangers and breaking in is really creepy, i usually just take from my friends when i need to. which is less creepy, but more asshole-ish.

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do your buds know about you being a vampire? :o

vriska knows because she was kind of the one who turned me.rose knows because kanaya--who felt responsible for the whole thing--told her.jade knows because she guessed before i even told her because she's jade. she was spot-on, too! lucky guess my ass.and dave knows because he has horrible timing. that's all i'm saying on that matter.and those are the only ones who know. so basically all of my close buddies know, yes!

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this looks like fun! ... or at least, i assume it does. without my glasses i am blind as a bat!

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does that answer your question?

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ah!

thank you all so much for all of the questions and stuff! unfortunately i am kind of really slow at answering, so i think i will close the ask box for now so i can catch up a bit. i will try to not be such a pain in the neck! ... get it?

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i was just curious!!