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Brandon | He/him/his | Some kinda ace

[someoneudontknow5]

tell her chilchuck

[someoneudontknow5]

some older art i'd forgotten to upload about a beekeeper, a merchant, an alchemist and a gardener and their honey business :)

[bitchenfries]

[sleepymccoy]

what does the phrase; "first in, best dressed," mean to you?

I don't know this

generational wealth fuckin has it

those that arrive early get the best shit

if you wear nicer clothes, you'll get nicer things

if you impress people, you'll be gifted a nicer gift

something else

Voting ended onMar 30, 2025

Also please tell me where you're from, cos I hear on Tumblr that this phrase is Aussie but I'm Aussie and it doesn't sound fucking Aussie to me. Do foreigners know this? This just seems like a normal fucking sentence.

[sleepymccoy]

I notice none of you have told me where youre from, so first of all, disappointed

But secondly of all, what that fuck are you all talking about? Since no one said otherwise, imma assume this is common internationally and you're all just specifically not culturally engaged with your peers. No way first come blessed dressed is aussie slang. It's too normal

[kedreeva]

I'm American and I've never heard this before in my life until this moment.

[zarohk]

I’ve never heard it, and can’t quite puzzle out what it means.

@derinthescarletpescatarian have you ever heard this one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes, it's a very common phrase. I agree, there is no way this is an Aussie thing, if we'd invented it then it would be way weirder. Surely we stole it from the English or the Americans. Someone.

[baddywronglegs]

I would never have suspected it was Aussie from its, you know, general demeanour, but the responses being a mix of "I've never heard of this" and "What do you mean you haven't heard it?! I (Australian) hear it all the time (in Australia), literally everyone (in Australia) says it! Clearly it's the kids (non-Australian) who are wrong!" strongly implied this was one of those universal experiences where the universe was one country, and for once it's not the USA.

Oh, that and it makes no fucking sense.

[kirbzy]

Okay but what does it actually mean?????

[sleepymccoy]

I don't really know

Thought I did, but everyone's kinda disagreeing lol. I know both more and less than I did when I posted the poll!

[whydoihavetoart]

u got games on ur phone?

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[miggylol]

This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.

Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.

How long would it take you to notice this?

I'd notice immediately

Within an hour or two

Within a week

Within a month, probably?

I might notice within a year. Maybe.

I would probably never notice this absence

Voting ended onMar 9, 2025

[pickerwheelpolls]

You are forced to live in only one type of biome for the rest of your life, how do you react? You can leave and visit other countries or places, but only if they are in the same biome:

Spin the wheel to find out your biome.

Your Reaction:

Heck yes! I have always wanted to live in this kind of area!

Alright. Not the dream, but very nice.

Ok. Not at all what I was hoping for, but it could be worse.

Oh this sucks. I am going to hate this so so so much.

This is like telling me I have to live in hell. Please please please NO

Voting ended onMar 2, 2025

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[redsparrow12]

[murphypost]

Sam does not know how many former Achievement Hunter fans he just jumpscared

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[nikidanger]

😭😭🥹

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fais dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

[godtiermeme]

Fuck it. I'm doing it again. Except this time you'll probably fucking learn something, nerds. Spin the wheel. If you don't know what you landed on, look it up. Fill your brain with facts. Hallelujah.

Great. Now that you've done that...

Smash (or hug for aces)

Pass

Kill

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025

[godtiermeme]

No, none of the options are people.

Fuck it up, nerds. Go wild. Chase your dreams.

[autisticandroids]

have you had a shower drink

shower beer

shower coffee

other shower alcohol

other shower caffeine

shower water (NOT water from the showerhead. a cup or bottle you brought in)

other non caffeinated non alcoholic shower drink

you people are insane

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

[dat-physics-gal]

You can cast a randomly selected 1st lvl DnD spell in real life now, at will, as often as you want. Verdict?

unfathomable (destructive) power

unfathomable (supportive) power

unfathomable (utility) power

neat i guess

the fuck am i gonna do with that?

i see the big brain option (explain in comments)

results/don't care/bald

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2025

The Randomizer

[dat-physics-gal]

funny wheel #2

Same thing as before, but 2nd lvl spells now. You get this in addition to your 1st lvl one.

unfathomable (destructive) power

unfathomable (supportive) power

unfathomable (utility) power

neat i guess

the fuck am i gonna do with that?

wait this pairs really well with the 1st lvl spell (explain)

shittiest combo of two spells imaginable

bald

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2025

[cryptcollector]

Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)

How's your new body?

This is horrible actually and I'm going to die

I don't prefer this, but I'll live

I am entirely neutral to this

This is slightly better than before actually

Ideal body tbh

I might die, I don't care, I'm about to have so much fun

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025