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((Zelmun’s getting ready for ~school~, so for the moment it’s all text and pictures--sorry!!!))
Zel: Impa got me to try and greet one of her “recruits” a while back. The encounter didn’t go all that well.
Which is why I brought in one of my own!
She’s not friendly at all, she’s always grumpy, she can camouflage herself in the night to infiltrate enemy fortresses--she’s perfect!
Convincing Impa to train a royal family-domesticated cat is kind of hard, though.
We should really see about getting the wedding process sped up.
... And I might just have an idea about how to do it.
Zel - It’s really cute that everyone’s still trying to see if they can hook me up with a random villain, but… first off, Demise is nowhere near a “smexy bad boy”, and if you said that to him, I’d love to see you get punched into the ground. As for Vaati… um, ew. Regarding Fi and Ghirahim… even though they’ve got some chemistry, I’d rather let Fi tell you how she feels about it then go into the details of why I can’t wholeheartedly agree with you right now. Sorry.
Wow, are you seeing double or did we actually get hitched? Zel - So Hilda and I’s announcement awhile back didn’t exactly go over… well. At least, not with Ganondorf and his supporters. Which got me thinking—if it makes Ganondorf mad, clearly it’s the best course of action. Which is why I’ve invited Hilda over to the “public diary” indefinitely. I mean, if we’re going to be together, we may as well be together, right? Hilly, say hi, darling. Hil - Hello, one and all! I’m sure you recall, but a few months ago Zelda and I announced our marriage. Some people thought it was… well, a joke. Zel - To be honest, it kind of was. Hil - But after talking it over, we decided it’s actually a wonderful idea! The wedding is still on, by the way, and invitations have just been sent. It’s just taken so long to make the magic shift between the two kingdoms, plus figuring out how to rearrange our castles… I still think the firey moat is a nice touch. Zel - She is not redecorating my castle to include a firey pit in the middle. It’s undignified and looks like Ganny tried to decorate blindfolded. We’ve been through this, Hilly. Hil - [exaggerated sigh] Oh, if you insist. All I’m saying is that it’s a much better security system than what you had before, and compromises are necessary. Zel - We improved the royal guard. I think that’s enough of a compromise for the moment. My previous soldiers are still in a state of shock… I don’t think they’ve ever trained that hard in their lives. But anyway, changes have been made and are still being made! Hil – But one thing that remains the same… Both - Ask us anything at your leisure!
*... Zelda doesn’t seem much for the spoken word right now. *On the other hand, she seems to have come to a decision. Will you listen?
I have a question, my lord, how do you celebrate april fools?
Hmm? What is April Fools? Whatever it is, I certainly don’t celebrate it by making posts such as this one or this one. And don’t even bother asking Zelda or Hilda, because they would never think about playing a prank such as this!
Your ego is so fragile sometimes I feel physically hurt by listening to you.
I’m so very proud to announce the union of two great nations on this day. So let it be known that today, your Princess Zelda is as a Queen!
I’m touched that you all are so intent on giving me play-by-plays of the situation, but… I have the situation under control. Really, I do. Actually, I had something I was going to say today, but… maybe I’d better save it for a later time. After all, suspense is becoming my middle name.
If I’m going to start a prank war, the last thing I want to do is anything... well, contradictory. I don’t think kissing his nose is as much of a prank as it is tearing down everything I’m trying to accomplish by restoring my pride.
… To my knowledge, the spices would be completely ineffective. He has a... tolerance for that kind of thing. … I don’t think I want to be in the range of any backlash either, so the pie and itching powder might be best done through someone.
… Someone I don’t quite like…
… I’ll call Geems later.
(I would say I’m still trying to get my courage up or completely formulate a plan, but this is actually the most fun I’ve had in a very, very long time.)
((MUN VIOLENTLY BLOWS WHISTLE))
((Howdy, me again! Sorry again for the serious backlog, buuuut I’m finally on spring break, so I should be able to cut it down some over the next week! Thanks so much for your patience.))
which zelda would have the best 8-pack though? i wanna say twilight because i’m biased but then i was like no hyrule warriors because she’s so active but then oot zelda’s been in hiding for YEARS and probably is shredded as hell
i know it’s definitely not ss zelda she doesn’t have an 8 pack she has Booty
a buddy of mine said she saw hylia take her shirt off in the shower, and she said hylia has an 8-pack. that the goddess hylia is shredded
what if zelda just said that to link randomly one day when they were hanging around in skyloft
Who’s trying to say EVERY me doesn’t have an 8-pack. I’ll fight everyone. Let’s go.
Never mind handling this like a woman who was raised better. I have revenge to serve. He’s not getting anything out of me for a while yet!
“Eh? You want me to SHORTEN my title? But who could strike more fear in the hearts of the many than Ganondorf, Great and Powerful Master of the World, the Mighty and Incomparable, the Fearsome and Immovable, dominator of dragons, lord over the great sea, master of both time and space, ultimate spell wielder, fearsome warrior of the blade, king of all he beholds, darkest shadow in the nightmares of heroes, indomitable embodiment of power, master of the Triforce, defier of gods, past and future possessor of ultimate power, the One True Ruler of all, Supreme Leader Ganondorf!
Whew. I don’t know. Maybe you’re right. That is a bit difficult to get through… Just call me Ganny– I MEAN GANONDORF”
Well, well, well.
((Sorry for the inactivity these past two weeks, but classes are kicking mun’s tail right now and I’m bogged down in family responsibilities as well. Productivity will resume hopefully after this week is over, albeit slowly.
In the meantime, have a Cucco for your troubles!
Now doesn’t that look familiar.
(( Sorry guys, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to say anything, but things are starting to get a bit out of hand. Please refrain from sending these overtly sexual messages. I’m not going to answer them. Thanks. ))
((PSA from Mama Hylia: Grounded. All of you are grounded. None of you are free of sin. Don’t be nasty, ya nasties.))
… Ah.
Well, you see, I thought there was quite a likeness. See, this is the average Hyrulian Cucco:
As you can see, its beak protrudes. Much like the beaks of other birds. Much like great, big noses, for that matter. It’s a scientific analogy!
Possibly the most striking resemblance is that both are best approached with caution, then flayed to a crisp.
Poking around in other people’s public diaries again, I see. Luckily for you, I don’t stoop that low.
(Yikes. Guess I shouldn’t have taken that vacation when I did--now I’m the one who looks like I’m running away. Looks like I need to step up to the plate a little sooner next time.
... Yeah, no, I don’t have any actual ammunition to fire back. Sooner or later, I’m going to have to start running and fight. But until he starts asking the right questions...)
I can’t believe I got all worked up over this football thing if there’s no new Pokemon info.
Come on, I can’t keep getting wrecked by Hilda and Navi in Splatoon! I’m being made a laughingstock in my own kingdom!
