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Do you like riddles or do you think you're too old for them?

Is anybody ever too old for riddles? That’s stupid... and yes, I like riddles. Why don’t you give me one and I’ll give one in return? We could always raise the stakes if you want to make a game of it.

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Do you remember much of your life before you came to Neverland?

Not if I can help it.

But unfortunately... yes. There are more bad memories than happy ones, but what did you expect? There’s a reason I’m here in Neverland and it’s not for the coconuts. Although... they are good.

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Indulge me, Felix. What is your favourite part of my island?

You. I can only choose one part? What if it changes from day to day...

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asklostboydevin​:

    So, does this mean you ARE glad to see me? You didn’t actually refute it. And you have to admit, I didn’t say I never saw you crack smile… you just don’t do it a whole lot. So seriously, mate, is brooding a hobby cuz that just sounds… not fun? Don’t get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for some one as giant and intimidating as yourself but don’t you ever just want to cut lose and have a bit of reckless fun? Forget that you’re lieutenant of this outfit for a little while and be one of us… like you used to be. Would you hold it against me if said I really miss that Felix? 

Are you saying that my neglect in mentioning it isn’t answer enough? I thought I was saving a few words...

Who says I’m brooding? Could just be daydreaming about the most entertaining ways to skin you alive... does that count as fun? I have plenty of it. Maybe it’s another thing you don’t see because it usually happens whenever you aren’t around, either that or you’re just not paying attention. That Felix is right here, you don’t have to cry about it.

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Peter Pan can't be trusted!

As opposed to a grey faced intruder hiding who they really are?

I trust Pan and no one else. Try again.

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asklostboydevin​:

ASK CONTINUATION /w the loyal giant

          Well, your face is in need of a major overhaul. Since it seems the only expression it knows how to do well is b r o o d? Seriously, mate, you need to lighten up… a lot. So, why the long face on a day like today? Got something on your mind, or are you just not happy to see me?  

If we’re rearranging faces then I’m in. You can go first, if you like. I’ve been known to raise a smile or two but since you always miss them, I guess you have your answer... you could always try harder. I’m here to motivate.

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Do you always have to look like that, Felix? Like someone pissed all over your porridge? ( hi. )

Not my porridge... and yes. I do. It’s how faces work.

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What's it like living in Neverland? Does it ever get boring?

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Felix is here and ready to speak

send in your questions!

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