Hiring posts/job listings on Craigslist be like:
Personal Assistant Wanted! Requirements:
over 21 yrs old, but under 30
Must be female, no taller than 5'7", no over 125 lbs, must be ok working naked
Again, FEMALES ONLY im not a pervert
Managing Position Open! Requirements:
Must be over 21, but really we mean at least 25
Must be able to work over 80 hrs a week
2 yrs experience in managing
Master's Degree at minimum
Willing to commute for over 3 hrs to filll in for another manager who called off in a location 6 cities away
this is for managing a Juan Pollo location btw
Work From Home! Requirements:
No work experience needed!
A computer and internet connection
Hours: only 2 hours a week! Whenever you want!
Willing to let us post scams and ads on your social media accounts under your name, so if our scam gets caught then you're the one that goes to prison
Work From Home Part 2! Requirements:
Same as above except you manage apartment and house listings online
Willing to post images of fake nonexistant apartments to scam people into paying a 'safety-deposit' to reserve the home
Oh yah btw you'll actually never get paid. That scam money is for us only. Thank u for posting the listings for us and risking going to prison
Interesting Real and Promising Job! Requirements:
$15 an hour for entry position
No experience or education needed. We are willing to train
Easy managing or supervising position
We work around your school schedule!
If you are interested call or email us at
(Thats the entire listing because they forgot to include contact info and set the listing to 'No Replies to This Post' mode)
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