What's up weirdos?

She/They | Welcome to my page! Have fun! (This is a threat) :)

[mystrothedefender]

I love that queer can mean 'I don't know what I am'. I love that queer can mean 'it's none of your business what I am'. And i love that queer can mean 'I know exactly what I am, but it's a long list that I don't feel like reciting every time'.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[askyourself-whynot]

I didn't stop wearing masks when the government stopped making them mandatory bc I'm self-conscious but now I've realized that it makes people who had never met me before create expectations about my face which is going to bring even more attention to me when I inevitably take it off. So basically, I feel bad with or without the mask🙂

[askyourself-whynot]

If I'm staring at your hands I'm either envious or

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[askyourself-whynot]

Me: What's this??

Mary Shelley: *wrapping her husband's heart in his poems b4 dying* an art project

Me: Ok I like it Picasso

[askyourself-whynot]

Ya know when you stop seeing someone you used to have feelings for, so they kinda fade away, but then you see that person again and you're like fuck and suddendly it's been 2 weeks and still can't stop thinking about them?? Yeah what is up with that shit

[askyourself-whynot]

I hate when girls say that their type is sickly pale dudes with eyebags. If that's true, then why am I still single?? If you like it put a ring on it! I may not be a dude, but I'll treat you better than one!

[ashstfu]

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

[kaidanalenkogf]

p*ypal

ko-fi

I hate having to make these posts but this week has been especially rough. I’m only just recovering from a nasty flu that has caused me to miss a bunch of work, and now with bills paid today, I’m left with next to nothing until next week. I’m also having to post this at work because we currently don’t have internet at home, and am unsure of how long it’ll take until we get that back.

So if anyone can help a chronically ill non-binary bisexual eat, even if it’s just $5, I’d greatly appreciate it. I know we’re all struggling so it’s okay if you can’t, sharing is super important too.

p*ypal

ko-fi

[askyourself-whynot]

Urban Dinosaurs

I just watched the Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell animated documentary "What dinosaurs ACTUALLY looked like?" and (while it's not the point of the video) there's a scene where they show dinosaurs walking in the city peacefully (one character even had a pet dinosaur) and that inspired me a lot. I mean, what if that was our reality?? Just imagine:

- Looking out of the window and seeing a fucking Pterodactyl;

- People planting large trees on tall buildings to feed the Brachiosaurus;

- Kids playing with Elasmosaurus in zoos like they do with dolphins;

- Velociraptors races like horse races;

- Sleeping on a Pentaceratops' back, it's bony frill protecting you form the sun;

- Going to work on a Iguanodon;

- Spinosaurus' school bus;

There's so many possibilities; I'm sure someone with more knowledge on the area could do better but my mind is going wild with this! Please feel free to add more!!

[amodernlovermadeofouterspace-de]

“i wasn't actually in love, but i felt a sort of tender curiosity.”

— 𝘍. 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥.

[askyourself-whynot]

*Me everytime I make a boy nervous by flirting even though I'm not actually attracted to him*

[oscar-still-wildin]

at my funeral, the audience will watch my favourite comfort movie and whoever checks their phone first gets disinherited.

[velvetkisses28]

The feminine urge to base your entire personality on a Jane Austen novel.

[keremelcream]

the mentally unstable urge to watch dead poets society again

[deadpoet-skull]

writers are monsters. they’re monstrous creatures who just want to suck the toughts, feelings and lymph from their subjects. but i love you, please don't run away from me, i'll immortalize you for eternity, i'll make you my best tragedy.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends