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aspen • they • 21 • uk i reblog all sorts; see pinned

[aspeninc]

quick about

aspen • they/sé (gaeilge) • 22

DNI terfs you are not welcome

my tags are a mess unfortunately but the main ones i use are below!

i reblog a lot of art in between the funnies

thanks for stopping by!

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[nyancrimew]

had a dream where i invented a new currency and i had to market it to every country for adoption with a short slogan. i went for "inspired by the penny" with indonesia and it instantly failed a public vote.

[ifsrecords]

Inspired by the penny

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[jenny-holzer]

[thesilicontribesman]

'Inchbrayock 1 or The Samson Stone' Early Medieval Sculptured Stone, Montrose Museum, Angus

[acrylicbristle]

Only in Puerto Rico

[workinonthephones-deactivated20]

Me honestly

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @slut4mattmurdock)

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[stephendann]

Prelude to an ass kicking

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[sndwave]

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??