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bloodstainedmuzzle

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240

horsefigureoftheday

OP turned off reblogs but I need this on my blog. Sorry you had to learn about bean removal like this.

#baby you do not want to know what sheath cleaning is.

yehudah

Kind of crazy there is no outfit that includes the classic pirate big billowy linen shirt with the obscenely low cut collar for Edward 😔

#wet tshirt contest+ cleavage wombo combo would be too much to handle I suppose #his default outfit kindddd of does but not really #it’s too covered #acbf #ac: black flag resynced #edward kenway

hollow-head

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

#I am sat firmly in the cuck chair

segamascott

supreme-leader-stoat

This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.

evilwriter37

Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

segamascott

#diversity win I was both #you can imagine why I attempted several times freshman year of college lol

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

#no but seriously you have to watch that video it’s crazy #it’s exactly what it says #one orca holds the sunfish in place and another rams it from below and it literally dos explode into like a fine mist of white once-fish #they proceed to frolic thru #and you just hear the pov diver filming it going ‘oh my god oh my god holy shit’ all muffled thru their mouthpiece #that mf must have hit that thing at highway speeds it was lil watching a freight train gib a deer

Man I have got to replay ac3 like yesterday. They could never make me hate you baby

#I need to heal my inner child #it was my very first ac game #and it’s way overhated as was its protag (and let’s be real a lot of that was racism)#Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor is by far my personal favorite assassin #he lives in a very special spot in my heart #he’s had a cozy suite in there since 2013 #and I will always hate Haythams bitchass (I love the complex writing)#and the revolutionary era and historical areas are so familiar and close to home for me (literally I used to live near quite a few)#and it jsut did everything better than any modern ac game fight me #the combat the stealth and god the parkour. manual weighty parkor come back baby I miss you #I will say tho black flag did naval combat far better #the 2013 og mind you even on hard mode resynced is too easy

assassin1513

⚜️🤎⚜️Edward and Blackbeard⚜️🤎⚜️

#let’s steal papas look :)#acbf #ac: black flag resynced #edward kenway #edward thatch #blackbeard

arsuf

EDWARD JAMES KENWAY Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (2026)

#the one and ONLY outfit I will be playing in you hear #mostly bc it’s the only vaguely pirate fit there is and it’s lets mimic with papa aka looks like Blackbeards iconic outfit #gif #acbf #ac: black flag resynced #edward kenway

segamascott

#how I move on here lol

catdile

Hi Apple users, Apple released a fun thing where they take your photos and Siri transcripts and use them to train AI! And they may be automatically turned on without your knowledge, because oh boy they sure were for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open the “apps” section in your settings (it’s usually at the very bottom), go to photos and scroll until you see “Enhanced Visual Search” and then turn that shit off. Then go to “Privacy and Security”, scroll until you see “Analytics & Improvements”, and turn off “Improve Siri & Dictation” as well.

I am an artist with hundreds upon hundreds of my artworks in my photo album. I also have plenty of photos with not only my own face, but the faces of my friends and my family. I do not appreciate that being used to train AI without my consent, and I’m pretty sure it’s the same for others too.

I’m so tired of big companies.

EDIT: I made a mistake this feature isn’t used to train AI, but it does still take your photos to be analyzed by AI. This is a feature that was automatically turned on without notice, giving nobody the option to turn it off or on until they find it themselves.

mixelation

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

#I do it just for fun sometimes lol