"Glory be to God, I'm tired."

Chuck. Christian. Luckiest unlucky person on Earth. One-star energy rating. Involuntary NEET. Send asks and also pictures of cute animals. Strangers in my inbox asking for money will be assumed bots/scammers and reported as such (and I'm broke anyway).

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[07-chan]

[misfit-toy-haven]

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

[niijima]

[pickledh]

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

[thegreenaper]

[ffuks]

[witchdisk]

please god it would be so funny

[tryingtobecoollikeyou]

UNETHICAL????????????

[bunjywunjy]

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

[otiksimr]

Stands on the big button that says "snack" when it's pressed but I am not heavy enough to push it and my eyes get all round and wet

Silly little images source

[loserrrrrrrr-boo-deactivated202]

Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not. 

[swan2swan]

Hey, OP, I know you’re busy spicing up your life, but your aunt called: apparently your uncle was supposed to come home after dropping you off near the wrestling arena, but he hasn’t even called, do you know where he is?

[garaktime]

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

[garaktime]

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

[castellankurze]

[purpleisnotacolor]

@jedi-kat-18

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@quietbluejay

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[importantcatpics]

[ancientgeek]

[tiredfoxtf]

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dndmultiverse]

Has anyone had a DM do this???

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[bruzum]

im always saying this

[greater-than-the-sword]

Our glorious democracy, their wretched populimpery

[dogpuppy]

[should-be-sleeping]

[zillabean]

amaze amaze amaze

[goth-queen]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Are you a man?

Or are you a Muppet?