"Glory be to God, I'm tired."

Chuck. Christian. Luckiest unlucky person on Earth. One-star energy rating. Involuntary NEET. Send asks and also pictures of cute animals. Strangers in my inbox asking for money will be assumed bots/scammers and reported as such (and I'm broke anyway).

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Oh sweet new Skillet song

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Ehhh

Dominion was better, out of their recent stuff

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Oh sweet new Skillet song

[berlynn-wohl]

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[dogpuppy]

Pjackk ass

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[stone-cold-groove]

Sony tape. Full color sound. Ad for the Sony audio tape - 1979.

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mtg-talk]

https://bsky.app/profile/shivambhatt.bsky.social/post/3msqystvn222n

[kineticpenguin]

Someone about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life:

[kineticpenguin]

congratulations your "obviously correct nuclear take" is the cybersecurity equivalent of being a fucking anti-vaxxer

[kineticpenguin]

"I haven't used an ad blocker in ten years and I'm fine"

I have terrible news for you regarding your browser's default settings and the existence of Windows Defender

You are a fucking idiot and you have been protected by smarter people than you

[brazenautomaton]

there is an alternate universe where this is true

it is very, very far from our own

[qqchurch]

say hello to her............

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[clementimetodie]

You'll Never Eat Rubber Bands Again