"Glory be to God, I'm tired."

Chuck. Christian. Luckiest unlucky person on Earth. One-star energy rating. Involuntary NEET. Send asks and also pictures of cute animals. Strangers in my inbox asking for money will be assumed bots/scammers and reported as such (and I'm broke anyway).

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[garaktime]

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

[garaktime]

I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"

[castellankurze]

[purpleisnotacolor]

@jedi-kat-18

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@quietbluejay

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[importantcatpics]

[ancientgeek]

[tiredfoxtf]

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[dndmultiverse]

Has anyone had a DM do this???

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[bruzum]

im always saying this

[greater-than-the-sword]

Our glorious democracy, their wretched populimpery

[dogpuppy]

[should-be-sleeping]

[zillabean]

amaze amaze amaze

[goth-queen]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Are you a man?

Or are you a Muppet?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Stoat?

Yes?

[jurakan]

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Rocky road.

Mint chip's good too.

[coyotette]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[https-clem]

my face after i accidentally jam a bicycle into my ear

[escuerzoresucitado]

[birdy-the-artist]

This is rough but I've been meaning to draw more SparrowTek stuff

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[prospitianescapee]

Source is Instagram user thatmodernlife. Per Reddit, this post was deleted quickly, and was captioned:

[jethroq]

dialectics

[deadseacorpse]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Historical record says "yes."