"Glory be to God, I'm tired."

Chuck. Christian. Luckiest unlucky person on Earth. One-star energy rating. Involuntary NEET. Send asks and also pictures of cute animals. Strangers in my inbox asking for money will be assumed bots/scammers and reported as such (and I'm broke anyway).

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mtg-talk]

https://bsky.app/profile/shivambhatt.bsky.social/post/3msqystvn222n

[kineticpenguin]

Someone about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life:

[kineticpenguin]

congratulations your "obviously correct nuclear take" is the cybersecurity equivalent of being a fucking anti-vaxxer

[kineticpenguin]

"I haven't used an ad blocker in ten years and I'm fine"

I have terrible news for you regarding your browser's default settings and the existence of Windows Defender

You are a fucking idiot and you have been protected by smarter people than you

[brazenautomaton]

there is an alternate universe where this is true

it is very, very far from our own

[qqchurch]

say hello to her............

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[clementimetodie]

You'll Never Eat Rubber Bands Again

[itsdefheadmates]

let's loaf with mama

[sr-roto]

[srsfunny]

Finally, a win

[saintofpride201]

This dumbass stigma that "hick" states are somehow dumber than the more urban ones because they're from poorer areas has to cease...

[animenutcase]

Hicks are the ones who put us in space.

[delicatefury]

You know what they changed? What Alabama is doing so different from California and New York?

They’re teaching the kids phonics.

It is legally required.

Turns out, actually learning to read improves students’ skills across the board. Who woulda guessed?

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[classicalcanvas]

Lunar night in the Crimea (1862) by Ivan Aivazovsky

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[thaumasilva]

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

[lizardposting]

it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan: