"Glory be to God, I'm tired."

Chuck. Christian. Luckiest unlucky person on Earth. One-star energy rating. Involuntary NEET. Send asks and also pictures of cute animals. Strangers in my inbox asking for money will be assumed bots/scammers and reported as such (and I'm broke anyway).

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[thenatsdorf]

[sandersstudies]

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

[strawberryjellystuff-deactivate]

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i had to

[naamahdarling]

Y’all this is a great video to study to observe the body language of a very happy but also very excited cat.  Lots of people see videos of excited cats doing things like climb rock climbing walls or get on small boats and think they are angry or scared, when they aren’t.  Here’s a good example of happy excitement and tension in a cat where the cat’s pleasure is easy to see.  The cat’s tail is lashing and its ears are going backward and forward like crazy, but the cat is not angry, it is merely off its shits because snow is just incredible.  This is a wildly playful cat which might play-attack a hand or other animal because it is so excited, but not out of anger.  Note the zoomies at the end to burn off some of that energy!

Think about it. When we humans do something fun and very physical, our bodies are often tense, at the ready, and a lot of our body language does look kind of aggressive or even scared. Cats are the same!  Animals at play or investigating new things often show some tension, but tension is not the same as anger or fear!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"True crime" podcast but it's actually just me seeing how long it takes the audience to realize I'm describing very carefully reframed versions of classic animated Disney movies with the names changed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

LMAO SOMEONE ELSE HAD THE SAME IDEA

[voidmaidenheaven]

i had the inverse idea for a comedy bit where a true crime podcast says they've heard complaints about it being exploitative so they won't talk about real crimes anymore and instead fictional ones and then they just describe the OJ trial

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Any resemblance of the following fictional characters to real people living or dead is entirely incidental."

"You mean coincidental."

"No."

[winterphile]

I would love to get together with some friends and do a fake True Crime podcast where each season one of us doing the podcast is actually the serial killer.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You have to take turns with it where like, Guy 1 and Guy 2 do the first season, Guy 1 gets arrested, Guy 2 opens the next season with "SO sorry about that, we've replaced him with Guy 3" and then Guy 2 gets arrested at the end of that season.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

As season 4 progresses it becomes abundantly clear that Guy 4 is just Guy 1 pitching his voice a little differently.

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[millerkoth]

@supreme-leader-stoat raises a good point.

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@protowitch

[parsleysaauce]

she thought no triforce was for one day only. she MAD!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"True crime" podcast but it's actually just me seeing how long it takes the audience to realize I'm describing very carefully reframed versions of classic animated Disney movies with the names changed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

LMAO SOMEONE ELSE HAD THE SAME IDEA

[voidmaidenheaven]

i had the inverse idea for a comedy bit where a true crime podcast says they've heard complaints about it being exploitative so they won't talk about real crimes anymore and instead fictional ones and then they just describe the OJ trial

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Any resemblance of the following fictional characters to real people living or dead is entirely incidental."

"You mean coincidental."

"No."

[winterphile]

I would love to get together with some friends and do a fake True Crime podcast where each season one of us doing the podcast is actually the serial killer.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You have to take turns with it where like, Guy 1 and Guy 2 do the first season, Guy 1 gets arrested, Guy 2 opens the next season with "SO sorry about that, we've replaced him with Guy 3" and then Guy 2 gets arrested at the end of that season.

[irishironclad]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"True crime" podcast but it's actually just me seeing how long it takes the audience to realize I'm describing very carefully reframed versions of classic animated Disney movies with the names changed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

LMAO SOMEONE ELSE HAD THE SAME IDEA

[voidmaidenheaven]

i had the inverse idea for a comedy bit where a true crime podcast says they've heard complaints about it being exploitative so they won't talk about real crimes anymore and instead fictional ones and then they just describe the OJ trial

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"Any resemblance of the following fictional characters to real people living or dead is entirely incidental."

"You mean coincidental."

"No."

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[correctopinionhaver]

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

the use of both "modern" and "timeless" to describe this act is truly something to behold

[thememedaddy]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[beardedmrbean]

[psuedofolio]

3am

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[cookingwithroxy]

sadly, this explains a lot of what happens in the notes.