Really Cool Spell Caster

Zap! Zap! Zap! Go forth my Evil spell!

[aspiringbattlemage]

Put mirror on the outside of my door so now when i walk to my room it feels like im being approached by some sort of phantom/spectre. And thats awesome.

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[aspiringbattlemage]

Got to drive my uncle’s camaro today and hmm my close personal friend dick gansey was onto something here.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[aspiringbattlemage]

Mhmm yep

[aspiringbattlemage]

Never paying for a haircut again just going hog wild with a pair of safety scissors in the bathroom mirror whenever it annoys me

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[aspiringbattlemage]

I hate it when i say im going to do something and then i actually have to do it thats seriously effed up

[ev1lw1zard]

hello i've waited here for you.everl9ng. Tonight I throw my self in two and out of the red out of the head she sang. Come down. And waste my time with me. Down with me. Throw out you wanted it to be over my head out of head she sang and I wonder when I sing along with you is everything that ever be this good forever if anything could ever be this good again. The only ill ever ask of you when she sang. THEN MORE GUITAR!!

[aspiringbattlemage]

Im no expert but to my untrained ear it sounds an awful lot like my neighbors are having some sort of tickle fight (lots of laughing + yelling + running around)

[aspiringbattlemage]

My creations are all violent and evil for some reason

[awesomefreakinggodcomplex]

Humiliating one sided romance blossoming

[awesomefreakinggodcomplex]

My beautiful yaoi island

[aspiringbattlemage]

Put all my friends in tomadachi life and now im starting to feel weird because they are developing crushes on each other and im wondering how ethical it is for me to continue enabling it. Two of them so far have crushes on the same person and the solution ive thought of is to just create an astarion for that person to crush on so i can be guilt free

[aspiringbattlemage]

Enjoying Call Down the Hawk to its fullest by reading it right before bed and then dreaming about it and then waking up and reading more immediately post dream