You can call me Papa Garden. Chronically ill tranny faggot. Low commitment scaly. My life’s goal is to invent a whole new kind of perversion no one’s ever heard of before. Big into MXTX (SVSSS heavy), FE3H, Star Trek, Dungeon Meshi, and Ninja Turtles. Liu Qingge pussy enthusiast. The Qijiu abortion shrine guy. SVSSS extra denier. They didn’t happen. Artist and writer. Please talk to me. I’m so very lonely.
No ask is too horny or out of pocket for my inbox. Ohhhbbbh you wanna send them so bad 🫵✨🔮🌀🌀🌀
I’m kinda dumb. You will see spelling mistakes often. I don’t care that much about fixing them. Accept and be at peace
I FUCKING HATE AI WITH A PASSION, IF I EVER POST AN AI IMAGE IT WILL BE BY MISTAKE. IF SOMETHING LOOKS SUSPICIOUS PLEASE TELL ME 🙏
I’m an anarcho-communist. I believe in radical liberation for all people. Free Palestine, free Congo, free Sudan. Land back. Land developers can catch my fucking hands. I love immigrants, trans people, sex workers, criminals, addicts, and abortion.
your magical girl au drawings had me !!! I love magical girl aus. do you have any more doodles or things to share about it?
AAAA glad you like it!! I have a couple more doodles in store 😋
I imagine SY being a total fanboy over Magical girl LBH, but (in true magical girl show fashion) having no clue it’s his best friend Binghe. Be that some magical reason which conceals LBH’s identity, or SY’s own denial over LBH — his most totally masculine straight man friend number 1 — wearing a pink dress (LBH doesn’t care about the dress at all, he’s more concerned over having less time to spend with A-Yuan).
legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends
any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.
friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.
someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.
buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.
pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.
people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.
legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.
Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder
If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift
Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.
You have 3 months to convince this character to let you breast feed from them (the system gave you magical lactation powers). You need breast milk from this specific person to live and will starve to death at the end of the three months without it. You will only need to feed from them once and can subsist on regular food afterwards.
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
Do you survive?
They agree soooo fast to this
Once I explain my situation and impending death they allow it
ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’
MQF: Thanking Ning-shizhi for her cooperation, I only have a few questions for you and then the welfare check can be done.
NYY: Kay-kay!
MQF: Would you say that Shen Qingqiu favors you more over other disciples? For example, do you receive special treatment or gifts from him?
NYY: oh yeah, Shizun never makes me do chores so my hands are pretty and soft like a lady’s! And he gives lots of gifts, but I’m not allowed to say where they’re from :(
MQF: I see… and would you say Shen Qingqiu has more physical contact with you than others?
NYY: Yeah, Shizun doesn’t like to touch adults so I make sure he doesn’t get lonely! I give him lots of hugs, and sometimes he even lets me sleep with him when one of us has nightmares!
Immediately following this Mu Qingfang is getting let into Shen Jiu’s personal life so he doesn’t take his baby away. After a welfare check at the warm red pavilion, he makes a total 180 onto the Xiao Jiu Defense Force. Shen Jiu hates every step of this and does not like Mu Qingfang anymore at the end, but he does enjoy Mu Qingfang constantly dragging Liu Qingge off by the ear. Perhaps he will even leave some of the sect leader’s files in swiping range. He’ll never tell
I bet YQY just fucking loves the tackiest novelty items. If he wasn't so depressed and punishing himself all the time this bitch would have the ugliest most tasteless house full of nick nacks and items he used one (1) time
You just transmigrated!! Your system is breathing down your neck already— apparently you didn’t actually die, your original body is just unconscious. You’ve been randomly assigned a character that you, as a no name rogue cultivator with middling skills, have a month to ‘beat’ in a fight. You don’t have to actually win! You only have to challenge this person to a fight in a public place and be declared the winner. If in that month’s time you can convince that person to throw a public match with you (or beat them organically if you think you can!), you will get sent back to your original body/life as though nothing happened. While transmigrated, you cannot tell people about your situation or why you need to win the fight. If you can’t ‘win’, you will stay stuck as a no name rogue cultivator with no way home for the rest of your life. The choice is yours….
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
So how do you do? (Explain in notes)
I can beat them organically and go home!
I can convince them to throw the fight and go home!
There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
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