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truongasm

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

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I almost didn’t post an artwork this month.

So here’s one of everyone’s favorite LL aidoru, Maki!

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Neo Geo Battle Coliseum Publisher: SNK Playmore Developer: SNK Playmore Platform: PlayStation 2, Xbox 360 Year: 2005 (JP PS2), 2006 (EU PS2), 2007 (NA PS2), 2010 (360)

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clavid

democracy is no longer a safe option

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so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

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Suction warlock

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don the piss robe

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+6 stealth -8 charisma

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pisslord

indonesianbob68

How is sticking my clothes to the gross wall gonna make peeing any easier.

kingtavros-blog

Lets have a romantic dinner

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thebootydiaries

me:

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you:

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon

cryign blooger with 0 phds

bye sweaty :)

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waterlilly549

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

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divinewolfgoddess

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

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huntress-out-of-control

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

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badwolfcastielweasley

Seriously dude, you’re an idiot

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Jason Statham vaults over pipes. He’s late for another premiere. Obscenities echo throughout the city of San Francisco as Jason Statham performs cool parkour stunts on buildings.

“Fuck. Shit! Come on!” Jason ripped off his heavy winter jacket and tossed it behind to reveal a suit. “Maybe this will speed me up.” Jason’s technique worked as his speed increased tenfold. At last, he reached the premiere of his new movie, Golden Boy 7.

“Ah, nice.” Jason stepped through a crowd, sticky, and plopped himself on the red carpet. His co-stars were there and were mingling with paparazzi. Children were standing behind the ropes, clad in Golden Boy 7 merchandise. When Jason Statham graced their presence, they could do nothing but cry.

“We love you, Golden Boy… We love you!” The children screamed with joy. Tears flooded the floor near the carpet.

“I know, kids. I love you all, too.” Jason Statham waved and smiled.

Gargamel peaked around one of the pillars near the event.

“That damn Jason Statham making the bad movies. I hate him, and I want him to perish.” Gargamel rubbed his hands menacingly and conjured a spell.

“If I can’t have a good Jason Statham movie, no one will ever again!” Gargamel hit Jason with a handblast. His clothes start to disappear.

“Ooooohuuuhhhhhh…. I feel sick…” Jason looked down at his body and realized that all of his clothes were gone, leaving him with some camo shorts.

“Lose the shorts, Jason!”

Jason Statham turns into an action figure, for eternity. He screams but no one can hear. Everyone thinks that Jason Statham went to the bathroom so no one questions it. “I’ve had enough of this…” Jason Statham jumps into an oven after walking home. He perishes after a short life as a plastic man.