Assbutts united

Ayyyyyyyyyy

[gadreelsam]

i believe that most of you at some point saw one of my posts and i am sorry for that, at first. through these 6 months without my mother i am facing not only her missing and grief… i am facing financial problems, health problems, like flu, level master in my depression, panic syndrome at points that can make someone loose his mind. and i am facing, day by day i am trying. since january i’ve been sleeping ¾ hours, waking up all the time without explanation and, for more than half of that time i was waking to vomit. was the reaction of my body. now my stomach is calm, at least on the last few days. i believe that some of you knew that last month i started with tooth pain. was crazy. i was going crazy. i reached the hospital, the doctor prescribed me meds, i tooked and etc. during the last week i started to feel a bit of pain in my heard, like, intern… woked me up several times. came back to the hospital and i’ll need to extract my tooth… i am terrified. the doctor sent me to see her friend next week. he’ll charge me R$250,00 for the extraction, will prescribe me meds and idk what kind of thing i’ll be able to eat. is like god is testing me in EVERY way that he can. srsly, i am so crazy in pain right now that all i want to do is punch my jaw. he prescribed me arflex to took ‘til next week, and i wonder how. i can’t afford. if you can help me with anything, ANYTHING to took me out of this fucking world of pain, i’ll thank you forever. donate to my paypal and, PLEASE, REBLOG THIS POST HOW MUCH YOU CAN! thanks for everything ‘til now and wish me luck.

PS: on this link, is the obit certificate of my mom…

PayPal email: [email protected] - choose “Payment for Products”. <3

[gadreelsam]

I want to thank from the bottom of my heart to the 3 people who helped me. I could buy the med and the pain is something I can live with ‘til the surgery. Thank you, truly.

I had, in total R$79,64 in donations. The med was R$57,90 because I bought two boxes to took twice a day. I have less than R$20,00 to pay for the surgery and meds that the doc will prescribe for after. I’ll try to gether the maximum of paper about this to prove to y'all. Even if I only get the prescription, y'all see. So, please, I need to extract my tooth in emergency. Is like, I can’t wait bc I can’t stay without painkillers without going crazy. And I need to pay for it. Please, help me. Reblog this post as much as you can. Thank you all for the help. Again, will be posted one queue per hour bc I can’t stay reblogging all the time. I am sorry about this. God bless.

[scaredpotter]

tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”

like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number

[marauders4evr]

I still have the headcanon that Molly BAMF Weasley saw a scrawny underfed child with an owl who had no idea where he was going and looked lost and confused and was like, “Ah, yep, new son.” but didn’t want to scare him by outright approaching and asking if he needed help so she was just like, “MUGGLES, MUGGLES EVERYWHERE! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE PLATFORM NUMBER TO WIZARD SCHOOL IS? WHAT’S THAT? NINE AND THREE QUARTERS? OH, YES, THAT’S RIGHT. THE PLATFORM NUMBER IS   N I N E   A N D   T H R E E    Q U A R T E R S!”

Of course seeing as how Harry isn’t the most observant bloke, she probably ushered her kids past him fifty times as different ones screamed the platform number until they finally got his attention.

[marauders4evr]

With that being said, and I’m extremely sorry for taking over your post:

11:45:

They had just enough time to make it onto the platform, get their trunks loaded, and say their goodbyes. Molly ushered them all along, wishing that she could just Apparate them all onto the train and be done with it. There was too much to do, too much to say, too m—

All at once, she screeched to a halt. Percy crashed into her, causing the twins to snicker.

A tiny boy was being crossly turned away by a security guard. A boy whose ribs poked through his baggy shirt, whose glasses were broken, whose jaw was trembling as he tried to find his way. Well, surely she could be the person to guide him there? And did he…? Yes! He had an owl! He was one of them!

The poor child; he looked so lost.

Where were his parents?

Never mind, never mind. She would see to it that he would get on the train. But she had to be careful. She couldn’t startle him. He’d run off and that would be the end of it. No, no, they had to be crafty.

11:47 AM:

“Packed with Muggles of course,” Molly said loudly, ushering her very confused children past the boy. “What’s the platform number again?”

“Nine and three quarters,” Percy said. “Mother, how could you have forg—?”

It was George who nudged him as he understood what she was doing. She had done it before, after all, and she would do it again.

Unfortunately, it didn’t work.

The boy didn’t seem to notice them.

11:48 AM:

“Packed with Muggles of course,” said Molly again, marching her children past once more. “What’s the platform number?”

“Nine and three quarters,” Fred and George screamed in unison.

And still the boy remained lost.

11:49 AM:

“Mum,” Ron panted, tripping over himself as he ran to keep up with her. “Slow down!”

Molly ignored him as she practically flew past the poor boy. “Packed with Muggles of course! Now, what’s the platform number?”

“Nine and three quarters,” Ron bellowed.

11:50 AM:

Molly honestly didn’t care if her entire family missed the train and she had to set off across the UK herself like a mother leading a flock of ducklings: she was going to help this boy onto the bloody train.

She marched past him with a fiery determination and said, “Packed with Muggles of course!”

The boy looked up.

Yes! Okay, this was it, this was it, this was it. Play it cool. He was following them. Listening. Pretending not to.

They stopped.

“Now,” Molly said. “What’s the platform number?”

“Nine and three quarters,” piped Ginny.

Victory!

The next nine minutes were a whirlwind of chaos but they managed to get the boy through the barrier. At Molly’s insistence, Fred and George popped up and helped him get his trunk into the compartment. She handed Ron an extra sandwich and muttered, “Tell him that everywhere else was full.”

He dutifully nodded.

As the train took off, she waved to her children, including her newest one.

Bristling with pride, she began to head back to the Burrow. There was simply no time to waste. She had a jumper to knit.

[merle-bookdragon]

If I ever don’t reblog this post - assume I’m dead

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[fndungeonmom]

thought of my friend’s FB post the other day while making cookies 

[part-of-the-narrative]

i thought this was going to be something profound and meaningful but it’s literally the long version of i fucked up

[durbikins]

The Mark Zuckerberg hearing is being streamed on Twitch of all places.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

this is …… a sign of the times.

[anarchyisfunandfree]

I don’t think people quite understand how much money a billion dollars is, let alone 600 billion every year.

[anarchyisfunandfree]

So the US military spends 600 billion dollars a year. That averages to about 20,000$ every second.

[anarchyisfunandfree]

The US college board estimates that state public colleges cost an average of about 10,000$ per year. The US military budget could pay for 60 million people to go to college. The United States has about 50 million total people of college age. If all of those people went to college for free the amount of money left over would still leave us with the second largest military budget on the planet.

[ooppo]

What!!! The!!! fUCK!!!!!

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[hellsite-yano]

I unironically find that ‘today is a good day to do what has to be done by me’ image inspirational.

[hellsite-yano]

Iconic, honestly.

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

“I guess we are all a little addicted to a certain kind of sadness and a specific kind of person.”

— Hira (via hedonistpoet)

[different-landscapes]

[pochowek]

heres a little.. controversy

[twenyonepilots]

its me. im the april fool.

[missymalice]

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

[inkgut-deactivated20180603]

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

[freifraufischer]

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.  

Teenage girls are amazing.

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

[missymalice]

I’ve been reposting this a lot to argue with conservatives who wanna mouth off, but here is a Genuinely Good Addition. 💖💖💖

[gadreelsam]

I want to say something.

My mother died out of nowhere, in less than a month and all I had in my life was her. So, if you open my post just to say bad things, that’s ok. You are helping me to feel even MORE sad, even MORE helpless and even MORE afraid of loosing my house and all the things that belonged to my mother. If you are heartless, is you. I am not. I am MISSING my mother like I had lost a LIMB, so if you don’t have ANYTHING good to say, keep your freaking mouth shut! If you can help, help, if you cannot, PLEASE, leave me alone. I am sad and I am weak. Yes, I am. If you are not and lost youmother yesterday and isn’t asking for help GOOD FOR YOU, I am lost inside myself. I am sorry for be weak, I am sorry for be a begger, I am sorry for be alive. ;)

Please, If you cannot understand that, please, LEAVE ME ALONE. I am not asking too much. Thanks!

PS: on this link, is the obit certificate, in case you think that i am a son of a bitch who would lie about a mother’s death.

UPDATE: Spent all these past few days with my sister. She is sick and needed my help. My tooth is killing me, but I couldn’t not help my sis, putting my pain beside me and now she is better, thank God. I am going home today and i just have a bit of rice, some milk and some biscuits bc my dad gave to me. I had some help these days, but I have my light bill to be paid in five days. Isn’t too much, costs R$135,87. This is in dollar is around $45. I need to buy food and I am going home with signs to put next to the entrance of my home which I say that I make housecleaning and babysitting. Pray for me, guys. I need to get any job to eat. And if you can help, doesn’t matter if you don’t have money, please, reblog this post as much as you can. Maybe someone will be able to see my situation and help me.  And in case anyone knows, I live in rent, which costs R$700,00. In case you can help me, I can send you the receipt, i promise. Thank you all for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

PayPal email: [email protected] - choose “Payment for Products”. <3

[gadreelsam]

I swear to God that I didn’t had any donation. My light will be cut in few days and I have some biscuits now, bc I ate the rice. In the name of God, someone help me.

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[demigodgooglesearches]

how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

[michaelmxll-moving-blog]

dbdjjd ok so i hate being That Person but i had to anyway i returned from the beach like two hours ago so i was sitting in the sand, wanting some water to wet my legs yknow?? cause its pleasant but nothing came to me so i jokingly go like “oh well fuck you too poseidon i dont want your water anyway” and i stand up to grab a plastic cup (a kid likes their cola) and a fucking wave hits me it reached until a bit above my mid-thigh and just

fuck you, poseidon

[demigodgooglesearches]

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

[demigodgooglesearches]

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

[hamonnose-deactivated20241218]

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

[juan-ortez]

Reblog this again for this ^

[m0miichi-deactivated20181203]

I WAS AT A TRUCK STOP AT LIKE MIDNIGHT READING THE DIONYSUS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE AND I WAS LIKE MAN IM BORED DIONYSUS SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

AND THEN THIS DRUNK GUY COMES TUMBLING OUT OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BARFS ON ANOTHER LADY’S CAR

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IT WAS HILARIOUS THANKS DIONYSUS

[tiredtranstoby]

@verypatientmanatee

[medusa-must-live]

This is my new favorite post in the whole internet, thank you very much.

Also: don’t fuck with Poseidon, this guy just can’t stand rudeness

[sentimental-apathy]

I walking by an old church with really intricate artwork woven through the windows and I started talking mad shit about the painted Jesus and just as I finished insulting him walking downhill past the churcg, I slipped on some black ice and plummeted.

[otakusapien]

If Hearthstone is anything to go by, just use ASL because none of them have effing bothered to ever learn sign language

[heartless241]

I once said I wanna be pretty like Aphrodite and a woman who was so beautiful comes up to me and says ‘Sweetie don’t doubt you’re inner beauty’ and walked away….I think I was aproched by a goddess!

[demigodgooglesearches]

Does this prove the gods are real yet? Look at the notes. Deadass I am covinced. The gods must be hype their Fans are Back

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

THE GODS ARE REAL. Also my experience is that once there was a double rainbow and I threw a coin up into the air “towards” the rainbow as a joke and THE MINUTE I DID I FUCKING GOT A VIDEO CALL FROM MY INTERNET FRIEND WHO I HAVEN’T SKYPED IN LIKE A YEAR. Thanks Iris. I appreciate it a lot.

[nicothebumblebee]

I pray to Persephone whenever I can, and I’ve never killed a plant even tho I always forget to water mine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bronzewitchhazel]

One time I threatened to fight Poseidon while swimming and I got pulled into a riptide.