Juan Ortez

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[sinkinginthepee]

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s out of touch thursday

[isnt]

follow @isnt​​ for more memes

[moleshow]

[thetoxicfriend]

i love videos that make wendy williams seem like she is trapped in a surreal purgatory

[everythingfox]

“She hates hardwood floors and is SO happy that we just bought a rug”

(Source)

[localtiktoks]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[goddesssword]

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[ingmvr-deactivated20201102]

Foggy forest walk

ingmvr_

[dinuguan]

[darkarfs]

Big Dave. One of the good ones. 

[archiveofolives]

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

[actorsallusionpresents]

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

[steviethedamned]

I love him 

[thedamnqueenofhell]

Just wanted to add a more recent awesome post of his.

[stonecoldliuh]

[ultracrispytaco-deactivated2015]

did you get the ketchup

[greenteacology]

Whenever I see a stingray skeleton I’m like oh that’s just one of those fake Target Halloween decorations like the skeleton spiders and shit but NO stingrays are actually Like That and it is concerning

[pineapple-jarritos]

weltawletjwpeltljwejwtwltew wig

[greenteacology]

Evolution was like oh you wanna be a vertebrate?? You want some fucken cartilage??? We can make that happen.......

[nmbr1kpfan]

LMAOOO WANT SOME CARTILAGE I CANT BREATHE

[dojacat]

[vaporoptics]

[honeymushroom]

this is great bc this mushroom is Cerioporus squamosus, most commonly known as Dryad’s Saddle which “derives from the mushroom’s shape; its brackets seem to be perfectly sized and positioned to form a little seat for a weary tree nymph (dryad)”

we found it we found the dryad 

[llovinghome]

sweet peas

[fluffygif]

Pomegranate soda

[snazziest]

Feeling like Persephone watchin this