#dickmatized

[jrueships]

HES UNDER JA'S STRAPNOSIS .

[faultyjackscrew]

For many years I worked with and became close with an elder Gen Z girl who I often felt spoke an entirely different language than the English that I did. I basically learned some new slang/TikTok/Very Online Youth word or phrase every single day from being around this girl, which was delightful and also made me feel very old. She was crazy and funny and I cared for her like a little sister and about six years ago she was killed in a car crash and I miss her very much.

She also remains to this day the only human being from whose mouth I have ever heard the word “dickmatized.”

So, all other thoughts about “The Life of a Showgirl” aside, I did not *instantly* clock that word for “(Ah!)matized” on first listen. Maybe it was because I played the album again at work - the place where I spent the most time with this girl - that suddenly her face popped into my head in an epiphany, then I laughed so hard and also cried a little. Because goddamn, I really do miss her.

Anyway, I just didn’t expect when I woke up this morning that I was going to get emotionally cracked open by a song about banging Travis Kelce. Life really does come at you fast.

[agreyrose]

WAIT WAIT SHE SAID “DICK-MATIZED” ???😭 This whole time me and my auditory processing disorder were hearing “he unties me” I thought she was singing about bondage 😭

[newx-menfan]

[extremelyjust]

the way gaspard could’ve been doing benson boone style backflips off their setup in minneapolis and I wouldn’t have noticed or given a damn

[pandaass0]

The first time Louis even introduced his name is through Lestat. He never stood a chance

[kiwiified]

Been reading a 'book' and I can't bring myself to turn the page.

DEAD, I'M ACTUALLY DEAD!

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