I don't know how to talk to people

I like food

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[killjoy-prince]

playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

[pastryslutsupreme]

The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes

[novur]

Visit Original Link

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

[sabertoothwalrus]

happy october time to bring back this bad boy

[anxietyproblem]

[evilvillain123456789]

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

[gossiping-about-dead-ppl]

i got merchant

[twoblogger-deactivated20260714]

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

[persbaderse]

she’s a trend setter 

[pool-core]

The Forbidden Pool

[pool-core]

Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care

[jambambles]

[headspace-hotel]

The bottom quote is from Randall Munroe’s What If? blog and later his book by the same name

[puppycastiel]

I’m literally in tears.

[noodles-07]

shoutout to people who make tutorials for things that are “obvious” or that people “should already know” thank you for your service

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[noahnomore]

[healiing]

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

[cyberxbattalion]

Rainbow iridescent pileus clouds filmed in Haikou, China, 08.23.2022

[blueboyoutside]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

[djklmnx]

[jaeger-bombastic-was-taken]

[dunkstein]

I love collecting diagrams and images of Black Mages in precarious scenarios and I need more

[ajama11]

[dunkstein]

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!