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I carry two of these in my backpack. One to ware, and one as toilet paper. I try n9ot tom ix them up but one time I did and I wore poop for liek three hours before I even noticed. I am not proud.
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
Not today Justin
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almost home

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Phantogram Three
The Stonewall Inn

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space đž
taylor price

pixel skylines

gracie abrams
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I carry two of these in my backpack. One to ware, and one as toilet paper. I try n9ot tom ix them up but one time I did and I wore poop for liek three hours before I even noticed. I am not proud.
Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion. Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And thatâs pretty cool, right?
enjoy some star wars gifs may the 4th be with you
Chocolate Cream Pie
Dude, waffles are awesome.
Fun Fat of the day: These islands are actually named âThe Ring Worm Islandsâ and theya re where ring worms originally evolved. HUmans took the ring worms to the contintents and they are an essential part of the ecosystem now. Look up âring wormâ on google images to learn more.
i pooped here once
A Mesmerizing Short Film Imitates Water Flowing Across the Earth with Ink and Dried Pigments
If I pee and it loks like this is it normal or am I special>?
Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion. Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And thatâs pretty cool, right?
ITâS HALLOWEEN, TIME TO EAT YOUR TRADITIONAL HOTDOGS AND SUNTAN LOTION LEFT OVER FORM LAST SUMMER!
Picture of Elvis Parsley, known for his pulverizing and cruelty and guitar playing, kinf of rolling in rocks.
The eye off the storm
The eye of the storm has passed, now you will see that it was not over, merely calm for a moment. We donât wish for it, but when it comes, we will stand to it. Weather it with all the strength you can muster. It was only a matter of time before it came. We were only pretending it wouldnât. We kept our eye off the storm to pretend it didnât exist.
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Melanophryniscus biancae, source: x
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Reblog if youâre a Goblin
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Man: Whatâs a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig⊠Look at this pigâŠ
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl? Â
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig⊠Look at that, that one hereâs fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly upÂ
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!Â
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuckâŠI didnât mean to do that
âWhoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!â Is my new favorite expletive
ITâS BACK!
THE CLASSIC!
THE LEGEND!
THE PIG!
Hyperfixation of the day
Hand braiding twine into my own home made rope and attaching it to key rings and carabineers to make lanyards and straps of various sorts.
Used the rope I had with the Carabineers I got for super cheap to complete the rigging on my hiking pack so I can strap @trash-g0blynââs bag to mine at a momentâs notice while weâre out. It also enables me to transport any materials we need while weâre out with relative easy compared to previous setups.(which was basically just a clip that everything would swing on, throwing me off balance, compared to the more stable system I have now.
What a day. :3
THIRD EYE PICKS OF THE WEEK: GALAKTIKON #1 *from the creators of METALOCALYPSE and the comic HILLBILLY!* â We loved METALOCALYPSE back in the day, and we love Eric Powellâs awesome books like HILLBILLY and the GOON, so when we saw that this was going to be a thing: we knew we had to give it lots of love! Meet Triton, intergalactic hero of the universe, who has to face the ultimate outer space struggle: getting over his divorce. A great blend of nostalgic hyper-charged â80s sci-fi awesomeness and action-packed fun with a biting sense of dark humor â GALAKTIKON is a must-read!
I would watch an adult swim show based on this album. (kind of like his older works with Metalocalypse) But the comic will have to do in lieu of a full production.