Assistant Michael Jortenbortz

I am genuinely not paid enough to care

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

Happy pride.

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

How much do you make every day

Not enough.

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

Do you like your boss (insert wiggly eyebrows or smthn)

I have nothing but professional feelings for my boss.

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

I wanna know all the jobs.

Of course you do.

Okay, lets see...

Nun, tattoo artist, McDonald's employee, archer, astronaut, night guard at a pizza place, surfing instructor, camp counceller, guardsman, GameStop manager, magical girl, drummer in a band, zookeeper, xylophonist, teacher, yodeler, welder, veteran, tailor, nail technician, street sweeper, reporter, poet, orthodontist, model, butler, lifeguard, jester, hairdresser, hobo, gardener, fisherman, private investigator, carpenter, ballerina, aquarium janitor, restaurant chef, restaurant waiter, and a contractor.

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

Is there free food in the pantry?

Absolutely not.

[assistant-jortenbortz-official]

Yo send me asks

I'm the assistant of @marks-dad-official

I'm 40, I have had a ton of weird jobs, and I can tell you all about em if you want.

@pizza-guy-official - Boss's son

@simon-official-rp - Boss's son's boyfriend

@chasehollow-official

@theofficial-buddy

@cashley-mcmansion

@mingo-official

@cene-from-sammys-cafe