Ask Assistant Cactus

Hello~! My name is Cactus, atleast.. thats what my boss calls me heh.. I'm a fluffy female pony with glasses! Ask me some questions, I'll be glad to answer them~!

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I know someone who killed three guys in a bar fight... with a pencil.

Dirius: what are you talking about..?

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Hi! Do you do commissions?

Mod: Yes I do take commissions, if you’re interested you can message me on here @snowcactuscat​ or on Instagram or Twitter by the same name! ^^

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In a immediate dangerous situation, what is your weapon of choice?

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Ask Box Clean out!

I just cleaned out my ask box, sorry if your ask got caught in the clean out ^^.

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Why do you have to be called something horrible and deserty? Why not something nicer like conifer or mistletoe?

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Why do these ponies keep following me!? They're cramping my style!

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You say your boss calls you cactus, do you have any other names?

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You have floof that’s why you’re cute

Text: Nuh uh.

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Do you believe in the mutiverse theory?

Text: Absolutely not

Box: this side up

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Something happened in your vault!

(country roaaads, take me hoooome)

Text: Yes, we know

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Blog Mod: Hiya! Gonna be doing some watercolor asks for new years! Hope you all enjoy. ^^

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Brrr.. Its getting cold out, hope everypony is bundled up!

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Did you order bananas, and plushies??

Thats a lot of banana’s and plushies..

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Then, suddenly, Bananpie gives u banans

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Then, suddenly, pinkie pies.

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Do you ever hire temps? As in Temporary workers, for the lab for manual labor or volunteer test subjects? For Example, a zebra for flexible skill sets (their culture involves a lot of stretching) for experiments on studying the body of equines. Or perhaps dragons, for their strength and fire breathing capabilities?

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picture of aveta, dirius and cactus! (in that order)

Aveta the bat is now available for asks!

Dirius and Cactus are also still available for asks.