Assistant With Ass

(Portal RP blog for AU!Caroline, from an Aperture that specializes in sex) .

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[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[assistantwithass-blog]

[Temporary Hiatus!]

(If you couldn’t tell, i’ve been completely m.i.a. because i have no caroline inspiration at the moment. 

so, instead of constantly trying to force myself to do caroline things that i’m not having any fun doing and stressing over the fact that they’re not getting done, i’m officially hiatusing this blog.

i’m sure i’ll be back in a few weeks/months, i just need a break for now until the muse returns 2 me

in the meantime, you can find me at deadlyneurotoxin, slicedandsewn, sunshineandstructure, or wastedingenuity. I also have a personal blog over at deadlycrocker! 

So anyway, bbl!)

[kinky-love-cave-blog]

Such a Good Boy || Closed RP with Assistantwithass

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     She couldn’t hold back a fit of giggles as he gave excited doggy kisses all over her, petting his cute little head. She loved her job.

     When he’d finally finished smooching her, she held up the ball. Just high enough for him to see it, but not quite reach it. With a cheery “go get it!,” she tossed the ball across the room.

[kinky-love-cave-blog]

The delighted noise that erupted from Cave’s throat was half-bark, half-squeal. There was a ball, and he was going to fetch it!

Cave’s limbs were large and not well-equipped for running on all fours, but he was so excited, it didn’t really matter. He sprang into the air, knees thumping loudly as they hit the floor. Ball! Ball! Ball! Short, animated barks streamed from his mouth, punctuated by heavy pants. When he spotted the ball, he pounced for it, leaping several feet and sinking his teeth into the toy.

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She couldn't help but to wince as he trotted off after the ball; His poor knees would be sore for a week. But his enthusiasm was cute. "Come here, puppy! Bring it back to me!"

[assistantwithass-blog]

(the mun greatly underestimated how much time they’d have for drawing while managing 5 rp blogs. 

i will reply to the asks that i intend to draw responses for SOMEDAY but probably not as soon as anyone expected)

[sunshineandstructure]

(the mun has kiiiiinda been slacking again

i should probably not have 5 rp blogs, but here we are

i haven’t abandoned this blog or forgotten anyone, tho!

i’ll hopefully work on some things tonight?

also: my skype is deadly_neurotoxin if you need me)

[kinky-love-cave-blog]

Rub My Dub Dub

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Whimpering and moaning as loud as ever, she ground herself against her boss’s big strong hand. Despite the awkward angle, it wasn’t going to take long at all to push her over the edge. She’d been so close before, and Cave always knew just how to touch her in all the right ways.

[assistantwithass-blog]

@Speedythingcomesout, lyrics meme

[speedythingcomesout]

As he listened to Caroline chatter away, Jeremy found himself smiling. He wasn’t keen on hearing the details of this woman’s lewd adventures, but her sudden burst of passion was admittedly…cute. He recognized the light in her eyes, the joy that seemed to carry her universes away. It was the same light that Jeremy knew brightened his own gaze whenever he thought of Beth. Bondage was something beyond him (why was Aperture working with ropes?), but this? He understood this. “You really seem to…care about him.”

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Jeremy’s comment brought her back to reality, a deep blush spreading on her cheeks and a nervous giggle escaping her lips. She must have sounded ridiculous, a grown woman with a silly schoolgirl crush on her boss. Especially when they’d slept together so many times. She knew him better than she knew herself, and yet the very thought of him still made her blush and giggle and ramble on about his achievements. “I suppose so… I’m just doing my job.”

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(For a limited time, i’ll be responding to asks with (mostly nsfw) art! 

Ask caroline anything (like what her favorite test is or how she feels about a certain employee/kink/etc.) and I’ll sketch up something cute of caroline doing gross caroline things!)

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@Tiesandblackfeathers

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He made eye contact immediately taking a moment to pause for suspense, allowing all his presence to enter the room with him. As he adjusted his thick black tie beneath his grey vest and overcoat he answered, “No, in fact I’m interested in buying stock in the tests themselves. Is there someone I can meet with who may have more information on how I may acquire shares or stock?”

[assistantwithass-blog]

“Mr. Johnson’s in a meeting right now,” with four oversexed cat/human hybrid women, (but the investor didn’t need to know all the details,) “but I can help you with that. Have a seat.”

[transgirlrattmann]

Her fingers drive him wild as she slides another one in, her words pushing him closer to the edge as he moans, suddenly rubbing faster against her. Intent on cumming, seeking release. “yes” he whines in answer to her question. His mind derailed from pleasure. He wants to cum on her, to taste his sweet nectar upon her flesh.  

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      She smiled at his eager response, fucking him faster. She could tell it wouldn’t take much to push him over the edge. “Mmm, you’re such a good little slut…”

[assistantwithass-blog]

Rick wasn't really one for knocking or hesitating, so he walked through the door carrying some kind of device, making his way towards the figure who seemed to be in authority, "Hello gorgeous, I was wondering if you could tell me how this doodad worked? I'm mighty stumped." He flashed a winning smile.

Oooh; she liked him already and, whether intentional or not, he’d given her the perfect opportunity to flirt. She returned the smile, moving from her desk to approach him. “I suppose I have time to give you a demonstration.”

[the-science-of-adventure-deacti]

He was watching Caroline handle the device with some interest, genuinely curious, but he couldn’t resist taking another look her, realising that she was really close.

Rick gave a crooked grin, “Well, I’m glad that my dashing good looks can help me out. Also, have I mentioned that you are gorgeous?”

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      “You have. But, let’s focus on business.” With another adorable smile, she returned her attention to the device. She pressed a button and the sphere cracked open, an intimidatingly large silver dildo sprouting from the center.

      With the press of another button, thick lube oozed from the top, dripping down the member. She scooped some of it up on her finger, sucking it seductively from her fingertip. 

      She flashed him another smile, misguidingly innocent, as she reported her findings. “Mint flavored.”

[yanderose]

sexuality: cave johnson’s tummy

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@Tiesandblackfeathers

      The assistant sat at her desk late one afternoon, flipping through a stack of paperwork. She didn’t have any more appointments that day; there had only been one, much earlier in the morning. In fact, her jaw was still a bit sore from that one… But it was no big deal. If she could just abstain from anymore equine blowjobs for a few days she’d be fine.

      Approaching footsteps were quick to distract her from her thoughts. She looked up just in time to see a man in her doorway, addressing him with her usual cheery smile. “Welcome to Aperture Science Innovators. Are you here to sign up for testing?”

[fuchsiamae]

Caveline and Sexual Dynamics

Long, pointless ramble about Cave and Caroline and their feelings on D/s play. Under a cut out of mercy for your dashes. 

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