YOU'RE NOT TAKIN' THIS.

The Man. (just an rp blog)

[asskickingxlass]

@theflairqueen Yer really gorgeous, y’know that?

[theflairqueen]

…What did you do?

[asskickingxlass]

Now I’m offended. Can’t I compliment my girl without having done something wrong?

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

It makes my head hurt to look at, though. 

Good. I try.

[asskickingxlass]

They’re sorta onto somethin’ there. I’ll give them that. 

You do good, Squid Boy. 

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

I’m convinced that’s what they’re trying to make her hair look like. Or they’re trying to get them so tight that they somehow form into her brain or some shite. 

I mean, we could throw all four of them and Asuka in there against her. As Whatever it takes to beat her. 

[asskickingxlass]

Nah, nah if there’s anythin’ I’ve learned from watching UFC it’s that the girls tend to like to wear their hair like that. Probably habit. There’s the only thing I’d give to Ronnie willingly.

...I like it. 

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

Nope, I like you versus braids for brains. Put Asuka and the winner of the 4way to face blondie. 

[asskickingxlass]

Braids for brains...why did I not think of that one. That’s golden. 

Oh why do we gotta subject the winner of the four way to face Princess Dope? That’s not fair. They didn’t ask for that they wanted Asuka.

[asskickingxlass]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[musicallychey]

me rn

[asskickingxlass]

YOU BEAT HER TWICE. GO DO IT AGAIN

[asskickingxlass]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

The only way I’m okay with that absolute shite is if that means they give you the RAW title at Mania. 

BUT OKAY, ANGLE.

[asskickingxlass]

Fook that, lad. If that dope gets to hold the Smackdown title, take her outta the match completely and make it me vs Ronnie like it was originally. 

If she gets to take Asuka’s belt, she shouldn’t get the Mania match. Or, give her spot to Asuka. I’d be a’right with that too. 

[asskickingxlass]

What the fuck was that?!

[asskickingxlass]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

[asskickingxlass]

Of course that entitled dope would get herself a title shot. Of course. 

[asskickingxlass]

mellatiings‌:

In the words of my fellow Bostonian: “NEVER GIVE UP.” You might get one on me one day. Who knows? Besides God and everyone we work with…

....have you been hanging out with Cena again? 

I will win. One day. 

I’m the fuckin’ Man. 

[asskickingxlass]

mellatiings‌:

You know the rules, Becks. Only when I’m drunk.

And maybe not even then tbh.

Note to self, buy you more wine. 

Who are we kiddin’? Yer even worse when you’re drunk

[asskickingxlass]

mellatiings‌:

DID YOU??? DID YOU REALLY????

SWEET MOTHER MARY, I’M HEADLININ’ MANIA LET ME WIN ONE VERBAL BATTLE.

[asskickingxlass]

schadcnfrevdex‌:

Ya know, even if ya did rip me last week….

All of ya deserved it and y’know it. Gotta keep tensions high for the tag match

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

Excuse you, rude. I was being nice and quiet and then went and beat the little twerp so there’s that. More than the rest of my team seemed to do last week.

[asskickingxlass]

Rude is my middle name, next to The Man. 

Yeah good luck with that team thing, by the way. 

[asskickingxlass]

schadcnfrevdex‌:

Ya know, even if ya did rip me last week….

All of ya deserved it and y’know it. Gotta keep tensions high for the tag match

[asskickingxlass]

mellatiings‌:

You’re welcome daughter I love you lots don’t forget to clean your room and eat your vegetables.

…dammit Leah, y’ruined my chance to be a sarcastic little shit. 

[musicallychey]

You have GOT to learn how to handle my clapbacks, woman!

[asskickingxlass]

I HAD THIS ONE WON. 

[asskickingxlass]

mellatiings‌:

You’re welcome daughter I love you lots don’t forget to clean your room and eat your vegetables.

...dammit Leah, y’ruined my chance to be a sarcastic little shit. 

[asskickingxlass]

That’s right.

The Man is headlining WrestleMania.

You’re all welcome.

[schadcnfrevdex-blog]

Nah, I’d never. Proud of ya, dude.

[asskickingxlass]

Thank ya, Squid Boy.