coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#extradirty
todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast

roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Today's Document
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@asspills
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus
A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
[x]
Philosophy: Solved
I’ve never laughed so hard
why they do that
love is in the air
your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”
you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”
Dont know who to tell but the University of Waterloo is a terribly inaccessible and hostile environment and being here has been one of the worst experiences of my life, and I've loved every one of my courses and am doing well in them. It's everything else, and it's so bad that it invades and impedes the student experience despite that. Imagine buying a chair and it's got a good sitting experience and you're happy with the chair and all aspects related to the chair, and even with the purchase of it and it's price.. And then there are somehow things, external to the entirety of that chair, that make using that chair something you despise and is ruining your life.
I'm talking about a chair that is a good chair in every aspect, and then the box it's contained in takes 4 months to open and occupies the entirety of your room and can't fit through doors or windows once it is opened, and it decomposes like rotting meat for some reason, and contained a crate of 300 live rats that has to be opened in order to get to the chair, and then the chair is missing two of its legs that need to be ordered separately, but to do that you need to prove that you've successfully opened the box, and then they tell you they only send you the chair legs if you use the box they sent you, including all 300 rats that you had to let loose to open it, and they offer a rat-catching service but only to customers who have already received a chair and the 2 missing legs at least once before, and you can complain but only if you sign a waiver saying you don't wish to complain, but also if you're a person with a disability they shoot you in the face with a loaded gun.
“Who is this?!” (via bri.brownie)
“ooh you got me a new box thank yo-WHAT THE FUCK!?!”
Best game
I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing
Snake Vs Invaders plays like a unique blend of Snake, Space Invaders & Arkanoid, with you using your snake-like body to bounce bullets back at enemies.
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Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack
Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form
Stepan:
This cat just came back from an alternate plane of existence
there’s so much you don’t know
What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair
thanks!