you were my new dream

Kris. The Worst (affectionate). On the Twitter as @KrisIsTheWorst and on AO3 as Always_A_Queen because you can take the girl out of Narnia, but you can't take Narnia out of the girl.

[margindoodles2407]

Listen. I may complain. But I was actually born in the RIGHT era because I love air conditioning and my friends that I met on Tumblr Dot Com

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[mummygirltummy]

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

[judblanc]

apparently the scene with louise wasn't part of rian's outlines and it only happened when he actually started writing jud pov and jud forced him to stop the game and to listen to her and it changed his whole story arc and created the most poignant scene in the movie that you can analyze from like 10 different perspectives. i love when characters start having a mind of their own and jud "it's storytelling" duplenticy always felt like one of them so i am not at all surprised

[cinematicnomad]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025) dir. rian johnson

[garrett-hannah]

Hannah Wells: Garrett Graham's REAL #1 fan 🥰🏒 🥅

[artbytesslyn]

gotta say every ad turning into a repulsive AI image/ video in the past couple years has really solidified my aversion to being advertised to

like before it was just “ugh seeing these ads is annoying”. now it’s “wow proof that you don’t care about your product at all, or even the people that might make an ad for you, OR the public that might buy your product.” What a self-report. not one ounce of effort spared to sell the thing you wanna sell to me, the person forced to look at your stupid ad.

[pillowspace]

It feels like this every time I write a fic

[finndamerons-archive]

[goldensunset]

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Voting ended onAug 12

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[supreme-leader-stoat]

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[tomicscomics]

07/31/2026

Really makes ya think.

___

JOKE-OGRAPHY:

In this Bible story (Matthew 14:13-21), a crowd follows Jesus and listens to Him preach, then it gets late. The disciples ask Jesus to send the people home for dinner, but Jesus tells His disciples to feed them there. The disciples complain that they only have a little bread and fish to share, not enough for the crowd (of 5000 men and an unknown number of women and children). Jesus assures them, and so they share, and by the time everyone's gotten food, they have more bread and fish than they started with. The story speaks to the super-abundance of God's generosity to those who follow Him. By generously sustaining the crowd through hunger with supernaturally-multiplied bread and fish, Jesus points to how His Father sustains His children through all things with something beyond earthly food.

In this cartoon, a man and woman among the crowd discuss Jesus's miracle of multiplying the fish and bread. The man suggests two possibilities for how the multiplication could have been achieved (not an exhaustive list, for sure): first, Jesus might have created more fish and bread from nothing, crafting the food from newborn atoms of His own personal conjuring; or, second, Jesus might have simply teleported EXISTING fish and bread to the people. The teleportation theory is absurd, of course, because it's as fantastical as the creation theory, but just replaces the creation theory's divine power with magical stealing. Nevertheless, the woman imagines the teleportation theory through two scenes where fish and bread are stolen from their natural habitats, leaving those that loved them to cry out in anguish.

The teleportation theory was formally debunked in the Council of Nazareth (8 AD) by Jesus and His neighbors when Jesus accidentally multiplied His vegetables but no other kids on the block were found to have had their portions reduced.

[apolladay]

How old were you when you first had a grandparent die?

I wasn't born yet

less than a year old

1-5 years old

6-10 years old

11-20 years old

over 20 years old

I don't know/it's complicated

results/no grandparents have died yet

Voting ended onAug 5