[humansofnewyork]

“What was the happiest moment of your life?” “I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”

[virgoassbitch]

Mood going into 2018

[mjalti]

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

[sapphicsaturnian]

air signs lmao

[sun-dominant]

How the signs react to drama

Probably the one causing it tbh:

Aquarius, Aries, 

Not in it but get involved anyway (on purpose):

Sagittarius, LEO, Gemini

Not in it but get involved anyway (on accident):

Pisces, Taurus, Virgo

Emotional support for Aquarius or Aries:

CANCER

Watches it unfold:

Scorpio, LIBRA, 

Doesn’t even care honestly:

Capricorn lmao

[aboorayhaana-deactivated2018042]

What is yours will find you.

[craved-deactivated20230908]

Don’t get attached to moments. Good or bad, they all pass.

Skins.  (via alterated)

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

I am not kidding when I tell you I actually just screamed

[thelovejournals]

Someday someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it didn’t work out with someone else.

Unknown (via virgoassbitch)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jehovahhthickness]

Why be envious of people when you can be inspired?

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Okay! So many ppl would rather stay jealous instead of working on their own lives. Jealousy gets you nowhere

[hchocolate]

[astradology]

female zodiac

aries:

argumentative and likes to be right

defensive

tells so many stories

self-confident

passionate

taurus:

BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty

reserved/shy at first

so fun when you get to know them

selfish

shit-talkers

gemini:

really easy to talk to 

likes to talk about themselves

cuties

can be shy or super outgoing

smart

cancer:

SENSITIVE

smiles a lot

has a quiet voice

lowkey crazy

overthinks everything

leo:

really pretty

thinks they’re too good 

so funny

really good sense of style

talks a lot of shit

virgo:

OVERTHINKING

bad at communication

wants everything to be perfect

such good listeners

really good friends

libra:

FLIRTY

loves to be loved

fashionable

cannot make a decision for the life of them

gets walked all over

scorpio:

low key

genuinely really cool

really fucking smart

CRAZY

can be either super clingy or super distant

sagittarius:

CANNOT BE WRONG

thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are

unique

so funny

just wants to be loved

capricorn:

good hygiene

high expectations

super determined 

cold

can be fun when they actually let loose

aquarius:

honest

loves to laugh and mess around

artsy

likes to be alone 

natural beauty

pisces:

emotional wreck

manipulative

pretty

really bad at relationships tbh

so smart

REMINDER:

[asstrologyho]

Plans a year in advance: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

Restricted by planning: Aries, Sagittarius, Leo

Comforted by planning: Taurus, Scorpio, Libra

Last minute plans: Gemini, Aquarius

Forgets plans: Pisces

[asstrologyho]

THE SIGNS AS CHOCOLATES

White chocolate (sweet): Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Milk chocolate (popular): Aries, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

Dark chocolate (bitter): Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius Capricorn

[joshmuratori]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

IIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM

[twitblr]

[yourbigsisnissi]

As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice