“What was the happiest moment of your life?” “I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”
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@asstrologyho
“What was the happiest moment of your life?” “I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”
Mood going into 2018
tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”
air signs lmao
How the signs react to drama
Probably the one causing it tbh:
Aquarius, Aries,
Not in it but get involved anyway (on purpose):
Sagittarius, LEO, Gemini
Not in it but get involved anyway (on accident):
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo
Emotional support for Aquarius or Aries:
CANCER
Watches it unfold:
Scorpio, LIBRA,
Doesn’t even care honestly:
Capricorn lmao
What is yours will find you.
Don’t get attached to moments. Good or bad, they all pass.
Skins. (via alterated)
I am not kidding when I tell you I actually just screamed
Someday someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it didn’t work out with someone else.
Unknown (via virgoassbitch)
Why be envious of people when you can be inspired?
Okay! So many ppl would rather stay jealous instead of working on their own lives. Jealousy gets you nowhere
female zodiac
aries:
argumentative and likes to be right
defensive
tells so many stories
self-confident
passionate
taurus:
BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty
reserved/shy at first
so fun when you get to know them
selfish
shit-talkers
gemini:
really easy to talk to
likes to talk about themselves
cuties
can be shy or super outgoing
smart
cancer:
SENSITIVE
smiles a lot
has a quiet voice
lowkey crazy
overthinks everything
leo:
really pretty
thinks they’re too good
so funny
really good sense of style
talks a lot of shit
virgo:
OVERTHINKING
bad at communication
wants everything to be perfect
such good listeners
really good friends
libra:
FLIRTY
loves to be loved
fashionable
cannot make a decision for the life of them
gets walked all over
scorpio:
low key
genuinely really cool
really fucking smart
CRAZY
can be either super clingy or super distant
sagittarius:
CANNOT BE WRONG
thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are
unique
so funny
just wants to be loved
capricorn:
good hygiene
high expectations
super determined
cold
can be fun when they actually let loose
aquarius:
honest
loves to laugh and mess around
artsy
likes to be alone
natural beauty
pisces:
emotional wreck
manipulative
pretty
really bad at relationships tbh
so smart
REMINDER:
Plans a year in advance: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
Restricted by planning: Aries, Sagittarius, Leo
Comforted by planning: Taurus, Scorpio, Libra
Last minute plans: Gemini, Aquarius
Forgets plans: Pisces
THE SIGNS AS CHOCOLATES
White chocolate (sweet): Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Milk chocolate (popular): Aries, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius
Dark chocolate (bitter): Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius Capricorn
IIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM
As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice