stacey with the cat hair

@astacecase

YOU'RE STRESSING MEOWT! Stacey Evans. 31. Chi-Town. Cat lady spinster with a premium netflix account. Voice to many, but most famously Disney/Pixars Invicible Jane.

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livandletlive:

No, of course not! Your cats wouldn’t be too happy with you if you took the box from them, I bet.

Oh, Josephine loves a visitor! Will you be near the English countryside any time soon?

Ha! No, they would not. They’d call the humane society on me, and then piddle on my pillow like ladies.

Well, I am due for a vacation, and the locals do seem friendly in your parts. But, um, yeah -- I do actually have some press type stuff on your side of the Atlantic. I mean, if a visit from a crazy blonde animal enthusiast is something your farm can handle.

#dash: os #// she's like 'OH NO SHE'S A DORK' -crush intensifies-

livandletlive:

Congratulations, Stacey! Josephine is very proud of you.

(I never forget an offer to share animal pics!)

Hey, I meant it. I’m a cat lady at heart, but I am open to all animals. I never want to put myself in a box, you know?

And I’m sorry to leave her hanging. A sweet girl with a face like that should not be ignored. Seriously, she should be a motivational bleater.

So like... now you’ve got me wondering, is there a way I could like... make it up to her? Maybe thank Josephine in person?

#dash: os #//she's so smooth. pls forgive her.

That feel when your first Voice Acting for Improvisers class at Second City sells out in the first 24 hrs. 2017, you alright.

morales-law:

My glass was large, but not ridiculously so. I doubt there is anything comedic about it. So you don’t drink wine? That’s too bad. Is it only wine, or is it alcohol in general that you prefer to abstain from? The people are interesting. That’s all I’ve gathered so far. I don’t think I’ve had a conversation about the comedic size of a glasses prior to this one, so it’s already filled with first.

That’s unfortunate. If it’s all the same, I’m still going to keep that mental image. I’m not a big drinker. Never really been my thing. I don’t have much of a filter when I’m sober, so I guess I don’t really see the appeal. Filling First -- that should totes be the new 6D motto.

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

thesanlo:

At least I’d go down in history. Future doctors would be learning about me in med school. That’s almost worth having a wonky eye for the rest of my life.

Is there a lesbian cult leader out there? Is she trying to recruit an army of lesbians or is she just a cult leader who happens to be a lesbian? What movement? What do we do? Are we drinking Kool Aid?

Fame at any cost -- I dig it.

No -- I am the lesbian cult leader. Or rather, the lesbian being mistaken for one. We do drink Kool Aid. Only the purple kind. And then we adopt cats. It’s very exciting. Santana, will accept the Uhaul into your life?

chasingvargas:

It’s been close to a week and a half since I’ve been back to work and I’d never thought I’d say I miss being back home, gotta be the tembleque and tostones, no shade to all the great food I get back home. If anyone needs me after work, I’ll be in the market haggling for some plantains.

Don’t meet a lot of hagglers on this site. You any good?

6D Asks❄️

6dprompts:

Happy National Kiss A Ginger Day! Have you ever kissed a redhead? Who’s the sexiest redhead you can think of?

Gillian Anderson -- Queen of the lesbians (and my heart) -- back in her X-Files days. I have not kissed her, outside of my dreams, but it is my belief it would be earth shattering.

Gill, if you’re on here, PM me.

morales-law:

Since I was left with the most incompetent associated our firm has ever hired today, I decided I deserved a very large glass of wine and a moment to finally take a look around this place, so to speak .

I am of the belief that wine should only ever be drunk from comedically large glasses, and by other people. What does your wined up self think of this place, so to speak?

valentinaventuri:

Hello from Down Under! It is currently 3PM on Saturday afternoon, and my goodness, it’s absolutely spectacular here.

We’ve taken in the sights around the city and the harbor. Done a little bit of shopping. Sampled some of the local cuisine (vegemite is…not my cup of tea, but Tim Tams are delicious), and we’ll be heading to the koala sanctuary on Sunday. In the meantime, Dara has taken to spontaneously channeling her inner kangaroo, and hopping in excitement at nearly every turn. Seeing her so happy and smiling this much has made this journey so worth it.

CRIKEY! Keep away from the Dingos and put some shrimp on your barbie!

That all sounds AMAZE. Pictures, please! If I’m not actually ever presented with the opportunity see a real koala in life with my person, I’d at least like to see one next to the face of someone I’ve talked to on the internet.

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

thesanlo:

I feel the need to warn you that I roll my eyes at least once a day. If it was possible to dislocate your eyes, pretty sure I would’ve done it by now.

If it works out for you, let me know. I may consider doing it with lovers. A little customer satisfaction, if you feel me.

Sounds to me like you are flirting with disaster, my friend. Hate to see you become the first known case of dislocated eyes from rolling without caution.

Will do. So far the response has been mixed. I think people may have mistaken me for a lesbian cult leader looking for recruits.

Would you like to join my movement?

thelovelesslesbian

(x)

#careful! your face will stay like that

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

thesanlo:

I’d hope I wouldn’t have to tell you this, but I’m not actually Cupid. More like a crazy lady who lives in a trailer somewhere, with piles of crap she swears are going to be worth millions one day.

Jesus, I didn’t know it was so offensive. I thought she was pretty cool. Excuse me.

Maybe you should start handing out cards asking how you can improve.

I did assume you were the latter, but to be honest I liked the bit, and so I ran with it. And she is cool, we’ve known each other for a bit. Again, just pulling your leg.

I feel like I should warn you at this point that the majority of what I say is in jest. And the rest is probably just set up for a later joke. I’m not as serious as your eye roll gives me credit for.

Maybe I should! New Year’s resolution, amirite?!

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

puckerforward:

Fetus Sarah was pretty cool. She wore her sunglasses at night, so she could, so she could… whatever the other lyrics are. I’m about that Thug Jew Lyfe, so rep’ing is the only option. I’ve always been a little fearless, sometimes stupidly so. I’ve broken nearly every bone in my body doing something a little reckless. I broke my tailbone jumping out of a plane, because I landed wrong, that’s like the worst bone to break btw, so don’t do that. Comedy gigs? Do you have tours or just local stuff? I told a joke to my friend that I heard at a comedy show but then I was afraid I’d get sued so I wrote them a letter but I’m not sure he got it. I’d come see you and your peeps busting some guts, contribute to that non bill paying passtime

Cool indeed. Too cool. Way too cool for adult Stacey. I’ve got terrible night vision, so sunglasses at night are out of the question. Too risky. My cats depend on me and my opposable thumbs to open up their kitty nibbles. And I will take you on your word there. I sprained my ankle once mid-sketch and that was a near enough to death experience to teach me I am not a dare devil. Yeah, we book different places, but we generally stick to the Chicago area -- some of my buds have actual day jobs and responsibilities.

I think you’re probably good. Most comedians I’ve met don’t care so long as you don’t use their material in your own sets. And even then, you’d probably just end up the butt of a joke in their next show.

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

thatannoyingecho:

Dude, I’m trying my best here. I could be pointing a gun at my screen right now or at your contact in my phone for all you know. As for your doorstep… I would have to cross my doorstep in order to appear at yours and that’s not happening any time soon. Plus, it’s been like two months since we last saw each other at NYCC.

True, true -- sorry, man, my bad. I see now I’ve totally overestimated you. If you do decide to shoot my face on your computer screen, promise you’ll make it a good one. Has it really been two months? Time flies when you’re avoiding human contact to appease your needy cat babies. How’ve you been?

6D Asks❄️

6dprompts:

Post a picture of what you’re wearing right now, or what you wore today.

6d, can you handle this?!

#i don't think you can handle this #6dasks

6D I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

dkleined:

No I didn’t mean that they ignore me completely, just my general weirdness tends to be ignored. And sometimes cut out of interviews, but that’s all! Not actually being humble, just honest!

I mean, I think teal could be their color if it’s a bright enough shade!

Oh, well, being Captain Weirdo myself I can’t say I’ve noticed your general weirdness enough to ignore it. But I’m sorry you feel that way. It’s tough out there for women. You can be pretty or funny -- there is no and.

It’s a bit. I was doing a bit. You gave me a pun, and I went with it. But Selina would def claw your face if you tealed -- or any other colored -- her, tbqh. she’s barely friendly as is, I don’t suspect a bad dye job would change that.

top five 6d members?

Bea and Frannie are the obvious favourites, and then Cody, Valentina, and Stacey the Animal Person.

YAAAAAS, I made the list. The Animal Person. This is it. I’ve arrived.

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