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Omg they gave Belphie cake
Me: Alright, Lucifer… This is your last chance to make your case to MC before the wedding. So, tell all the readers at home, why should they pick you over the rest of your brothers?
Lucifer: Put simply, they are not a fool. And I know that intimately. Their heart belonged to me the moment they embarked on this journey with us, and my heart to them. That should be reason enough to make the bond we share immortal.
Me: Eloquent!
Belphie: Pompous.
Satan: Trite.
Me: Hey, no heckling!
*finally finishes research paper, drained and exhausted*
Me: Guess I'll check to see if the new app has a release date yet... like I did yesterday. And the day before. And the day before. And-
I could cry. But I need the water, so I won't.
Plot twist of the century.
Levi is a fucking author now?? I would have thought he became a streamer! What did he write?!?
Are you still alive? And If you are, what do you think about the Obey Me V3 announcement? 😭😭
Actually not dead, just burnt out beyond belief and taking care of myself for once (read as: be less chronically online, Jazzy lol)
And legit so excited for OM V3. Can hardly wait kind of excited, hell bursting at the seams kind of excited!! I love lifestyle tracker type things so this sounds like a dream come true to me.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I am okay.
I'm sorry if this most recent post worried you... 😅 I didn't mean it to seem like I'm in some kind of crisis. I'm... taking the (sorta kinda) end of the game (or at least it's updates) harder than I care to admit for a number of outside factors. But I. Am. Okay.
I will post a small personal update tomorrow when I'm more ready to be online. But I really, really wanted to post something to mark today just for myself. To prove I could do it. And I did. So I'm happy. 😊
Thank you for your concern ❤
Curtain Call:
Asmodeus: All good things have to come to an end, hun… It's alright if you want to cry!
Beelzebub: Because sadness isn’t something you should swallow on its own.
Belphegor: It can get so hard to move on from the past… but it’s worth it in the end.
Simeon: You may have found us first in darkness, but you chose use us to bring back the light.
Diavolo: And we've been honored to inspire such joy…
Luke: J-just know if you ever need us, we're not too far away!
Solomon: Because the memories we've made together will stay with you always…
Barbatos: And should you choose to relive them, we'll be right by your side.
Satan: We've always been just as much a part of you as you’ve been to all of us...
Leviathan: So remember, you NEVER have to let go of your favs!
Mammon: And I better not hear you blabberin’ on about goodbyes!!
Lucifer: My dear… from my brothers, friends, and I… Thank you deeply for bringing us so much light.
Well. I come to check back in on the game for my birthday rewards (Happy Birthday to you too, Luci) and I get treated to A WHOLE ASS FEAST-
What. The. FUCK.
Casual Theology:
MC: *has been staring quietly as the back of Simeon's head as he writes for the past hour*
Solomon: *mildly concerned* Uhm, MC...? Is everything alright?
MC: Hm? Oh, yeah. Just thinking...
Solomon: About...?
MC: *turns to him seriously* Could you still get into heaven if you're only trying because you're horny?
Solomon: 😐
MC: ... Yeah, didn't think so either.
MC: *sighs and starts staring at Simeon again*
Misunderstandings:
*Mammon and Asmo want to go out to The Fall and they decide to bring MC and Satan along with. The festivities seem to be going well at first, until Asmo spies MC sitting at the bar, patting the back of a slumped over Satan. Confused, he goes to investigate*
Asmo: Uhm MC, hun? Is everything alright...?
*Satan appears to be crying with his cheek against the bar and MC looks... completely done with this situation*
MC: No. Satan's upset.
Asmo: What?? Why, what happened?!
MC: *groans a bit, rubbing their temples* A demon came by and asked for my number, but I told him that I have a boyfriend...
Asmo: *blinks* Eh-?
Satan: *sniffles pathetically* I-I never even-*hic*-hadda chance...
Asmo: *purses his lips HARD to stiffle some laughter* O-oh, I see. But aren't you two...?
MC: Yes. He won't hear it!
Satan: *finally raises his head up dramatically* W-ell who iz it, then?? Who'z the dirtbag you're dating!?
MC: *looks so over his shit* Oh, he's really handsome, actually! Let me show you a picture!
*they pull out their phone and start tapping at it while Satan leans in to try and see what they’re doing. After a few seconds, they turn their phone to face him and show... their camera on the selfie lens, now pointed directly at him*
MC: It's you, dumbass! We've been dating for over a year!!
*Satan stares back at himself in their camera screen dumbly, before snatching it out of their hand and glaring down at his image with the heat of a thousand Hells*
Satan: Oi! Lizten 'ere scumbag!! H-hey! *hic* I'm talkin' right now!! STOP INTERRUPTIN' ME!!!
*Asmo starts laughing his ass off now, pulling out his own phone to start recording the debacle while MC hides their in embarrassment*
MC: We are never going drinking again...
Sick Days:
*MC is in the Croytus Hall kitchen, trying their damnedest to keep from coughing their lungs out while carefully monitoring a pot of simmering soup. They hear the footfalls of their housemate, Solomon, as he comes up behind them*
Solomon: Oh MC~! I have everything ready. Thankfully, the Devildom still has TV these days, even if the shows are out of d-... da-....
*a hankerchief flies out of his pocket and quickly covers his nose*
Solomon: ACHOO!!
*the hankerchief does its thing before flying off behind him to go put itself in the laundry, swapping places with a fresh one that finds its way back to his pocket once again*
MC: *keeps their back to him* Bless you.
*Solomon comes up and slings his arms over their shoulders, leaning against them like he's a sagging backpack. His head rests alongside theirs*
Solomon: Is it still cooking?
*he reaches out to lift the lid on the pot but MC, already knowing better, swiftly smacks his mit back down*
MC: Don't touch.
Solomon: Oh! Right, I'm sorry. Forgot the rules for a second. I'm sure it smells good... not that either of us would know.
*he contently sways their bodies from side-to-side while MC clears their throat, grumbling dryily*
Solomon: MC- *takes a knee*
MC: Oh my God
Solomon: -will you marry me? *pulls out ring box*
MC: What?
MC: Didn't I poison you?? Gak! *falls to their knees instead*
Solomon: I switched our cups. *opens the box to show a small vial of powder*
Solomon: Say yes for the antidote!
MC: God I hate you so much-
So. As something of a connoisseur of depictions of the 7 Deadly Sins in media, I was just mulling over FMAB and thought, “I don’t know if anyone as crossed this over with OM before, but that would actually be kinda fire though.”
Like, imagine each of the brothers with the destructive powers of their respective Homunculi.
~♡♡♡~
Lucifer coming off as the most normal at first, until MC catches how his shadow bends and curves to avoid harsh light. They swear they sometimes hear him chuckling in the dark corners of the House, but they never actually find him anything there when they check. Red eyes reveal themselves in unlit rooms and follow them through the halls, all the while they keep wondering how he always seems to know where they are whenever he's away…
Mammon hardening his skin to be tougher than diamond, then using it to reinforce his claws and smoothly cut a perfect circle into glass display case. Him letting himself get punched when things don’t matter, but instantly hardening his cheek to break the assailant's hand whenever he starts getting serious. Or literally using his body to protect MC from harm as their first man and loyal shield.
Leviathan having a MASSIVE aquatic beast form that he shoves into a normal sized body, making him feel even more distant to others. Using transformations to regularly make himself look like his favorite anime characters/idols since he can’t stand the thought of looking at his true form. Yet, he still has that conservation of mass going, so he can simultaneously look like a 12 year-old girl and kick a car down the street like a soccerball.
guys he's so silly
More Culinary Wizard MC Shenanigans:
*against all better judgment, someone invited Solomon to dinner and he managed to sneak his way into the kitchen with MC by distracting Mammon (the guard) with loose change. After the main meal has been plated and the brothers have taken their seats, he comes out carrying a tray of mini-sandwiches with a big ol'smile on his face*
Solomon, the human who ruins any dish he touches: Hold on, everyone! I made appetizers!
The Brothers: 😨
MC, the human who can make anything taste wonderful: I helped!
The Brothers: .....
Mammon: Family Meeting!!
*the brothers get up and huddle together in the corner, whispering*
Belphie: I'm not eating that.
Beel: But MC helped this time...
Lucifer: It could be edible.
Levi: They haven't made a bad meal, yet...
Satan: But is it worth the risk?
Mammon: How do we even tell'em if we don't wanna eat it?
Asmo: What if it makes them mad and they stop cooking for us all together...???
Brothers: .....
*after coming to a consensus to not upset MC by hurting Solomon's feelings, they go back to their seats where Solomon has already put one of his sandwiches on their plates*
Solomon: Go on, don't be shy!
*the brothers all eye each other and pick up the sandwiches in unison. A silent stare down occurs with no one wanting to go first until Mammon finally snaps and takes a bite. The others gasp and the room is silent*
Mammon: *looks straight ahead, frozen*
Levi: M-Mammon...?
Mammon: *does an experimental chew, then a couple more*
Asmo: What’s going on? Is it bad??
Mammon: *swallows... and takes a second bite, earning another collective gasp*
Lucifer: Mammon, say something!!
Mammon: It's... *feels tears welling up in his eyes*
Mammon: ... okay.
*the brothers stare down at their own sandwiches and each take their own bites. It is a perfectly average sandwich, mediocre even. Nothing special about aside from one thing: it's edible*
*cue seven grown demons finishing their plates while barely holding back tears of relief*
MC: See, Solomon? They love it!!
Solomon: *extremely proud of himself, probably marking this day on his calendar later*
Solomon: This must be my best recipe yet! 😁
This "recipe" is PB&J.
I have long wanted to write a headcanon where high demons have lesser forms, so take a walk with me on this:
Imagine that the brothers are fighting with each other and one of them takes a serious hit, like, somebody's left hook got them right in the jaw and it was brutal. They fall to the ground, stone cold, and... just. Poof into a tiny little critter. Like a verison of their familiar. And they can't retake human form until they've rested and healed their wounds.
I'm doing that.
Lucifer becomes this fat-ass, little peacock. He's like one of those rotund Chocobo from the Final Fantasy universe, you just want to pick him up and squeeze him but he's slightly too heavy for that. His feathers are black, save for the tail which have black, red, blue, and green markings. If something makes him "Poof!" then he'll hide away in the Castle because he refuses to let his brothers ever see him in that state. MC can visit him, though, and he'll coo and get all fluffy whenever they pet his tummy.