Asta_Workboy

Not really sure how to write Bio's I'll probably post here if something interesting happens I mostly post on my Letterboxd Letterboxd🟠🟢🔵 Instagram 📸

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Work doodles, not sure why drugs were on my mind, but they were.

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I currently have 9 empty cans of cream soda on my bedside table. I can't tell whether or not I have an addiction or just a bad habit of putting the cans there.

Guess we'll never know

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I hate rendering and coloring. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

My colorblind ass sucks at making a color pallete and it makes me not even want to finish the fking drawing.

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Workday doodles. Didn't do much since I was pleasantly busy and not bored (yippee)

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Working on a full thing rn. Sketching is going okay and hopefully continues to.

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Ordering Popcorn PSA

If you come to concessions and you have a specific way you like your popcorn prepared, we in all likelihood would do what you want.

If you asked us to pour the blood of a first-born lamb over your popcorn, we would ask,"Where's the lamb, and would you want butter on that?"

And if you are going to buy popcorn, just buy the large tub, please. Packing anything into the bags we have is the most annoying thing to do.

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In response to recent controversy:

I do, in fact, breathe. I didn't think I would have to clarify this, but in light of recent events, it would seem that it has become a misconception. I am also NOT a vampire.

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Sketches while watching Television today.

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PSA to Theatre Attenders

As employees at the Theatre we could care less if you sneak snacks in, just don't make a functional 3 car pile-up in the aisle with literally 4 uneaten Pizzas and a mound of cookies.

Toy Story 5 is the bane of my existence rn

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You know you're Co-Workers are chill if you both do Scooby Doo and Shaggy impressions and also making goose noises for 30 minutes straight, all with a straight face and helping customers.

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POV me in the middle of the night right now:

Brain: Are we a bad person?

Me: Man, if you don't shut up, we're going upstairs and making a sandwich.

Brain: You're still not gonna feel better afterward.

Me: Goddammit, you're right.

Me: Waits 10 minutes in the dark and way too warm silence...

Brain: Remember "The Big Lebowski"? That was a good movie. You should make a movie! Here's nonstop ideas that you'll forget by morning and have more self-loathing be stemmed from this event.

Me: I hate sitting around at night.

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What flavor of chip are you?

Like an oddly specific random flavor that would happen for a movie release, like spiderman pop tarts

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Are you a femboy

I dunno, I'm bad at judging myself