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icemiracle:
“All that I’m saying is that you look weird like this, fashionista.” Not that Suriel wasn’t used to the stares like this himself, whenever he chose to wear a short-sleeved shirt in the middle of the winter. “I swear I’ve only seen people dressing like you on that suspicious carnival I once went to. A quite scary gathering that was.”
“weird? y’know i left my house thinking that i looked as stunning as the stars in the sky.” he gave the cape one last look, saying goodbye with his eyes rather than his mouth. in one swift motion he rips the cape off him, dropping it on the ground. “is that better? or do i still look like a suspicious carnival performer? -- careful with your answer.”
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oldchevyimpala79:
“You don’t need to tell me twice, dude. And if you share my obsession with pie, you’re always welcome. Buy me twinkies and I’m your man tonight. Oh wait, sounds gay, right? Don’t answer that” Dean chuckled, shaking hands with him. “Better buy everything cooked because I’m not a great cook and I’m sure I’m gonna burn your place easily. I don’t have cooking skills and I don’t really want to learn. Damn it, I need to buy one of those korean tables with a huge grill on the middle” mumbled. “I’m a genius”
“You’re my man tonight?” Now he’s got Christian laughing, maybe a little too hard. He waits until his laughter melts down to continue his dialogue. “Hey, it’s only gay if balls touch. Or just add no homo at the end of that and you’re good.” Returns the handshake, making sure his is nice and firm, just the way his dad taught him. “No worries, we can do that. Maybe we can buy a few boxes of pizza. I do all of the cooking since my girlfriend can’t cook for sh*t. Hah. -- Those grills are expensive aren’t they?”
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LOADING… @asteiios​, YOU’RE UP! ( x )
The corners of her mouth turned up into a smile, reaching out for one of the pieces that had fallen out. âťť You get an A for effort but what made you decide to even build a bird house? âťž Â Hayden scanned around the table for any signs of the box the materials could have come in or the manual, âťť Were there no instructions? âťž Â
he tosses the stick back with the rest of its fallen brothers and sisters. may the house rest in pieces. “i don’t know, i was bored. thought it’d be a cool hobby to pick up. you know, harness my inner bob the builder. then maybe once i got that down, i’d build a chair.” he too, looks around the table, also below it. “huh, actually i think i threw it away. oops. well at least we have some wood to play jenga.”
reibels:
he’s just too cute!! her heart is going to leap out of her chest at this point. he’s definitely adorable. though unfortunately, one simple kiss on the cheek isn’t going to be enough for her. snaking her arms around his frame, she embraces him tightly in return, pressing her lips softly onto his. suddenly after she butts into him with all of her strength, making sure to weigh him down into the sand underneath. “rei-bear thinks you’re cute too. especially when you’re covered with sand.” she whispered into his ear, in the most monotonous tone possible in an attempt to impersonate her all-time favorite character (ice bear). she’s an embarrassing dweeb.
they’ve shared plenty of kisses before, so much he’s lost count. but no matter how many times they’ve kiss previously, each new one never loses it’s luster. a little late but his other arm wraps around her as well, now properly hugging her. he returns the kiss, melting into her lips. he can feel himself weakening, the power of her kiss almost too overwhelming for him. that’s the kind of power she has over him and that’s the way he likes it. okay, maybe he’s getting a little too weak. were her kisses always this strong? then, the next thing he knows he’s on the ground, his entire backside collecting numerous amounts of sand. “what the...” after hearing her impression, a laugh bubbles out of his lips. he finds her so cute. so very cute and dorky that he couldn’t resist kissing her once more. “ice bear thinks you’re beary abearable. gross, oh god. that was a bad pun, excuse it.”
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she laughs, shaking her head. “I’m joking, but seems like you did something.. and now I need to know what it is.”
the shape of his eyes enlarged, just slightly as he wasn’t expecting an answer like that. “what! really? like really, really? hm.. do i look like a shifty individual to you? like i’m some kind of ... swiper the fox type of dude?”
↪ @jvpters relocated from here.
children were annoying. well, most. maybe about ninety percent of them are, maybe more. it’s never going to be less. looking back into his past, he considered himself to be the most irking one of all. however, a friend in need is a friend in need. xiao was lucky he had absolutely nothing to do that day. his girlfriend decided to ditch him to watch some super cheesy and lame weeaboo movie.Â
still, he had a strict schedule of doing nothing but binging netflix shows. he had a ton of walking dead to catch up on. a ton. so, maybe, she deserved what came to her. no, she didn’t. christian was just looking for a justifiable reason as to why he scribbled all over her face.Â
“no, no, it was all him! honest! he gave me the pen right when you were waking up.” it’s amazing how he thinks he can convince her it was the munchkin to his right that vandalized her face.
“wow, um, do you need a wet paper towel or are you good? cause if you ask me, you look really bad ass right now.” he coughs in order suppress a laugh that almost ran out of his lips.Â
By @allieoets
points at. "I know what you did last summer"
play it cool, christian. “water – what are you talking about?”
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                         FOLLOW。REBLOG。LIKE。
reibels:
the corners of her lips upturn in amusement; finding her boyfriend’s sourpuss reaction irresistibly cute. “ cmon, you know i was just kidding! ” she blurts, before finding herself lost in a small fit of laughter. once she’s calmed, she reaches to take his phone into her own hands, angling it downwards so that it could get a perfect view of her face (and also her boobs) … snap! she beams brightly into the camera. nodding satisfyingly at the result, she pushes the phone back into his hands, positive that he’ll enjoy her little gift for him. if not, she would have to beat him up.
with his phone now back in his possession, it’s time to check out the picture she snapped. he’s dying to see it. he lifts the phone up a little higher to his eyes, acquiring a better view of the screen. and wow, is she beautiful. looks like he just scored a new wallpaper. he spends the next few seconds admiring her face on the screen ( only her face though, because her boobs are too small to notice ). until a thought struck him -- the real thing is right next to you dumb ass. he tucks his phone into his pocket as he shoots her a smile. “as always, you’re really cute.” he leans in, his arm moving in with him to wrap itself around her waist before planting a kiss against her cheek.Â
↪ @cloudneuf relocated from here.
he was thirsty, thirsty enough to drink an entire dirty fucking ocean. he’d been eyeing her cup for a while, did she notice? seems like it. it wasn’t like he was very discreet about it. “um.” he hesitates but ends up taking the drink off her hands. “yeah, thanks! even if you were sick, i probably would have taken some anyway but with your approval first, of course.”Â
his face dips down, lips capturing the straw and vacuuming some of its contents. during mid drink, his gaze flips over to her and god, that was a mistake. her silly action was funny enough to evoke a laugh out of him, as well as a milky brown waterfall. “... damn it.”
" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "
— “ ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, if you insist. here i go. ” she inhales deeply, preparing her heart for what she’s about to do next. cautiously, rei reaches out to cup the underarms of the girl, giving them both a generous (albiet awkward) squeeze. and holy sh*t… they’re smooth. the smoothest armpits she could have ever dreamt of. so smooth, she wanted to dance on them. she wanted to slip on them. she wanted those armpits. her jaw drops, leaning in close to the girl’s face, whispering softly. “ what’s your secret… ”
↪ @reibels​ relocated from here.
“oh. oh. okay. so we’re being like this, huh?” using his legs, he rises from the ground, now leveled with her in height ( although he’s a few feet taller ). he pulls out his phone, opening the camera app and making sure that the camera is set to the front view. he moves it over to her line of sight so she could get a good view of her face. “there you go, an actual big dick.”
I’M A VERY BAD INFLUENCE. RULES: Mark the ones you’ve done. Use your result as your post title. Please, repost and don’t reblog!
TAGGED BY: @mccnrver TAGGING: @reibels , @kazeniji , @jvpters , @cloudneuf , @kittychaos , @chxeng , @oldchevyimpala79 , @slutlatte , @ijunmo . if anyone else wants to do it, GO FOR IT!
[ x ] smoked [ x ] consumed alcohol [ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex [ Â ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex [ Â ] kissed someone of the same sex [ x ] had sex [ x ] had someone in your room other than family [ x ] watched porn [ Â ] bought porn [ Â ] tried drugs
TOTAL: 6/10
[ x ] taken painkillers [  ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [ x ] lied to your parents [ x ] lied to a friend [ x ] snuck out of the house [  ] done something illegal [ x ] felt hurt [ x ] hurt someone [ x ] wished someone to die [  ] seen someone die
TOTAL: 7/10
[ x ] missed curfew [ x ] stayed out all night [ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [ ] been to a therapist [ x ] received a ticket [ Â ] been to rehab [ x ] dyed your hair [ x ] been in an accident [ Â ] been to a club [ x ] been to a bar
TOTAL: 6/10
[ Â ] been to a wild party [ Â ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [ x ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [ Â ] had a spring break in Florida [ Â ] sniffed anything [ Â ] wore black nail polish [ Â ] wore arm bands [ x ] wore t-shirts with band names [ x ] listened to rap
TOTAL: 3/9
[ Â ] dressed gothic [ Â ] dressed girly [ Â ] dressed punk [ Â ] dressed grunge [ x ] stole something [ Â ] been too drunk to remember anything [ Â ] blacked out [ Â ] fainted [ Â ] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL: 1/9
[ x ] had a crush on a friend [ x ] been to a concert [  ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [  ] been called a slut [ x ] called someone a slut. [  ] installed speakers in a car [  ] broken a mirror [  ] showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house [  ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush
TOTAL: 3/9
[ Â ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper? [ x ] seen an R-rated movie [ x ] cruised the mall [ x ] skipped school [ Â ] had surgery [ x ] had an injury [ Â ] gone to court [ x ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [ x ] caught something on fire. [ Â ] lied about your age
TOTAL: 6/10
[ x ] owned/rented an apartment/house [  ] broke the law in the police’s presence [  ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [  ] got in trouble with the police [ x ] talked to a stranger [  ] hugged a stranger [  ] kissed a stranger [ x ] rode in the car with a stranger [  ] been harassed [  ] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 3/10
[ x ] met face-to-face with someone you met online [ x ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [ x ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [ x ] watched TV for 5 hours straight [ x ] been to a fair [ x ] been called a bad influence [ x ] drank and drove [ x ] prank-called someone [ x ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex [ x ] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 10/10
GRAND TOTAL: 43
If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average]
If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]