no ur honor you just dont get it

guys im so normal about my ocs i SWEAR

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

Pinned Post! (01/07/2025)

hahaha…… It’s been a while…… I’m finally updating this now. This is a hub blog that serves as a home base for my Pokemon IRL.

Anyway—

General things to know about my blogs!

I am an adult, but NSFW is not allowed on any of my blogs. If you have to question whether or not it’s allowed it probably isn’t!

Sentient Pokemon, eeby deebys, slow eeby deebys, chosens, legendaries, etc. are all welcome to interact!

Unless explicitly stated in the pinned post, the following applies to all my blogs: Pelipper Mail is ON. Pelipper Malice, Musharna Mail/Malice, and Magic Anons are OFF.

Under the cut, I have descriptions of each of my PKMN IRL blogs!

@aspens-dragons (Currently Inactive -> #in-da-crater and #aspens-dragons)

A student at Naranja-Uva academy dealing with various occurences. Damn. Free him ig. Currently inactive.

@bitter-malarice (Active -> #bitter-malarice)

The current champion of her universe’s Blueberry Academy. A somewhat normal girl with old rumors and older ghosts following her. Active.

This section is barren tbh. There used to be way more blogs here that i have since privated since I wasn’t using them at all. That may change of course, but at the moment I do not see myself returning to them.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

WHAT in the WORLD is an eeby deeby in a rotomblr context google is telling me NOTHING

There's probably somebody better to answer this question but an eeby deeby is just somebody who used to be human and turned into a Pokemon.

Sleebies are 'slow eebies' or somebody who goes through a gradual process of becoming a Pokemon. Which I think implies that a regular eeby deeby sort of just woke up like that? I'm not 100% sure on that front but I hope this helps

[blazingvictory]

Do you have any pictures of your Pokémon?

Yea

Her ball.

[aspens-dragons]

Oh huh, we thought you had died.

nah i was just busy w school and kinda ended up in gacha game hell for a couple months lol. there's also the general like work and summer classes and cyclie racing stuff i got going on

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

yeah i got really into genshin impact for the past two months sorry guys

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

Pinned Post! (01/07/2025)

hahaha…… It’s been a while…… I’m finally updating this now. This is a hub blog that serves as a home base for my Pokemon IRL.

Anyway—

General things to know about my blogs!

I am an adult, but NSFW is not allowed on any of my blogs. If you have to question whether or not it’s allowed it probably isn’t!

Sentient Pokemon, eeby deebys, slow eeby deebys, chosens, legendaries, etc. are all welcome to interact!

Unless explicitly stated in the pinned post, the following applies to all my blogs: Pelipper Mail is ON. Pelipper Malice, Musharna Mail/Malice, and Magic Anons are OFF.

Under the cut, I have descriptions of each of my PKMN IRL blogs!

@aspens-dragons (Currently Inactive -> #in-da-crater and #aspens-dragons)

A student at Naranja-Uva academy dealing with various occurences. Damn. Free him ig. Currently inactive.

@bitter-malarice (Active -> #bitter-malarice)

The current champion of her universe’s Blueberry Academy. A somewhat normal girl with old rumors and older ghosts following her. Active.

This section is barren tbh. There used to be way more blogs here that i have since privated since I wasn’t using them at all. That may change of course, but at the moment I do not see myself returning to them.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

holy fuck i finally updated this shit

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

btw this likely wont ever be relevant to what we do w the main redux guys but within the redux verse the current bba champions name is malaria

[snap-dex]

this is real btw.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

you say this as though i would lie about malaria

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

and all the bba verse :)

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

sand

[snap-dex]

hi no guarantees on anything but redux (as well as just all my pkmn irl blogs) might be like. abandoned. at least for a while.

i straight up cannot rp until tumblr support decides to help me out (i dont have access to my askbox, dont show up on tags, and even if i can rb things i dont show up in the notes instead being a ghost notif you just have to see the reblog on my blog) and i have to wait for that. if im lucky ill get a response in 1-6 months. key word lucky. i could be waiting years since tumblr considers getting nabbed my the spam filter/shadowbanned to be "low priority". of course theres also the chance i get really lucky and get help in the next few weeks. no garuntees for everything. anything is possible because tumblr support is an actual joke most of the time.

we're in the middle of an arc that literally revolves on my guys and cannot do much until thats resolved. my guys are heavily involved in tons of future arcs. redux simply cannot occur until im out of limbo and the fact i might have to wait literal years if im unlucky does not really make me confident or keep me motivated to continue the arc afterwards. even if yveltalreal is fixed, theres no garuntee the spam filter doesnt hit me again right after and shadowban me again.

once again no garuntees it might not be abandoned but this really just ruined my motivation and its really hard to roleplay when all the most important things needed to roleplay on tumblr are taken from you

i love you guys i love the communities ive been a part of on here but like when the main blog im hyperfixated on and my literal hub blog just cant do anything its just a huge hit. for my own health i have to accept i might have to give up, step back, and say goodbye.

to be clear redux is not just my own blogs but all the blogs connected to yveltalreal. they will probably be reblogging this post as well.

[yveltalreal]

//an important notice on the state of this blog

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

hey guys look at my pokemon cards

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

btw this likely wont ever be relevant to what we do w the main redux guys but within the redux verse the current bba champions name is malaria

[snap-dex]

this is real btw.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

you say this as though i would lie about malaria

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

btw this likely wont ever be relevant to what we do w the main redux guys but within the redux verse the current bba champions name is malaria

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

happy two years old of pkmn irl to me yayy

[yveltalreal]

OOC POST

OKAY!!

while theres still 2 more weeks before things go into full swing, the revenant arc has officially started! kinda!

because of this i wanna give some potential tws (ill be rbing this once we're closer to things going full swing dw) and stuff. some of these are kinda vague just to cover as many bases as possible without giving every twist of the arc away, and not all of this is stuff that is actually happening but potentially will be discussed by characters during the arc so i just. wanna give heads up just in case.

the potential triggers of the revenant arc are:

religious themes and discussion

major character death (past event, not during the arc)

discussions of missing persons

discussions of kidnapping

discussions of death, mortality, and immortality

discussions of mass death and tragedy (past event. it involves a plot beat within the pokemon games although game freak never mentions anyone dies ingame)

discussions of stalking and characters being followed

theres potentially more and some of this might not actually come up just cause a lot depends on anons and on scenes not written yet. these are kinda the main ones i can think of rn. triggers will typically be tagged on actual posts as well.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

full pic of aspen's fit for tonight :}

[the-muppet-joker]

"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

if my spotify gives me another a.c.t. ad im going to throw raymond "liechi" fruit-basket off of a cliff

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

okay guys time to say good bye to liechi

[snap-dex]

what about seraphine :[

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

oh didn’t you hear? she will be haunted for eternities by the fact that god flung her quarter brother off of a cliff for no reason other than he wanted to and she will have to spend the rest of time without her other half

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

if my spotify gives me another a.c.t. ad im going to throw raymond "liechi" fruit-basket off of a cliff

[aster-pkmn-irl-real]

okay guys time to say good bye to liechi