barks aggressively

Maple (He/She/They), Yveltal (Mirror Pronouns). and Zygarde I guess (They/It. I think.) [the redux] [pkmn irl roleplay blog]

[yveltalreal]

gughgugh. its beena while blah blah blah yvetal was actually normal z died jaime caused a schism thanks to the damned sigilyph who fucking give a shit thats not what this is about

what gthis is about is flynn is so annoying to play peak with STOP MAKING ME READ THE FUCKING . SCOUTASTER MANUAL THING AT THE START OF EVERY CLIMB FOR THE BIT I DONT CAREEEE IM GONNA LEAVE YOU BEHIND SCOUTMASTER BE DAMNED

also tami says hi. :]

OOC:

WOAG. been a few months since i rped maple huh!

this is mostly just a silly thing that we decided i could do to kinda. idk give a bit of closure to redux on rotumblr after the nefarious shadowban occured. we've been rping in private and shit has happened to these characters but we've decided we PROBABLY arent coming back to pkmn irl fully outside of occasional bits. this is kinda jut. ur time to get some redux lore we hadnt fully gotten to share initially + let me be silly with maple for a bit. and update on the characters/the way revenant was meant to end. go bother maple about the shit she says doesnt matter and bother her about the shit she says too. shits happened to these guys since we left lol.

dont expect this to last more than a few days or for any of the redux gang to ever really come back to pkmn irl at least for a while. if we do come back expect sporadic stuff that leans more into the social media side rather than like. the whole ass story telling arg long ass offscreens we were doing. that was tiring and stressful

and if youre just discovering yveltal real now um! whoopsie!

original pinned post is here

yveltal takeover pinned is here

[viridian-rat]

(stumbles out of the woods covered in blood) hey guys i made it out

[yveltalreal]

RAT LITTLE BUDDY YOURE ALIVE

[sprites-and-spritzees]

Bonjour!

My name is Elodie! I'm a stylist and model living in Lumiose, Kalos. Fashion is my passion and I work to help trainers and their pokemon find looks that bring out their true beauty and allow them to express themselves. I also enjoy the occasional bit of battling, of course, and have a wonderful team of six pokemon assistants that help me in my work!

This blog is meant to be another space where I can post my photos and speak about any advice about fashion, pokemon, or life, or just talk about myself if that suits my mood!

The pokemon you can expect to see most often on my blog are: Ruby, my lopunny, Jade, my gardevoir, Nimbus, my altaria, Velvet, my mawile, Silk, my absol, and Flora, my spritzee And also Binky the barbaracle. Who is not mine.

OOC UNDER CUT

//hiiiiii guess whos back its me its cass. used to run @/yveltalreal and a few others but i kinda left pkmn irl. coming back into the game with a blog completely unconnected to everything ive done in the past fueled entirely by my autism and insane love of kalos only being made stronger by legends za. short of it is that i was right about most of my headcannons so im here to go insane go crazy. also some of my friends have tentatively dipped their toes back in so! im following them.

//blog takes place sometime shortly after legends za ends . i will be tagging MOST za spoilers (but may accidentally forget a few) but keep in mind i dont really consider the much really basic stuff you figure out within the first hour or 2 or from watching the trailers really spoilers.

//no mails of any kind or magic anons. also please do not try and involve me in ur plots without asking first. im down to talk about stuff but dont just assume im down to like. have elodie react to you doing a huge thing in lumiose city.

//both mun and muse are grown ass adults so keep that in mind with interactions. im fine interacting with minors (as long as all interactions are age appropriate) but i feel like it should still just be something people know. also absolutely no bigotry here. if anything you say reeks of racism, transphobia, misogyny, ableism, homophobia, or any other form of discrimination not listed here, i will block you unless ur trying to do like. an actually interesting character narrative thing with that and its not done super messily. this especially includes anti indigenous racism and transmisogny cause ive seen SO MUCH of it in pkmn irl without anyone realizing they were doing it and its what drove me out of the community alongside the shadow ban initially. im giving you guys a chance to prove ur better now.

[yveltalreal]

Hope she doesn’t get exploded by a creeper.

oh i dont think she will haha

[yveltalreal]

wuh oh

[yveltalreal]

Hope she doesn’t get exploded by a creeper.

oh i dont think she will haha

[yveltalreal]

building jaimes mom in minecraft

[yveltalreal]

wait

does your family being werewolves explain All That? like all the insane shit youd mention about them that made several people think your family was a cult?

cause looking back with this knowledge, it all makes more sense.

YAYYYYYYY. YOU GOT IT!! CONGRATS.

yes. like yes this is why we considered ourselves cursed and thought we had to do shit to fix that and convinced other people the same thing. aand then like. stopped doing that because we realized we should be nice to people for normal reasons instead of self hatred and breaking a curse reasons

or why we do insane shit that one would consider for normal human children. i mean we arent normal human children. fighting pokemon by ourselves or running around in the wilderness isnt that odd when you take into account. we're pokemon. young pokemon do these things. its not that odd. we're also generally just a bit more resilient than normal humans even without my yveltal shit. like ive mentioned it but i couldnt mention it was because we'reeee werewolves so i just sounded insane for saying no we're able to take being thrown around just fine.

there are other stuff though that were just my grandma being fucking insane though. love you granny <3333

[yveltalreal]

do you need like, dog vaccines? like kennel cough????

yes. i need pokemon vaccines and it SUCKS. i need to get another pokerus shot soon actuallyyy

[yveltalreal]

"haha being a werewolf would be so cool"

wrong. canine distemper.

[shilo-sumac]

saw a recipe for grilled peaches.... do you think like thats, like, somn thatd taste good with any fruit or only specific ones? can i grill an entire watermelon? or [insert some other silly fruit because im unmotivated to think of anything] something something carmalizing the natural sugars

[yveltalreal]

im pretty sure people do like. make grilled watermelons??

like the watermelon steak stuff is grilled watermelon i think. idk if grilled peaches is something specific but i do know you can put watermelon on the grill

[yveltalreal]

if i was twitter famous id post that the opelucid freeze was an inside job and then turn off my phone

[yveltalreal]

still really funny that there was so many anons that were like omg just wait until zygarde gets you. like. yveltal really just didnt explain to anyone that zygarde getting them is the last thing they wanted. and then zygarde fucking got me.

[shilo-sumac]

((OH SHIT REDUX IS BACK?????? FR???????????? OHH!!! OHHHH!!!!!!! OH YAY!!!!)))

[yveltalreal]

//only for like a day or two and just me lol

[yveltalreal]

i think maples mom has done nothing wrong ever. i looooooove complicated older women who are also werecanines ivy get behind me these anons just dont get it

//answering ooc but like soooo true bestieee. to be fair. anons do not know the ivy lore that drives me insane and i dont shut the fuck up about.

[yveltalreal]

//pretend this is on anon

congrats on coming out as a weremon

I WILL AWOO AS I FUCKING PLEASE I WILL BARK . I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT MY CHAINS

[yveltalreal]

okay wait

who knows and who doesn't know that you're a werehoundour

miguel and flynn have both known since we were children

z found out around when i accidentally poisted the mayo image on flynns blog because flynna nd miguel dmed about it and z read everyones dms (i then found out she knew about it and like made her promise not to tell anyone which is why she never told you guys BUT IT WAS NOTED DOWN IN HER PERSONAL LOGZ)

aspen found out when my family in alola kidnapped him to explain hybrid shit to him and what our family does (we're one of the only real lifelines for beastfolk since we're the only prominent group of them with a lot of money and we've been around for so long. he was essentially contacted to be given a run down and contact information for future use should he ever need assistance)

jaime found out when he got access to z's logz.

nick mighttttt know idk i cannot fucking remember if ive turned into a houndour infront of him by accident or not

esper and victoria dont know. you may be wondering howww do the psychics not know??? psychic blindspot. they physically cannot read anyones mind and find any information regarding beast folk. at all. but yeah they dont know its really just them and maybe nick but once again i do not remember if nick knows or not.

[yveltalreal]

wait so. your bloodline is composed of werepokemon?

i know it may be a terrifying generational curse or something to you but that’s sick as hell.

kind of unfortunate for you with the whole houndoom thing…

my ancestral blood curse thats kinda partially yveltals fault. yayyyyy

its okay im so much better with houndoom now. yippe