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[asterhewn-blog]

@tairageru @seasonaldeity

Okay let me throw this at you both:

Who’s win in a fight, Abe Lincoln or Chris Columbus?

Yeah it has no relevance I know but I want to see what others think about this

[asterhewn-blog]

@lollydex @three-sharp-knocks @quartumsignum @kariyoku @rosesight @kingslen @alnahss

Okay like I’ve been gone for a few years and yall are new so I need name, age, second favorite tv show, and your thoughts on polka as an art form GO

[lollydex-blog]

Er Im berry. Im 18 and I guess polkas awright. Hows it going

[asterhewn-blog]

‘Awright’

Okay, look, we need to have a talk

[demengineerz]

You came to the wrong neighborhood, pal.

[asterhewn-blog]

@espoir-amour

You really like snow dontcha. Names Aster welcome to the internet can I take your order

[espoir-amour-blog]

Oh, I thought this was a blogging website. Yes, May I put in an order?

[asterhewn-blog]

[asterhewn-blog]

@espoir-amour

You really like snow dontcha. Names Aster welcome to the internet can I take your order

[rosesight-blog]

asterhewn:

But that’s

That’s cool. Know what that’s cool. Who needs algebra, you got this just fine Eva. More power to you

thanks for the support! i love being powerful and everyone else acknowledging my power, even if it’s just about math, it makes me feel better. but yeah! nice to meet you

[asterhewn-blog]

Yeah you're unstoppable. I have the utmost faith in you through all your future endeavors

[rosesight-blog]

asterhewn:

I

Okay

Hello Eva. What do you mean you “think”?

i don’t like numbers. asking me about numbers is very unfair because chances are i’ll be wrong. i failed algebra like 5 times! so i just say i THINK i’m 20 so that if i’m wrong it’s not my fault

[asterhewn-blog]

But that's

That's cool. Know what that's cool. Who needs algebra, you got this just fine Eva. More power to you

[asterhewn-blog]

@lollydex @three-sharp-knocks @quartumsignum @kariyoku @rosesight @kingslen @alnahss

Okay like I’ve been gone for a few years and yall are new so I need name, age, second favorite tv show, and your thoughts on polka as an art form GO

[rosesight-blog]

name: eva! age: i think i’m 20. what day is it right now second favorite tv show: i don’t even know what a tv is thoughts on pola as an art form: polka… dots? are we talking about polka dots. they look good on skirts. if you go for an 80′s style skirt with light pink polka dots? that is ABSOLUTELY art

[asterhewn-blog]

I

Okay

Hello Eva. What do you mean you “think”?

[asterhewn-blog]

“Whatd you do today Aster?” “Oh got told I’m dumb by Microsoft Sam, the ussss”

[fangedup]

reblog if youre also happy and tag with whats making you happy 

[asterhewn-blog]

Yeah okay nvm fuck this guy

[asterhewn-blog]

@lollydex @three-sharp-knocks @quartumsignum @kariyoku @rosesight @kingslen @alnahss

Okay like I’ve been gone for a few years and yall are new so I need name, age, second favorite tv show, and your thoughts on polka as an art form GO

[mst3kgifs]

You know, you and I ought to get together more often.

[memeculture69]

[mst3kgifs]

And you’re out a lot of money and time. Burned you, man!

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[lunalovelreal]

I’m not ashamed