high school's rough.

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‎"There is nothing in the bible that says 'shall shall no have swoopy hair'."

-Ginny

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"I have fish."

"What the fuck? . . .That one's albino!"

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‎"Guess what guys? My three year aniversery with [my boyfriend] is tomorrow. And he's not here. . . .He's in Jamaica."

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Radio commercial: "...Trojan bare skinned condoms..."

Brother: "Why would you use bear skin?"

Dad: "I. . . don't know."

Brother: "I mean, I guess it would keep you warm down there."

Mum: *absorbs this information* ". . .Well, I don't think you'd need to keep that warm if you need a," *glances at oblivious little sisters in the corner before mouthing* "condom."

me: *facepalm*

them: OH!

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"It's bicep check Wednesday."

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"Crust is in the eye of the beholder."

~Alex

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“We seem to have awfully a lot of musical numbers.”

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“No, no, no, it’s West Side Story.”

“‘Cause I know West Side Story.”

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"The hills are alive with the sound of music,"

"Oh, look a bunny--And Nazis!"

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“It smells like a birthday in here.”

 ~Monica

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"Oh. bloody thing."

~Monica

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“Whoa! I didn’t know every finger print had a different pattern.”

~Abby

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"I don’t have a problem.”

~Jordan

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*Grabs a portable CD player* “Wow! I didn’t even know they still made these things!”

~Ginny

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"Taco Bell is not civilized. Neither is cannibalism. They’re on the same level. Clearly."

~Callie

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"We're going to go see twilight tonight!"

"Yeah, I just found out."

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"Um. . .David ate some bad meatloaf and I think he died."

~Kate