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astra-real

That bitch Astra^3 didn't even see that electric fence coming. Poor thing just walked right into it

crackedexcellence

i still don’t get this heart thing you got goin ain’t all the astras still you?

astra-real

Yeah, they are. Why?

crackedexcellence

so ain’t laughing when they do something dumb just laughing at yourself?

astra-real

................... Next question.

astra-real

That bitch Astra^3 didn't even see that electric fence coming. Poor thing just walked right into it

crackedexcellence

i still don’t get this heart thing you got goin ain’t all the astras still you?

astra-real

Yeah, they are. Why?

That bitch Astra^3 didn't even see that electric fence coming. Poor thing just walked right into it

mutatedcryptid

Finally got tumblr just to mess with people again

@askalicenpyraid

astra-real

Just set up knife monopoly, who's in?

crackedexcellence

w-

what’s knife monopoly…?

astra-real

Ok so you know regular monopoly right? Put a knife in the center of the board.

I feel it speaks for itself

Just set up knife monopoly, who's in?

#knife #monopoly #please #play #with #me #:)

astra-real

Killed Santa.

mechanicchariot

I lived, bitch.

Ho, ho, ho.

astra-real

You're not that guy pal

mechanicchariot

Oh yeah? Check your stocking.

astra-real

Just got done rebuilding my house from the PIPEBOMB you sent me, but I lived bitch

astra-real

Killed Santa.

mechanicchariot

I lived, bitch.

Ho, ho, ho.

astra-real

You're not that guy pal

cunningcatalyst

*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas cc! i made fudge! i also made hot chocolate but that didn’t go over too well… ANYWAY i got some for you too! it’s like a human candy type of thing? chewy and chocolaty i really hope you like it! - ce”

>}o aw, you're so sweet skye! i will absolutely try this, however, i must inform you that effects of sugary delights and drinks are different between humans and trolls. which is why i won't be able to have too many of them >}8:(.

crackedexcellence

oh sorry i didn’t know about that, is it ok that i made some for like everyone?

also you ain’t gotta get me anythin’! i just wanted to make somethin nice for everyone :)

astra-real

Skye have you been giving our co-players the equivalent of drugs?

*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas rj! i made some fudge! it’s the same recipe my grandma made with me every year! i really hope you like it! :D - ce”

I'll have to remember to send Skye something in return. I don't know if she drinks or not but wine can probably be used for cooking right?

Killed Santa.