Scomic&#x27;s Scrapyard

Hey who is mutatedCryptid?? I keep getting messages from them and it is weird!! - - Alicen

Oh yeah they're our future kid apparently.

Answered this to damn late,, anyways they are cool and thanks for responding anyways

Yeah I got trapped in this maze where I had to punch a wall made of diamond for six billion years to break through so I was a bit busy, sorry.

woah that sounds like some kinda punishment. the only way out of that i reckon is if Heaven Sent you help.

I think that whatever powers behold the universe are Hell Bent on making me feel bad.

btc-official-deactivated2024071

>}o womp womp

Hi!!

>}o greetings! whoever you are

my new Fallout©®™ weapon design idea. im thinking of calling it "mini nuke but worse"

@cunningcatalyst this seems like somethin’ you’d come up with

#>}o probably because i don't own any “demon cores”#>}o where can i obtain a “demon core”

>}o that's so genius why didn't i think of that

*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas cc! i made fudge! i also made hot chocolate but that didn’t go over too well… ANYWAY i got some for you too! it’s like a human candy type of thing? chewy and chocolaty i really hope you like it! - ce”

>}o aw, you're so sweet skye! i will absolutely try this, however, i must inform you that effects of sugary delights and drinks are different between humans and trolls. which is why i won't be able to have too many of them >}8:(.

oh sorry i didn’t know about that, is it ok that i made some for like everyone?

also you ain’t gotta get me anythin’! i just wanted to make somethin nice for everyone :)

Don’’t worry she is fine.. We need to talk about the sugar effects on trolls vs humans one day tho

#>}o i certainly wouldn't experiment with it

>}o yeah she's... probably fine? i'm not certain weather she's affected by light dosages of sugar >}8:/

*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas cc! i made fudge! i also made hot chocolate but that didn’t go over too well… ANYWAY i got some for you too! it’s like a human candy type of thing? chewy and chocolaty i really hope you like it! - ce”

>}o aw, you're so sweet skye! i will absolutely try this, however, i must inform you that effects of sugary delights and drinks are different between humans and trolls. which is why i won't be able to have too many of them >}8:(.

#>}o those do look pretty delicious though #>}o i have no idea what i can get you in return

I have here a map of paradox space, if you’re able to navigate the twists and turns of space and time you will find a treasure greater than anything you can possibly indent, but it’s hidden deep in the apparent nothingness that is the furthest ring. Are you interested?

FUCK YEA!!!! LETS DO THIS SHIT

that sounds SO COOL do y’all get to do this kinda stuff all the time??

#>}o also every “saturday” or whatever humans call it

>}o whenever the planet is not bombarded with meteorites and we're not hanging on thin strand away from death

>}o who's climate and why are they always changing? just be yourself >}8:).

#>}o be cool #>}o stay happy

solarempress

Can you ask your scientist if the process of turning into a troll was painful?

((I will be forwarding this to https://www.tumblr.com/crackedexcellence))

Is there a way to human-ify people? Could we human-ify you?

>}o please human-ify her

What do you think about each of the session trolls?

I forgot to ask this but,, WHAT POTENTIAL??!! I’’m honestly confused

>}o potential to be cool and swag and awesome

Got it

xcomix xaid it before i could

Yes but I think he was lying

>}o why would i lie, alicen? >}8:(

You lied to me that the plastic was edible and sea glass was edible so idk why you would lie

>}o that plastic was edible. sea glass is just a bunch of dull but also sparkling shards so it's also edible so obviously it's not a lie.

Oh I’’m stupid then……

>}o it's ok alicen we still love you

#>}o also im stupid too

What do you think about each of the session trolls?

I forgot to ask this but,, WHAT POTENTIAL??!! I’’m honestly confused

>}o potential to be cool and swag and awesome

Got it

xcomix xaid it before i could

Yes but I think he was lying

>}o why would i lie, alicen? >}8:(

You lied to me that the plastic was edible and sea glass was edible so idk why you would lie

>}o that plastic was edible. sea glass is just a bunch of dull but also sparkling shards so it's also edible so obviously it's not a lie.

What do you think about each of the session trolls?

I forgot to ask this but,, WHAT POTENTIAL??!! I’’m honestly confused

>}o potential to be cool and swag and awesome

Got it

xcomix xaid it before i could

Yes but I think he was lying

>}o why would i lie, alicen? >}8:(

What do you think about each of the session trolls?

I forgot to ask this but,, WHAT POTENTIAL??!! I’’m honestly confused

#>}o and radical and also gay

>}o potential to be cool and swag and awesome

gratuitousvictrix

Troll Markiplier sends his regards

holly shjt troll markpilier

>}o omg where

monstersmemes

Dramatic size differences in ships

Reblog if u agree

aquaticgiggles

Hehehe

#>}o get the fuck out of my hive

>}o of course you would reblog this

I’m at your hive how do you live like this

>}o first of all, who are you? second of all, rude. third of all, what are you doing at my hive????

articulatetrick

Leprechaun romance is confusing and I’m unsure leprechauns even exist.

=i would gladly welcome enlightenment on the matter of a leprechauns nature=

=is leprechaun romance the strange iconography used once by iyeris=

=is it supposed to parody our romance system=

=it appears there are answers available=

=and yet i am uncertain i am prepared to receive them=