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max • 26 he/him • trans [ about ]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sandsvendor100]

I Said Move

[sandsvendor100]

Will this blog ever be funny?

You Sound Fat And Upset

[sandsvendor100]

Like A German Boy Who Dropped A Lollipop

[sandsvendor100]

Getting Full On Penis Delirious

[cocomelonfelon]

Why don’t you get Penis Mysterious

[sandsvendor100]

Because My Penis So Serious

[charl0ttan]

bro i,m like two squeaks old

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[skull-bearer]

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

[hyperhypnotichyena]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[silphwave]

route 36

[ohevoyev]

[sidecast-text]

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

my growing collection

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

[aropride]

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

[dogpuppy]