brooklyn 99 characters: astrology edition!
i’m sure i’m not the only one who does this but i’m obsessed with trying to figure out the star signs of characters from tv shows i’m into!! here are my thoughts on the b99 crew!! what do you guys think??
disclaimer: obviously these guys are characters in a comedy show and not real people, so if some of these charts seem a bit extreme/out of balance, that’s why!
gemini sun very talkative, witty, makes jokes a lot and they often include puns, confident, sarcastic, adapts well to new situations
leo moon enjoys being the centre of attention, lovable, insecure, has a very strong inner moral code that they live by
gemini mercury quick-witted, restless, fast learner, gets bored easily
cancer venus committed and loyal in relationships, cares about your feelings, deep down such a SOFTIE
sagittarius mars doesn’t like confrontation, will try to run away from their problems, playful, loves to have fun
aries rising usually doesn’t plan ahead/think things through, competitive, brash and charming
capricorn sun practical approach to life, good at planning, incredibly hard workers and very ambitious, can sometimes lack warmth (what an understatement)
capricorn moon very good at keeping their emotions under control, calm and collected, hate it when emotions get messy, usually quite traditional too
capricorn mercury methodical in their speech, can be judgemental, hates wasting time
virgo venus not very outwardly flirtatious or romantic in relationships but still very generous and loving with their partners, will put a lot of effort in to make things work
cancer mars what else could possibly explain how passive aggressive and petty this man can be
virgo rising reserved and intelligent demeanour, takes time to properly open up to people
virgo sun hard-working, determined, organised, gets embarrassed easily, exudes nervous energy
taurus moon strong-willed, sentimental, sticks to their commitments
leo mercury confident communicator, authoritative, good at getting their message across, charismatic
capricorn venus responsible, in control of their mind and emotions, can be romantic but sometimes lacking in warmth
virgo mars tries really hard to do well and achieve in life, very protective about the people they love
libra rising comes across as fair, peaceful and generally pleasant, gets along easily with people
pisces sun sensitive, empathetic, tends to get caught up in the moment, suuuuuper self-sacrificing to the point of being a bit of a martyr
cancer moon emotions, emotions, emotions! also very nurturing and maternal, with a tendency towards being clingy
pisces mercury good listeners, can be vague and indirect, connects to people’s feelings very easily
scorpio venus intense, willing to commit, all or nothing when it comes to relationships
aries mars this would explain how someone with such a watery chart can have such a competitive and angry side (the squash tournament, anyone?)
gemini rising bubbly and quirky and inquisitive, enjoys talking to people and asking questions
scorpio sun intense, determined, unbelievable amount of willpower + all that pluto energy gives them a dark and somewhat scary vibe
scorpio moon very private about their emotions and personal life, fears betrayal
scorpio mercury powerful and persuasive in their communication, intuitive, observational and dynamic
aries venus these type of people know what they want and they go out and get it, they don’t play games, direct and honest, generally dominant in relationships
leo mars idealistic streak, great leaders, good at getting what they want
taurus rising values security, incredibly stubborn, usually has a sensual quality to them thanks to their venus influence
leo sun natural born leaders, confident, generous and so WARM!!!! TERRY LOVES LOVE!!
sagittarius moon positive outlook on life, enjoys learning, naturally empathetic
virgo mercury needs to have their hard work recognised and valued, very good at organising things
cancer venus needs security in relationships, very caring, considerate, usually very thoughtful
taurus mars strong and responsible, very stubborn, can be quite scary when angry
libra rising generally well-liked, kindhearted, comes across as pleasant and diplomatic
aquarius sun marches to the beat of their own drum, can appear to be cold or standoffish, needs their freedom
aries moon stubborn, impatient, will interrupt you when you’re in the middle of the sentence if the conversation is boring them or going too slowly
aquarius mercury detached, intelligent, loves to break the rules, offers different perspectives, never boring
aquarius venus enjoys exploring new things, usually attracted to unconventional traits in a partner
aquarius mars very good at getting their way, can be difficult to understand, needs their freedom
leo rising loves being the centre of attention, can have a big ego and a flair for the dramatic