(some of)the signs as…
the guy with the box: virgo, gemini
old dying man: cancer, capricorn
guy swinging burning blanket: aries, leo
person in kitchen: taurus, aquarius
people helping dying dude: libra(other dude), pisces(purple shirt)
fire: scorpio
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(some of)the signs as…
the guy with the box: virgo, gemini
old dying man: cancer, capricorn
guy swinging burning blanket: aries, leo
person in kitchen: taurus, aquarius
people helping dying dude: libra(other dude), pisces(purple shirt)
fire: scorpio
Aries Rising answering the phone or door
Taurus Rising answering the phone or door
Gemini Rising answering the phone or door
Cancer Rising answering the phone or door
Leo Rising answering the phone or door
Virgo Rising answering the phone or door
Libra Rising answering the phone or door
Scorpio Rising answering the phone or door
Sagittarius Rising answering the phone or door
Capricorn Rising answering the phone or door
Aquarius Rising answering the phone or door
Pisces Rising answering the phone or door
signs that say “daddy”
cancer, leo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, pisces
:: Archetypes ::
Sun/Leo: The Ruler King, Father, Performer, Divine and Chosen Child, Creator
Moon/Cancer: The Queen, Sorceress, Caregiver, Lunatic, Mother Goddess, Abandoned Child, Wet Nurse, The Mystic
Day Mercury/Gemini: The Trickster, Jester, Comedian, Eternal Student, The Child, The Academic, The Messenger
Night Mercury/Virgo: The Maiden, Healer Goddess, Servant, Nurse, Mother Medic, The Innocent, Teacher, Analyst
Day Venus/Libra: The Lover, Peacemaker, Temptress, Justice Seeker, Counselor, Mediator
Night Venus/Taurus: The Seductress, Earth Mother, Enchantress, The Artist, The Builder
Day Mars/Aries: The Hero, Destroyer, Fighter, Warrior, Pioneer, Adventurer, The Infant
Night Mars/Scorpio: The Villain, Angel of Death, Guardian Angel
Day Jupiter/Sagittarius: The Explorer, Omniscient, Philosopher, Storyteller, The Professor, The Wanderer, Spirit Guide
Night Jupiter/Pisces: Spiritual Healer, The Visionary
Saturn/Capricorn: The Wizard, Wise Old man, Father Time, Sage, Crone, The Judge, Mentor, The Alchemist, The Wayshower
Uranus/Aquarius: The Rebel, Genius, Scientist, Outlaw, Change-bringer, Revolutionary, Mother of Humanity
Neptune/Pisces: The Wounded Healer, The Fool, Martyr, Heavenly Mother, The Psychic, Mystic Medic, Dreamer, Addict
Pluto/Scorpio: The Magician, Detective, The Wise One, Fortune Teller, The Scapegoat, Reformer, The Witch, Hypnotist
👿 The 12th House and Hidden Enemies 👀
It is worth noting the 12th is associated with “being your own worst enemy” which falls into the idea of undoing as well. When we speak of hidden enemies this doesn’t always mean people who are consciously out to get you. This can describe people who are unintentionally challenging or toxic. There is the idea that the sign in the 12th like Aries in the 12th or Virgo in the 12th means your secret enemies will likely be Virgos and Aries Suns/dominant people. BUT this is surface level, let’s go deeper.
Aries in the 12th House: “Hidden enemies” are honestly felt with unspoken tension and opposition. Unknown enemies go after this person’s sense of self. Frequently feeling like a victim but without knowing or realizing the source for the feeling is associated. Looking at this person’s Mars placement can be useful. Ex: Mars in the 1st can bolster conflict to the self. Mars in the 7th can indicate complexity with enemies being close relationships and the dynamic between secret and hidden enemies. Hidden enemies or people who can bring toxicity to them overshadow or criticize their confidence and assertiveness. Competitors may be turned into secretive enemies. Leadership is a theme, either disliking many leaders or being seen as a enemy by those with authority.
Taurus in the 12th House: Enemies are created from possession and territory. The idea you stole something from them or vice versa. Watch out for enablers to gluttony, self-indulgence, and materialism. An ally may turn to enemy from being jealous of your things or wealth. Venus placements can tell of the relationship with your hidden enemies. Ex: Venus in the 7th may indicate secretly toxic lovers. Venus in the 11th friends. Venus in the 6th coworkers. Stubbornness and fixed behaviors or feelings can exist in the underlying relationship between secret enemies, toxic relationships, and even self-sabotage/being your own enemy. Watch out for undoing in the physical realm with theft, vandalism, hoarding, or maybe physical harm.
Gemini in the 12th House: We see communication, ideas, connections. Secret enemies can come in many forms - stemming from bad interactions, impressions, or opposing views. But even more of a focus is secret enemies want to seem smarter than them or more popular. Superficiality and two-faced are themes. Toxic people may bring this out in them or treat them with shallowness. Undoing can come from exterior or interior discouragement, blockage to learning, and lack of focus. Mercury aspects and placements can shed more light on interactions with secret opposition. Ex: Mercury in the 1st can indicate surface level bonds and communication but also a focus on exchanging ego/identity. Mercury in the 3rd possibly indicating siblings or extended family.
Cancer in the 12th House: Here hidden enemies are hard to 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭. Subtly, manipulation, and passive aggression are themes. Toxicity from a parent or child may be present. Tension and opposition emotionally harms. Enemies attack security, healing, and emotional confidence. Placement of the Moon can indicate where emotional damage occurs. Ex: Moon in the 1st can indicate attacks to the self. Sun Opposition Moon can mean an enemy who preys on your internal conflict and insecurities with ego vs. emotions. Smothering and over protection are themes. Maybe a friend, parent, or lover is so over protective it stunts your growth. It is through intuition and hints that this person picks up on secret enemies. Clinging/fear of letting go can also exist as their own undoing.
Leo in the 12th House: Hidden Enemies want power or dominance over you. Overshadowing, competition, bullying, arrogance, and patronizing are themes. Leo in the 7th talks a lot about open competition and the spotlight. Leo in the 12th is trying to over take you behind the scenes with power plays. Speaking of power plays the Sun’s placement can give some insight into how an enemy wants to press their willpower onto you. Sun in the 2nd will try to influence what you own/buy, compete in the material realm, criticize pleasures or wants. Sun in the 4th indicates a family member being overbearing or living in a family member’s shadow.
Virgo in the 12th House: Secret enemies or toxic people may…. *nightmare* hone in on the flaws you, yourself are very aware of and are insecure about. Criticism is neither helpful or healthy - it is harmful. Secret enemies may hide behind the mask of caretaker, healer, or helper. Deception comes in forms of hidden corruption, feelings of wasted time or unrealistic goals/ideas, and people using you or you using others - everything is a means to an end. Placement of Mercury gives hints of interaction. Mercury in the 11th tells of toxic friendships and groups. Mercury in the 5th can mean interaction with enemies can at times be playful, creative, expressive, or even romantic.
Libra in the 12th House: Relationships…. your hidden enemies are likely closer than you think. Team members, lovers, best friends, think in pairs- your partner in crime. This may be a good place to remind people that your enemies might not be intentional with harm. Before you get suspicious of your loved ones, secret enemies may be those who thrive off conflict, competition, and opposition. Enemies threaten your harmony and balance somehow. Secret enemies may treat you unfairly. Unbalance between intimacy and shallowness can be undoing. Placement of Venus can give insight into deception and relationships. Venus in the 9th can indicate over idealism and deception done by a role model/hero. Venus in the 10th can reflect deception or disillusionment from authority figures or the public.
Scorpio in the 12th House: This placement is known to produce a secret paranoid side, but the thing is these people have hidden enemies who are very sneaky, manipulative, and secretive. So they may have a good reason for thinking everyone and anyone can become an enemy one day. While betrayal, attempts to control, and vengeance are themes among hidden enemies; self-destruction and being your own enemy are very likely. While the scorpion is prone to stinging themselves let’s look at possible real enemies. Enemies are out to turn the individual against themselves. Enemies are out to harm with intent. Toxic people cause trauma or wounds, even if accidental - through possession, manipulation, jealousy, control. Placement and aspects of Pluto can give insight into how intuitive and receptive you are towards hidden enemies as well as self-awareness towards undoing. Ex: Pluto in the “other”/outer and integrative houses increase awareness and perception. Pluto in the 4th can mean perception towards toxic family members or home environment. Placement of Mars can indicate areas of facing enemies head on or revealing them. Mars in the 4th can mean confronting family or traumas from the past. Mars in the 3rd is through expression; things are revealed or they face trauma from early childhood, may need to deprogram too.
Sagittarius in the 12th House: Secret enemies can be zealous in their take down. The more subtle feelings revolve around disagreements in philosophies or beliefs. Toxic enablers of self-indulgence, recklessness, and rebellion is associated. Secret enemies mislead them/lead them on, give half-truths, teach harmful beliefs, and in general be a bad influence. Passion and arrogance from their enemies come out in spiteful bouts. Bragging and one-upping are themes as well. Placement of Jupiter can tell of clashing beliefs and character. Jupiter in the 4th means very different home life and view of family, in the 9th different morals or religion, in the 6th ways of routine, work, health, and habits.
Capricorn in the 12th House: Secret enemies likely threaten stability, ambition, status, reputation, and security. We see hidden authority, power plays, blame, guilt, and suppression. Harm or attacks are done in exchanges, calculated, like a game of chess. The enemy may be paranoid, believing the feeling is mutual. Enemies can be after their wealth and possessions. Toxicity is through coldness, control, and general negativity. Placement of Saturn shows restrictions and challenges to overcoming enemies. Saturn in the 7th can indicate reluctance to break bonds. Saturn in the 2nd can mean a struggle to look past security and possession.
Aquarius in the 12th House: Enemies are unpredictable and can bring out flaws or more so pain that is hard for you to recognize. There is a feeling of disapproval, aloofness, rigidity, and superiority plays between you and enemies. They may attack your individuality and freedom. Toxic behavior separates you from others. Isolation and uncaring can grow in you. Hidden enemies don’t respect your differences and disagree with your own unique path. Placement of Uranus can be a sign of how you can rebel and be free. Placement of Saturn can show where you gain self control. Uranus in the 1st is a gateway to expressing individuality. Saturn in the 10th is through career and maturity.
Pisces in the 12th House: Hidden enemies may be long-standing enemies from the past or have connections to karma. The tension is certainly unspoken and felt tremendously in the subconscious or via intuition. They always play the victim and you the abuser. Manipulation is strong. Motives are out of their own pain and suffering. Watch out for secret enemies claiming they want to heal or help. They claim they are out for sympathy. Being used can happen. Illusions exist here. Enabling an addiction is associated. Addiction itself or victimhood can be the enemy. Neptune placement shows path to healing and processing. Jupiter placement can show self-growth, expansion, and enlightenment. Neptune in the 5th is a good source of healing through creativity. Jupiter in the 6th is growth through service or work.
Planets in the 12th. If you have no planets, refer to the sign on the house cusps as well as the placement of the house ruler. EX: Aries in the 12th, look at what’s going on with Mars.
Sun in the 12th House: There is a battle about one’s sense of self. In terms of hidden enemies or toxicity the father is associated along with people in power. A hidden enemy will try to greatly influence this person. A secret enemy could also attempt to act like a father or person in authority over you. An enemy or more likely a toxic person will drain your energy - be an energy vampire. Hidden enemies can be highly selfish and arrogant. Masculinity can also be a source of toxicity somehow as the Sun represents “the male principle” or “how active your masculine side is”. Hidden enemies struggle with disappointment, criticism, and can impulsively misuse their personal power.
Moon in the 12th House: We can see the toxic side of femininity. Also parents, the mother, and grandmother can be connected. Thinking outside the box a secret enemy may be one who is trying to protect and nurture you but in an unhealthy way or nurturing gone wrong. Traits of an enemy or toxic person is lack of emotional control, manipulation, playing the victim, blame game, passive aggression, and always discontented/unhappy. Childhood plays a role. Secret enemies might do most of their harm when you are young. Children may play a big theme - meaning a secret enemy may reveal themselves by fighting for custody, using a child as a pawn, or set a toxic atmosphere around childbirth. Envy, chastity, and possessiveness are connected to the Moon and might be worth mentioning. The past can be a place of undoing, not being able to let go. A hidden enemy might not be able to let go either. Clinging can exist.
Mercury in the 12th House: Secret enemies reveal themselves with words…which I guess doesn’t sound so secretive. Enemies here can be sly about putting you down. Enemies are untrustworthy, slandering, and quick to attack. Siblings and extended family are associated. A toxic person may try to disconnect you from friends, the collective, or your intellectual confidence. Mercury can play the messenger but here enemies bark and bite with unethical approaches. Enemies or toxic people somehow made a connection to your mind or very much notice your social standing/place in a community. It isn’t uncommon for an enemy to form purely out of a misunderstanding.
Venus in the 12th House: We see another place where feminine toxicity can exist. Lovers are associated. Enemies can be shameless, deceptive, misuse attraction, fail to love themselves and/or others. Toxic people are those who make you feel uncomfortable, who are hard to connect with due to shallowness, or whose take advantage of your fondness, attachment, or infatuation. An enemy or toxic person may actually desire you - which creates plenty of subtle tension and harm. Lust, pettiness, heartbreak, and impatience for a lack of instant gratification are themes among toxic people or bonds. Undoing can come from going after comfort and security in unhealthy ways.
Mars in the 12th House: Another area for the toxic side of masculinity. Friendly or respected competitors/rivals may turn to enemies, standing up to an individual may reveal them as an enemy, and lustful crushes may end up as enemies. Enemies may be aggressive, antagonistic, self-serving, impulsive, and audacious. An enemy or toxic person may try to take power over you, dominate you, and silence you. Enemies can become ruthless or cruel and come into the open with fire. An enemy or toxic person may play off your passion and ambitions. They prey on them, ridicule you for them, or want to compete somehow against your feelings or desires and goals.
Jupiter in the 12th House: Secret enemies may be teachers, healers, preachers, gurus, role models, and leaders. Being conned and used is associated. Secret enemies can be know-it-all’s, boastful, exaggerators, liars, charismatic, preachy, and over confident. Toxic people intentional or not are very negative and attack your hopes, idealism, self-esteem, and talent. They may use your talents and trust. Toxic people can be disrespectful, bigoted, self-indulgent, and reckless. Secret enemies are selfish and may be focused mostly on their own beliefs and ideas. Their attacks are scattered and excessive.Toxic people hold back your growth, keep you ignorant, may try to close your mind, and can use spiritual teaching against you.
Saturn in the 12th House: Secret enemies can be people in authority such as a father, boss, grandfather, etc. Secret enemies want to control you. Being their scapegoat is associated. A secret enemy can be cold, negative, ruthless, greedy, may use fear, blame, and guilt towards you. Toxic people hold you back from success, maturity, and overall growth. While this is the house of undoing, toxic people in your life truly pull at the darkness within you- always bringing out the worst in you. It goes beyond a bad influence to ruining opportunities for you.
Neptune in the 12th House: Here we see corrupt healers, artist, musicians, spiritual teachers or leaders, and institutions. Guilt, deception, confusion, addiction, and impressionability are here. Enemies may never reveal themselves, if they do it might be too late. Secret enemies or toxic people play the victim, are martyrs, may force you to sacrifice and give, play off your weaknesses, keep you emotionally or spiritually dependent, and use intuition to harm. Reflection is here where many times toxic people could display the toxic traits in yourself. Co-dependency can exist between you and an enemy; both feeding off each other’s negativity. Secret enemies may never realize they bring you harm.
Uranus in the 12th House: Here we see a bit of a “bad influencer” trope as those who are rebels, outsiders, misfits tend to be secret enemies. Many times these enemies lead you to unpredictability, chaos, and undoing rather than purposely trying to sabotage or harm you. Misuse of intellect and power can exist here. Some geniuses, eccentrics, or anarchist can see you as an easy target to help fulfill their agenda. Toxic people may hold you back from freedom, change, and be discouraging to your individuality. Toxic people see rebellion only as a bad thing. Enemies can have superiority complexes, be hypocritical, see only the worst in humanity, is unstable, and breaks down things that are beneficial or secure. Enemies want to overwhelm you. Toxic people can be uncaring and mocking.
Pluto in the 12th House: It’s all about power. Enemies are likely people who can hold great power over you or are powerful in general. A dangerous part of this placement is you may feel magnetism and fascination towards your secret enemies. Secret enemies want to control you and some want to see you be your own undoing. They fan the flames for self-destruction. They are manipulative, malicious, paranoid, and power-hungry. Toxic people hide selfishness behind intense caring or protection, use seduction to get what they want, can be emotionally abusive, are obsessive, jealous, and controlling. This placement can be more prone to being their own secret enemy than having outside enemies.
Ugh.. this is true, but I’m not sure what o do about it 😭 especialky with my lilith being in taurus in the 11th house, venus sagittarius in the 6th, + taurus in the 12th ++++ moon in the 10th 😭😭
I’m tryna show you that I’m (sun), but like, in a(n) (ascendant) way. Soooo, recognize me or imma be (moon).“
Sun
Aries: Adventurous
Taurus: Steady
Gemini: Smart
Cancer: Caring
Leo: Fun
Virgo: Perfect
Libra: Cute
Scorpio: Deep
Sagittarius: Philosophical
Capricorn: Responsible
Aquarius: Progressive
Pisces: Imaginative
Ascendant
Aries: Firey
Taurus: Relaxed
Gemini: Talkative
Cancer: Sensitive
Leo: Flashy
Virgo: Meticulous
Libra: Harmonious
Scorpio: Mysterious
Sagittarius: Expansive
Capricorn: Practical
Aquarius: Weird
Pisces: Dreamy
Moon
Aries: Pissed
Taurus: Stubborn with you
Gemini: Irritable
Cancer: Whiny
Leo: Melodramatic
Virgo: Critical
Libra: Detached from you
Scorpio: Fucking Scary
Sagittarius: Judgemental
Capricorn: Anal
Aquarius: Aloof
Pisces: Hiding from you and the world
I’m tryna show you that I’m imaginative, but like, in a talkative way. Soooo, recognize me or imma be aloof.
I’m tryna show you that I’m progressive, but like, in a talkative way. Soooo, recognize me or Imma be pissed.
I’m tryna show you that I’m steady, but like, in an expansive way. Soooo, recognize me or imma be detached from you.
I’m tryna show you that I’m imaginative, but like, in a dreamy way. Soooo, recognize me or imma be whiny
- warmth from each sign
Read for Sun/Moon/Venus
Aries: People like being around them, around their aura, around their being, because they are known to be passionate and exude passion, honor, there is fight in them, also they are bright beings and are shown to be very kind around people who deserve it, their innocence is present up till a moment they learn about this world, their naivety continues but they start using their intuition and instincts more to protect themselves. If you enter an Aries heart, they will do absolute anything for you and you can always rely and count on them.
Taurus: Filled with love and do not have a problem expressing and showing how dedicated they are towards their loved ones. With a Taurus beside your side, you will never feel lonely, unloved, you will even get bonus attention and bonus treats.
Gemini: Even though they are focused on the workings of their brain and communication (Mercury) they are actually dreamers. They love the unknown and are always ready for an adventure, you will never feel bored around them, you will always capture little moments that make you think life is worth living, also you will not be afraid to be a bit silly just as they can be. Geminis are always ready to discover something new but also uncover something new about themselves.
Cancer: They are always there for you and know exactly what to do to make you feel better. They really care for and take care of their loved ones. Regardless of you needing a shoulder to cry on, a friend, a listener, someone to celebrate your successes with, a Cancer will always be there by your side. They are a mother figure, so prepare to hear the truth from their perspective and them bringing you down to earth if necessary to show you to the right direction, even though a water sign and emotional, sensitive they have a feisty side where they can point out things.
Leo: A radiant, warm personality everyone wants a piece of. You should really value your friendship with them, they will always encourage you, support you, be giving and fight for you if necessary. Their golden heart is as big as they get.
Virgo: Always ready to help and sacrifice their time, sacrifice things for the people they love. If you have a Virgo by your side, you have a counselor, a critic, a friend, a right hand (and basically Google), you will also be fulfilled after spending time with them, they know your happy points and can get that side out quickly.
Libra: They love feeling at peace, they love being the mediator and keeping the balance. They will do a lot of things for the people they love, just so they can be happy and Libras enjoy that happiness alongside them. They can go out of their way for a lot of things, sacrificial, a listener, a soft-hearted best friend everyone wants.
Scorpio: Focused, intense, motivated also their passion is something to be touched from, something that inspires and they will try to inspire you and motivate you, to be the best version of yourself as you can be, to compete with yourself. They are extremely dedicated friends and loyal friends, once they achieve intimacy with people their whole world is whole.
Sagittarius: A challenger, a friend that will challenge you to think out of your zone, them questioning everything will infect you to do the same. They will teach you a lot, but will also be ready to learn a lot from you, they will follow your footsteps. Also they are adventurers, free-spirits, honest beings that will give you a great time, lots of laughter and humor. They really know how to enjoy life and they would like to share that with you. They are the optimistic point of life you go to when your world crashes for a moment.
Capricorn: Ambitious and hard-workers, loyal, dedicated, a pillar we all rely on. People with the best advice, best humor and someone who really wants you to succeed and will be behind each party, but also behind each sadness to console you. People who will challenge you in order for you to find pieces of yourself and never be lost, even if you are they will guide you. A friend with whom you can create little traditions, also inside jokes, something just between the two of you.
Aquarius: They will inspire you, they will be there for you, they will always be giving. They will be the string that keeps the group of friends together, they really try around their friends. Someone with whom you can talk about everything and anything and never be bored. Exploring together and achieving causes for the better of society, huge things I know but what can an Aquarius not do? They think of everything and will take you along the ride, because they are so friend-oriented they are stronger with you by their side, but you are too. A rare gem to always protect.
Pisces: The friend that will always understand beyond all understandings, the friend that will literally feel your pain, but feel your happiness and joy x 10. Really sensitive, creative and imaginative, they will make you look at things differently and really remind you why you are human, why you are on this very Earth, they will make you question about your mission. But they will always try to prove how grateful they are for meeting you, for having you. They will cherish you, they will be your support system forever.
the signs as girlfriends 👩❤️💋👩
aries - teases you all the time, makes you laugh, random screaming 📢, your #1 supporter, tons of compliments, needs a lot of love and understanding and patience
taurus - homey, thinks of a future with you, wants to sit down with you and a cup of tea and listen to your hopes and dreams, can seem shy or unsure but they will want to take the lead sometimes, food as love language
gemini - introduces you to all their friends, *been inseparable for six months* are we in a relationship?, wont tell you but they’re in love with you, breaks all their rules for you, takes you out on fun dates
cancer - low maintenance but demanding with cuddles and kisses, loves affection, good morning and good night texts, loves to cook for you, knows all your favorite songs
leo - demands affection, there for you through ups and downs, if they like you you’re special, dominant, has many interesting qualities, love you passionately and wholeheartedly
virgo - shows you new songs, great kisser, always has good advice ready, best friend type of a gf, someone you can trust with anything, very understanding, good date ideas
libra - small gestures, very thoughtful and caring, asks how you’re feeling, worries about you, good listener, remembers small details about you
scorpio - a passionate lover, very cute with you, silly, stares at you then looks away, loves to make you smile, puts in the effort, intelligent and funny
sagittarius - leaves love notes in your apartment for you to read and smile at after a long day, bakes you heart shaped cookies, wants to travel the world with you
capricorn - tries to play it cool when they’re in love, needs a lot of validation, shows you that they care through actions instead of words, lowkey wants to marry you asap
aquarius - intense eye contact, closeness, supports you 100%, always has your back, shows you their weird side, surprises you with creative gifts, inappropriate jokes
pisces - writes you love letters, texts you constantly, wants to tell you everything, dreams about a future with you, passionate and over the top kind of love
ZODIAC COUPLES: TAURUS
Aries x Taurus: Very competitive but also very cute
Taurus x Taurus: That couple were you have a crush on both people
Taurus x Gemini: That couple that people don't quite understand, but that's ok. They understand each other.
Taurus x Cancer: Your squad's Dad and Mom respectively
Taurus x Leo: Actually just perfect? In every single way?
Taurus x Virgo: Jock/Nerd
Taurus x Libra: Instagram couple
Taurus x Scorpio: Soulmates in every sense of the work
Taurus x Sagittarius: Very likely to be a teenage couple that goes out with
Taurus x Capricorn: Business Power Couple
Taurus x Aquarius: Small (Aquarius) and Tall (Taurus.) Lots of cuddling.
Taurus x Pisces: Probably will open a bakery in the Netherlands together.
how neighboring signs clash
Leo and Virgo- Virgos are natural helpers that are able to trace back the source of a problem to fix it. If an argument arises, virgo will be able to understand how it started and will want to communicate that to Leo, but Leo will interpret that as controlling. A Leo will take any negative criticism as an attack on their ego, and will in turn, change to defense mode. Virgo will be intimidated by this, but fail to see Leo’s defense comes from a place of hurting. Virgo will run, emotionally, separating theirselves from the altercation. Virgo needs to understand not everybody handles a situation the same way they do. And just because Leo shows affection in a different way than virgo does, doesn’t mean Leo’s love is any less valid. When living together, Leo could often takes virgo for granted, failing to acknowledge the lengths virgo goes to keep life in order. The house is always clean, dishes always done, plans are always shifted in order to make time for Leo. Leo will try desperately to break Virgo out of their shell. Leo wants their significant other to be social with their friend group, and so they will attempt to introduce Virgo into a broad range of new people. This easily becomes overwhelming for virgo, who rather spend one-on-one time with their partner. These signs need to be more aware of the lengths the other goes to improve their daily lives. They have to experiment with new life styles instead of living the way they’ve been all this time. Leo and Virgo can only get along if they step out of the shoes they’ve been wearing all their life and try on each other’s for a day.
Libra and Scorpio- if an argument arises, these two will really know how to get under each other’s skin. Libra will naturally try to sweep the problem at hand under the rug. It will be much easier for Libra to forgive and forget, because it’s how a Libra moves on and clears their conscience. A scorpio, however, will demand confrontation out of Libra, and will be persistent doing so. A scorpio will not be satisfied until the problem is deliberated. A scorpio may be calculated with their attempts to aggravate Libra– anything to pull some source of emotion from them. Libra may catch on to this, which in turn, will lead to Libra pushing the entire altercation aside and attempting to move on with their life as if it never happened. This will get Scorpio even more fired up, and will provoke Libra again. This game could go on forever. Libra needs to realize the fragility of Scorpio’s emotions and be more mature handling them. Scorpio needs to learn that all grudges aren’t worth carrying.
Sagittarius and Capricorn- Sagittarius has a tendency to look at arguments as the big picture.This is what gives Sagg the ability to easily move on, but they often overlook the details in the process. With Capricorn, details are everything, and Capricorn can’t fathom how Sagittarius is okay with laughing it off when these pivotal elements of the argument are ignored. Sagittarius is experimental, and may see and do things just to see how Capricorn will react. Capricorn sees this behavior as childish. Capricorn is sincere with everything they do, even in a fight. Words and attitude matter. Capricorn will put their best foot forward and address what needs to be discussed or clarified. Sagittarius is okay with leaving ties undone or undressed. There is a clear divide in energy here. Sagittarius would get along much better with Capricorn if they took the time to dissect them inside of looking right through them. Capricorn needs to learn many things don’t matter in the great scheme of life, and they aren’t worth worrying over.
Aquarius and Pisces- Pisces will often interpret Aquarius’s lack of emotion as a threat against them.. The truth is, Aquarius feels everything Pisces does, but just restricts these emotions, and needs someone to pull them out. Pisces, however, won’t go the extra mile to pull these emotions out of Aquarius because they won’t know they exist. They will interpret every aloof gesture from Aquarius as a lack of caring for Pisces’ well being. The truth is, these two are both imaginative, with an innate thirst for experience and exploration, but they operate on two different planes. Aquarius can be a bit awkward, and Pisces doesn’t know how to interpret this. It can often scare Pisces into thinking Aquarius doesn’t care about them. Pisces has the “is it something I said?” mentality, and Aquarius may realize this, but be unable to let theirselves do anything about it. Aquarius may feel like Pisces’ emotions are too fragile, and won’t want to be left with the responsibility of preventing a broken heart. Pisces may feel as though Aquarius is neglecting their emotions and being blind to their sensitivity. Pisces, you need to communicate how you feel instead of expecting to be read. Aquarius is intellectual and will understand you most when you translate your emotions into words. Aquarius, you need to realize just because Pisces doesn’t directly tell you they are hurting, doesn’t mean it’s okay to not address. Go the extra mile to explore Pisces the way you explore every other new idea that comes your way.
Aries and Taurus- Aries, you operate at a 10. Taurus, you move at at 1. In an argument, Aries becomes distracted by something else you said, that they will abandon what they’re originally mad at, to come at you for something else. Taurus can’t keep up and becomes incredibly frustrated. Taurus is patient, and will argue about a particular point for hours until it’s addressed properly. An aries will be three steps ahead, barely able to remember all the things they want to say, as their mind is racing with rage from all different directions. A common argument that will surge between these two is money. Taurus will want to preserve it, save it up, be frugal with spending it. Aries wants to spend it, and enjoy it, rather than hold onto it. Taurus hates unpredictably. They will hate feeling like they cannot keep track of Aries’s habits. When a Taurus is angry, they will be incredibly persistent with their attempts to be heard. They won’t let this thing go until Aries agrees Taurus is right. The problem? Aries will never agree. And most often, Aries subconsciously gets over an argument just as fast as they jump to start it. For aries, the fire burns out just as fast as it goes up in flames. Taurus is the tortoise in this case– slow and steady, and their fire will burn up slowly but sure. It will aggravate Aries that Taurus is bringing up something that happened ages ago. Aries needs to evaluate what’s actually worth fighting over. Taurus needs to let go of the past. Both need to control their frustrations.
Gemini and Cancer- Both these signs are guilty of being ruled by the things that drive them. Gemini can be consumed by their mind, and Cancer can be controlled by their emotions. Gemini is turned off by the moody Cancer, and will feel as though Cancer’s fluctuating attitude is a burden on Gemini’s freedom. Cancer will be disturbed by how easy Gemini gets up and walks away from moments of sentiment and passion. An unlikely relationship to work out, but a potential to be friends if these signs realize what they can learn from one another. Cancer, you need to learn how to be a healthy kind of selfish from Gemini. You’ve got to be able to let go of past relationships and other burdens in order to work on being the best you possible. You can’t exist to help other people, and you can learn from Gemini how to separate yourself from toxic people and situations. Gemini, Cancer can teach you how to navigate more on emotions and instinct rather than your mind. You’ve got to realize living inside your mind will prevent you from experiencing life’s most amazing moments. You need to feel moments, and connections with other people. It is not enough to think about them. Both these signs could use balance, and could learn this from the other.
Lol wtf, this is exactly what happened with me and my Libra “bff”
For those just beginning, it is worth looking at the:
Sun for the basic traits
Moon for emotional reactions and subconscious expression
Mercury for how your mind works
Venus for how and what you love
the Midveaven to see where you could be heading
and any stelliums (Three or more planets in a house) to see where there is a concentration of energy in your chart.
Moon Signs:
Aries: Always active, bold, and alive - absolutely can’t stand to be bored. You are prone to letting insecurity take over your life, making you race around - desperate to accomplish. You can heal quickly from emotional hurts and recover your energy quickly when faced with crisis. You are quick to temper and it’s pretty violent but burns out quickly. You tend to enjoy conflict, maybe even viewing life as a battle. In the moment defines your way of living yet you may not trust yourself to make immediate decisions.
Taurus: Material and financial security is important to you. You trust what you can touch and have issues with the abstract, this means you may invest too much of yourself into material objects. You are prone to becoming bored or deadlocked. Self-worth and insecurity are issues for you. For these reasons you often stay too long in relationships that are going nowhere. Earth and nature feel like home to you; your home, which you center around comfort, is filled with earthy elements, tile, flowers, etc. Sensual and loving, you attract others and know how to give them what they want.
Gemini: Communication is the most important thing to you. You may be prone to deluding yourself or suppressing your true emotions, often not letting yourself truly feel them but release them, an odd paradox so like a Gemini. You have a lot of emotions but always know how to express them due to Mercury’s gift of eloquence. Interpreting the emotions of others is a gift of yours yet you often miss their deeper drives, desires, and goals. Be careful of taking things at face value. You may be afraid of emotional or romantic intensity.
Cancer: Home, family, and security - these are the most important things in your life. You are strong and dependable, a motherly figure to those around you. Despite the strong emotions that Cancer is associated with, you may try to hide your fear and doubts. You may hoard items of sentimental value, reluctant to ever let go - this hoarding may seep into other parts of your life, so be careful. You like to create - perhaps painting or drawing, cooking, or knitting or sewing. Down to earth, homey things are very important to you.
Leo: Center of the universe, right here. Drama and control are your needs. But you certainly aren’t petty or greedy. You are as warm as the sun, generous and loving at your core. You just need a lot of love and affection in return - and you’re damn well going to get it. Be careful though, you can be manipulated easily by flattery. You can be addicting, your view of the world is so positive and intense, you feel so much joy for even the smallest of things. Loyalty and trust are above all else in your book.
Virgo: Shy, quiet and practical, you really don’t enjoy a lot of attention. You are a hard worker and seek success but never acclaim - you want your work to speak for itself. You want to be loved yet you can’t stand to let anyone do something for you. You especially hate to be cared for and for this reason may try to distance yourself in love. A detail-oriented perfectionist, it can be hard for you to ever feel you’ve truly succeeded and often beat yourself over terribly small things. You are a very attentive friend and lover, taking great care of those you love, making sure to do little things to brighten their day.
Libra: Fights, discord, and unfairness truly upset you at your core. You will do absolutely everything you can to maintain balance as a natural diplomat. You may struggle with outright displays of emotion, really intensity of any kind may disturb you. This can really cause issues for you as you simply cannot handle any sort of disorder; your desire to please everyone restricts you as you take it so seriously. You need social security, a partner, a designated place in your social circle or the hierarchy. You are a social creature and extremely lovable due to your care.
Scorpio: You may keep to yourself, even attempting to hide your emotions, but at your core you are passionate and intense. Yet you feel secure in these deep feelings, you are not afraid of them, you just prefer to hold your cards close to your chest. You have the enviable ability to sit back and draw what you want to you despite your ability to go after what you want. You are a deeply emotional person, prone to hurt. You often brood or seek small forms of revenge. You have to trust someone wholly and fully before opening up to them. You need deep, profound, almost painful relationships in your life.
Sagittarius: A natural philosopher and thinker forever seeking something new. Learning is important to you. You simply must have a cause, mission, or goal at all times. Religion is often very important to you and you are very involved no matter what your belief system is, but you are never rigid in your beliefs. You enjoy gambling, the rush of it, or any other risk-taking activity - you need a thrill of some kind. Optimistic and faithful, your gift of hope is remarkable.
Capricorn: You want to feel useful, in control, and successful and these strong desires rule your life. You have such high aspirations that you often feel unloved and inferior, especially due to your need for outside approval. You have deep and passionate feelings yet you can feel shy about expressing them, emotions may even make you feel weak. You may come off as uptight, reserved, or cold due to your reluctance to display emotion. It feels good to you to be needed. Discipline and respect are very important to you.
Aquarius: You need freedom above all else. You try to rise above negativity and can sometimes be intolerant of the emotions of others. You may ignore your emotional needs and natural responses or analyze them so closely that you become detached from them completely. You are usually cold and distant even in your most intimate relationships. You value your individuality and don’t follow trends and the like. Because you try to shut down your emotions so often you may be emotionally immature. Intimacy scares you.
Pisces: You may feel like a fish out of water in society. You are prone to escapist behaviors as you find the world so harsh. You have a vibrant imagination in which you try to hide. You are a selfless, loving person who seeks to help those less fortunate than you. You take on other people’s emotions due to your intense sympathy which may lead you to seek unhealthy outlets. You are extremely creative but may struggle to channel this talent. It’s important that you focus on the positive in life and avoid negativity.
In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments
FIRMLY GRASP IT
HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD
The panty raid
Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable
Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games
My NAME’S NOT RICK
Sweet, sweet victory!!!!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
The entire Rock Bottom episode
That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole
Bubble Buddy
Mystery the seahorse
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly
The perfume department
LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE
*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!
The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath
MY LEG
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!
CHOCOLATE
The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl
The magic conch
Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties
Nematodes
All of the dumb Texas jokes
The juice flooding the retirement home
*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….
The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed
This grill is not a home
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
The narrator with the French accent
The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show
Please feel free to add more!!
• is mayonnaise an instrument?
what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign
when things are tough I…
sun in the 8th: stand strong, fake confidence, become self-centered, channel it into creativity.
moon in the 8th: cry, go back to comforting habits, can act childishly and become moody, drown on my emotions.
mercury in the 8th: overthink, vent about it, become anxious and manipulative.
venus in the 8th: go to someone I love, seek refuge in creativity and art, can be prone to feel lonely.
mars in the 8th: burn some stamina, face the problem head-on, become irritated and aggressive.
jupiter in the 8th: face them with optimism, hide pain behind humor, and act recklessly.
saturn in the 8th: face them with stoicism, try to find structure, can become bitter or a hermit.
uranus in the 8th: seek comfort in friends, act erratically and in an eccentric manner, disconnect from my emotions.
neptune in the 8th: daydream a lot, adopt an escapist behavior, go to sleep, turn especially sensitive and cry easily.
pluto in the 8th: transform myself, dive into what I’m feeling, can obssess over it and open the wound until it heals.
i'm a Pisces sun, my strongest energies are Mars, Scorpio and the 12th house. Do u think i'll do good as a psychologist? i know that's what i want but sometimes i just wonder if i'll be good enough for that career. Any advice? i also have a Capricorn MC
i love these questions! from one pisces to another - go for it! if you want that, then do it. but just your pisces sun alone makes you a good fit to be a psychologist because of your sense of empathy, understanding, and great ear for listening. pisces can lowkey be the wise old owl of a group, and be chucked full of advice! do what makes you happy!!!-laura xoxo
ok so I’m I’m a Taurus (f) and for the past few weeks I’ve been talking to this libra guy and I’m fairly certain he was making movies (always initiating conversation, complimenting me a lot,making plans to hang out even though we never cross paths irl) but the past week we’ve just barely talked. Did he just lose interest? Or maybe is he misinterpreting me and thinking I lost interest?
based off of the majority of libras i know, id agree that he’s flirting and coming on to u. if ur into it then id let him know. i wouldn’t worry about him loosing interest, he may have just been busy. good luck, my dear!!-laura xoxo