Daily Horoscopes

[astrologyleo]

no inbetweens

aries: either a stone cold bitch or the most emotional sap ever who just wants Dogs

taurus: either the mom friend or satan

gemini: ???i don't even know what the fukc

cancer: either fun and outgoing or a total dick

leo: either feels like a total god or like total shit

virgo: either a social butterfly or a total introvert

libra: either a complete social flirt or only makes out with food and watches high school musical

scorpio: either the most sensitive person ever or the most insensitive

sagittarius: either a party animal or a sleep 24/7 kinda person

capricorn: either the meanest person ever or the biggest memer ever

aquarius: either the most wonderful person ever or the most bitter person ever

pisces: either the most precious thing in the world or a still precious thing, screaming about how non-precious they are

[astrologyleo]

myth busting

Aries: so nice and generous!!

Taurus: dull? more like artsy af

Gemini: actually emotional

Cancer: never cries in public

Leo: extremely insecure deep down

Virgo: won't let ppl boss them around

Libra: CAN AND WILL BE RUDE if necessary

Scorpio: wants to be loved

Sagittarius: often tries to do nice things for ppl

Capricorn: ~plot twist~ biggest procrastinator ever

Aquarius: probably smarter than all of u

Pisces: v kind but could kill u faster than u think

[astrologyleo]

Signs as People in AHS

Aries: Tristan Duffy

Taurus: Holden Lowe

Gemini: Sally 

Cancer: Iris

Leo: Elizabeth (countess)

Virgo: Will Drake

Libra: Romona Royale

Scorpio: James March 

Sagittarius: Donovan

Capricorn: John Lowe

Aquarius: Liz Taylor

Pisces: Alex Lowe

[moonsgodesss]

Leo sun&venus, Aries moon, and Scorpio rising for gif please?? :)

[wickedastrology]

The signs most to least likely to be mom af

Leo Capricorn Sagittarius Cancer Gemini Scorpio Aries Pisces Libra Taurus Aquarius Virgo

[sassylandusa]

The signs as Thanksgiving dishes

Aries: the stuffing Taurus: green bean casserole Gemini: rolls Cancer: corn Leo: The turkey Virgo: mash potatoes Libra: Pumpkin pie Scorpio: cranberry sauce Sagittarius: Gravy Capricorn: Sweet potato pie Aquarius: ham Pisces: yams

[astrologyleo]

lies the signs tell

aries: "I didn't drink that much"

taurus: "no, I don't mind"

gemini: "I'm fine"

cancer: "I love you"

leo: "you're my favorite"

virgo: "I care"

libra: "It's not weird"

scorpio: "I'm over it"

sagittarius: "I care about you"

capricorn: "I'm moving on"

aquarius: "I was at a sleepover last night i swear"

pisces: they literally just never say how they feel fuck em

[astrologyleo]

Signs as Conspiracy Theories

Aries: The moon is just a hologram

Taurus: The government killed Paul McCartney and replaced him with a lookalike in order to help them in their agenda to control young people's minds with LSD

Gemini: One out of every 25 people is actually a lizard

Cancer: Aliens helped construct the pyramids in Egypt and many other world structures

Leo: Yoga is actually an evil practice used to get people to worship Satan

Virgo: The entire Middle Ages was made up and we're all living around 1500 CE

Libra: Cabbage Patch Kids dolls were made to resemble mutant babies created by the US government's radiation experiments used to get people to grow accustomed to babies after nuclear war

Scorpio: Elvis Presley never died. He had someone else killed in his place as a stunt and then continued living as a new famous singer.... Cher

Sagittarius: Michelle Obama is actually a man and her children are just actors

Capricorn: Throwback Thursday was created by the NSA to get people to upload and catalog pictures of themselves that existed before the internet

Aquarius: Many of the world leaders are possessed by or are actually reptiles

Pisces: The Ice Bucket Challenge is a Satanic baptism ritual

[astrologyleo]

Signs as Yin and Yang

Yin: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, SCORPIO, Aquarius, Pisces

Yang: Aries, Gemini, LEO, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[astrologyleo]

Signs as People in Gossip Girl

Aries: Georgina Sparks

Taurus: Rufus Humphrey 

Gemini: Lily van der Woodsen

Cancer: Eric van der Woodsen

Leo: Blair Waldorf

Virgo: Dan Humphrey 

Libra: Jenny Humphrey 

Scorpio: Chuck Bass

Sagittarius: Serena van der Woodsen

Capricorn: Dorota 

Aquarius: Vanessa Abrams 

Pisces: Nate Archibald

[astrologyleo]

Signs as People in AHS

Aries: Tristan Duffy

Taurus: Holden Lowe

Gemini: Sally 

Cancer: Iris

Leo: Elizabeth (countess)

Virgo: Will Drake

Libra: Romona Royale

Scorpio: James March 

Sagittarius: Donovan

Capricorn: John Lowe

Aquarius: Liz Taylor

Pisces: Alex Lowe

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Things People Don’t Realize About The Signs

Note: This isn’t just about Sun signs. :)

Aries: Can they be super impulsive and dumb sometimes? Yes! But you know what? They have a brain and when they use it, they’re pretty damn smart.

Taurus: They make great friends once they truly care about you, they’re very dependable and loving.

Gemini: They aren’t two-faced, they just like to adapt to their surroundings in order to have better conversations.

Cancer: They can be very tough! Are they very emotional and sensitive? Of course! But they have to be strong to feel as much as they do.

Leo: They love to spread happiness. They love it when they’re making others smile.

Virgo: Most of the time, their bitchiness is just them trying to help you become a better person.

Libra: They aren’t fake, they just want to please everyone.

Scorpio: They aren’t evil. Trust me, I know my Scorpie Poos. They are very caring once they trust you and they would probably die for those they care about.

Sagittarius: They don’t fear commitment, they just greatly value their independence.

Capricorn: They have fucking feelings, a lot of them! They’re just slow to open up.

Aquarius: They aren’t emotionless, they just like to be objective. Trust me, emotions are very confusing for them.

Pisces: They have struggles just like everyone else! Their struggles aren’t as obvious as Capricorn’s, for instance, but they have their challenges, so give them a break.

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[zodiaccity]

Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Throw A Party Just Because

Aries

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Libra

Aquarius

[somezodiacstuff]

How The Signs Would React To Someone Telling Them They’re In Love With Them

Aries - *stares at them in shock*

Taurus - ????  What????

Gemini - Well, why wouldn’t you be?

Cancer - *giggles* Oh *can’t stop smiling*

Leo - Oh, um, thanks?

Virgo - Ha, right, okay, sure

Libra - Soooo, where are we having dinner tonight?

Scorpio - I know

Sagittarius - *blushes really hard*

Capricorn - *doesn’t believe them* Okay.  Hilarious.

Aquarius - *really confused* Why

Pisces - What is love

[zodiaccity]

Most Creative Zodiac Signs

Gemini

Leo

Pisces

Aquarius

[koi--strology]

signs most likely to be astrology hoes

Cancer, Leo, Taurus, Gemini, Pisces