amateur astrology

two nerds that call themselves "astrologists". pisces and gemini 💓

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pisces aesthetic ! 💙💜

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The signs as beautiful and simple behaviors.

Aries: The flustered red that cheeks and noses turn when angered. Taurus: The widening of eyes and slight chuckle when a stomach growls unexpectedly in a public place when it's dead silent. Gemini: The hot feeling you get behind your eyes when a white lie you told comes to light. Cancer: The warm satisfied smile just after sipping a warm drink and feeling it flow down your chest. Leo: The fearful chuckle and shy smile of shame when someone finds you, or rather chatches you taking a picture yourself. Virgo: The silent mouthing along to a movie that you love so much, you have it memorized. Libra: The simple smile on the face that you gets as the heat of the sun warms your face. Scorpio: The deep breath that is taken with a skip of your heart as you do something that you never thought that you'd do. Sagittarius: The gasp that you get when you try on a piece of clothing or outfit and you are suprisied at the positive outcome. Capricorn: The widened eyes, intake of breath, and relieved smile when something scary happens in a movie. Aquarius: The gulp that you take right before beginning a public speech or presentation. Pisces: The "oh my gosh" look that you get on your face after you read a part in a book and you have to set it down to comprehend what you just read.

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The "Doesn't try in school but somehow gets good grades" squad.

GEMINI, Aquarius, Libra, Scorpio, Taurus.

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The Signs as Weird Things my Friends Have Said

Aries: “If you guys think this is a democracy, you’re wrong. This is a dictatorship and I’m the dictator.”

Taurus: “4:20 my friendios!”

Gemini: *walks into a bathroom* “Hello everybody, and welcome to my studio.”

Cancer: “I want a biscuit.”

Leo: *holds sand dollar up to eye* “Does it look like eyeshadow?”

Virgo: “Can y'all be quiet? I’m reading.”

Libra: “Debate? But I hate confrontation…”

Scorpio: “Wow you’re even more sarcastic than last time I talked to you.”

Sagittarius: “Welcome back to my show fans, for the most part.”

Capricorn: “Do the frick fracking thing.”

Aquarius: “Wait so how are crasins made? Do the raisin and cranberry like do it? WHICH IS THE GIRL???”

Pisces: “Wait maybe I’m thinking of yam the fruit.”

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The Signs as Natural Disasters

Fire: Aries, Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius Flood: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Virgo Twister: Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

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The "Gets on Everybody's Nerves" Squad

Gemini SCORPIO Leo Aries Sagittarius

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The Signs as a Family

Aries: The overcritical grandmother

Taurus: The mother-like older sister that does the work when the Mom can’t

Gemini: The dad that always tries to be "hip with the kids"

Cancer: The constantly crying baby brother

Leo: The rich aunt related by marriage

Virgo: The strict mom

Libra: The hippie and outdoorsy second cousin, once removed.

Scorpio: The shady uncle

Sagittarius: The uncle nobody sees because they’re constantly traveling the world.

Capricorn: Emo and closed-off cousin that is really friendly when you get to know them

Aquarius: The successful older cousin everybody is jealous of

Pisces: The little daughter that can get away with anything because of how cute she is

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The Signs as Beautiful Sounds

Aries: Feet running on pavement

Taurus: The whistle of the wind

Gemini: The whispers of people talking at 3 am

Cancer: The sound of a pencil drawing on paper

Leo: The cheering of a crowd

Virgo: The turning of a page

Libra: Birds chirping in a forest

Scorpio: Hushed giggles late at night

Sagittarius: A plane taking off

Capricorn: The happy chatter of a family during holiday time

Aquarius: The sound of people singing along to a song they love

Pisces: A quiet love song

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the "I'll make a better argument than you ever could, so don't try me" squad

Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Libra, Scorpio

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The "I Like Telling People They're Wrong" Squad

Gemini Aries Scorpio Sagittarius