These are all just jokes, and to be fair, i ask everyone their birthdays just to get their placements. Wether they know that im doing this as a study tactic? I do not know! Regardless this will be me speaking bluntly! So, youre not getting perfect grammar or none of that lol
Libra rising/moon when they’re drunk is literally the most friendly people ever like those are the bathroom girls that tell you look good or those friends you make at the club and they’re actually a dope ass friend.
Being with a Leo is feeling like you’re dating a celebrity, when you know youre not lol 🤧
Aquarius mars give this energy of intense anxiety, but they're just chilling.
People with 7th house placements are more likely to fall in love with someone whos their enemy, AND THEN, later in life, get their ‘perfect’ partner
Pisces mercury… you CANNOT sweet talk your way out of everything 🗿 lmfaooo that does not work with people who have eyes and ears, and use them often. Try that with scorpio, gemini and aquarius!
People really like sag risings, they have unique looks, they never look the same. However? Their thighs are potent so thats what gives it away. Their bodies are usually long looking and athletic as well.
Aries 3rd houses are comedians, just straight clowns. 💀
Gemini suns are the most unique sign when they’re not looking at everyone and everything else for inspiration, or waiting until someone else does it and then claiming originality behind a scared face. 💀
Signs that are also opposite: libra taurus, gemini virgo, sag pisces, aquarius capricorn, scorpio aries, leo cancer. i want to believe they work like sister signs, if not? then, similarly since they share planets(in leo and cancer’s case they share the earth since they are seen moving with/around earth.) but operate in opposite energies.
Tall scorpio, capricorn, and aquarius risings all LOOM over people, similar to the grim reaping/death being behind you.
Aries moons get such a bad rep, but its really them virgo, gemini, scorpio, cancer, and pisces moons. they be them ones you need to watch out for LOL😭
Capricorn placements are fake happy, do not let that aura of sunshine fool you, they are constantly under duress fr!
Anybody who has their sun/moon/mercury in their 8th house is really a emo kid fr
As a libra moon? I love light drama, nothing too crazy but I do enjoy just a bit of mess 😭
Aquarius risings sometimes likes to throw on gas station fits, unironically. Yall make it look good though! 🤏🏾
I have never met a capricorn thats been described as serious and cold hearted, theyre the sweetest and nicest people, they have light auras but theyve just been hurt too much, so their emotions tend to end up on the darker side.
Sun, moon, mercury 10th house people…..STOP TELLING PEOPLE STUFF👺👺
All sasuke type characters are either leo, capricorn or cancer. canonically? Sasuke is a Leo(a Cancer if you use the year naruto was made and then subtract the age of sasuke and boom you have his birth year!(EX: Naruto manga was made in 1999, Sauske was 12-13 just for part one of the manga! He would be born between 1986-1987! This works for any manga/anime character.)
You can trust a capricorn, aquarius, and leo with your secrets.
All leo mercury people talk the same, or have the same cadence when they talk? Its like a nice playful voice but you dont know if they're being serious or not. At least its safe to ask!
Virgos are what yall think leos are, and leos are what yall think virgos are🤭
If you have aquarius, taurus, virgo, libra, sag, and gemini sun/moon/rising/mars? Youre probably a good dancer, or can move your body well.
Pisces moons are the delusional ones in general when theyre unhealed, pisces suns are only delusional in love
The straightest gay man youll know is either a virgo, aries, a gemini, or aquarius, those are the mean old gays
If your 8th house is in scorpio, aqaurius, gemini, sag or capricorn? Basically a witch/warlock lol
Taurus mercury people are not thinking of YOUUUU, they are thinking of their next vacation spot.🤣
All zodiac signs are susceptible to being sexually open but i will say sags, aquarius, gemini, aries, pisces, and CANCER, are TOOOOOO easy(bonus points to the guys and gays on sag pisces gemini leo and cancer.)
Capricorn mercuries have head in clouds syndrome, if its not about money, their goals, their next meal, or the next thing in general? Their brain will be stuck in candyland.
The gayest straight man youll ever know is probably a capricorn, cancer, libra, or has pisces placements.(bonus points if theyre a gemini sun/moon)
Virgo moons have a really hard time diving into their emotions, theyre on the same level as capricorn moons in that area.
Leo suns don't recognize their beauty, they might not ever even see it at all tbh😔
Mercury in 8th house people need a BIGGGGGG hug, or intensive therapy.
Sagittarius sun/rising are honestly the real loners of the zodiac, all these friends and we still only have one selective person we rant to lmao
Having Sag, Taurus, AQUARIUS, libra, and gemini placements is a get out of being basic free card lol.
If you have gemini, pisces, scorpio, or aquarius placements? 🫵🏾YOU🫵🏾 ARE GAY
Anywhere someone has heavy saturn is where they should look for the pain in their lives (scorpio works too)
If both your vedic and western chart repeat placements? It means that its genuinely your most dominant trait.
Taurus mars have the most chill aura ever but it also comes with an unc/tt attitude 🤒
Scorpio moons are usually harsh but it comes with love and care behind it🫶🏾
Check your mars in your chart to see where youre putting most of your energy, i noticed mars in 4th house people stay with their families longer.
Pisces and aquarius works so well because one aids into the delusions of the other lol
Virgo and gemini only works if one bullies the other, typically the more outgoing one needs the bullying lol
If someone has the most basic likes and dislikes? Probably a cancer or taurus, no in between. They're predictable and in a very good way.
Scorpio placements are NEVER truly joking, always something hidden in their words… always ask what they mean!